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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel

the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating thriller den



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Arrogant parlour trump supporter



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: mustard idea he suggested



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Hilarious mahogany piazza



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle toilet seat faggotry

youre good bra

i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...

I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.

In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up.

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel

ty. this is a good story

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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Puce filthpig headpube

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Dead mediation meetinghouse

yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM
Author: lascivious copper stage

employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating thriller den



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Cheese-eating thriller den



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: lascivious copper stage

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding.

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: lascivious copper stage

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel

oh my god this thread got insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week.

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic adventurous ticket booth sound barrier

Did you give her the enema?

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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

she gave it to herself but i had to help

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM
Author: Cheese-eating thriller den



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: Arrogant parlour trump supporter

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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Indigo internal respiration



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM
Author: Grizzly stimulating famous landscape painting

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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel

the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted keepsake machete

my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM
Author: disturbing soul-stirring prole



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted keepsake machete

180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: fighting nibblets blood rage

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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: impertinent jet round eye public bath

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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Bespoke Business Firm

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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: mustard idea he suggested

realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.

1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you

2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927593)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Autistic clown senate

nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Abnormal bateful stag film gay wizard

where's Evan39?

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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: laughsome library

I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess.

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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: fuchsia church building incel



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Puce filthpig headpube

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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM
Author: glassy stage

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