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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Slate location the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: puce piazza dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926837) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM Author: Bisexual space faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927395) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: Obsidian national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927398) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: soul-stirring cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927586) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930643) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: purple slimy legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930645) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Violent parlour double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930669) |
Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM Author: Umber depressive messiness youre good bra
i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...
I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.
In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up. |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Slate location ty. this is a good story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926820) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Stirring dilemma windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966457) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Violent parlour double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930677) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: Awkward stimulating pit affirmative action Omg this and the op are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM Author: rusted frozen internal respiration home yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: cobalt cuckold employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926845) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM Author: puce piazza dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater Here are your fucking gel cap shit pills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926851) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM Author: puce piazza dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926855) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926863) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: puce piazza dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926867) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM Author: Mischievous cordovan crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927465) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM Author: Slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926858) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: cobalt cuckold you should have gotten suppositories and shoved them up her anus to let her know that such things have a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926864) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: cobalt cuckold how'd that turn out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926868) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926877) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: Slate location oh my god this thread got insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926892) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: Slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926924) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM Author: hideous 180 public bath regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966819) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM Author: learning disabled shimmering twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse Did you give her the enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966472) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater she gave it to herself but i had to help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: puce piazza dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926869) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: zombie-like blue theater i wish this were flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM Author: Obsidian national security agency Wonderful subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM Author: Trip Jade People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927500) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Floppy Hell grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926860) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Slate location the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: ruby wonderful stock car prole my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM Author: ocher temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966810) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM Author: ruby wonderful stock car prole 180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Motley turquoise selfie dysfunction :(
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: cerebral wrinkle party of the first part Hawaii bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927560) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: swashbuckling ape Yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930640) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: soul-stirring cumskin realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.
1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you
2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like. |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: outnumbered church building nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM Author: zombie-like blue theater where's Evan39? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930649) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: multi-colored talking sweet tailpipe really tough guy I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930672) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: Slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932793) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: Bisexual space faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932795) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: crusty excitant parlor athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932828) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: zombie-like blue theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966432) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Dashing Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966453) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: Awkward stimulating pit affirmative action Is it just me being high or this one of the most hilarious threads ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966663) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM Author: Cheese-eating Pink Stage Mediation Definitely exceeded expectations.
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