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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: excitant vermilion dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926837) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM Author: Emerald mad-dog skullcap hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927395) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: Spectacular bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927398) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: rose boyish liquid oxygen affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927586) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: unholy bateful mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930643) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: pearl fighting messiness mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930645) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Chestnut Knife Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930669) |
Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM Author: pale mentally impaired turdskin trust fund youre good bra
i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...
I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.
In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up. |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm ty. this is a good story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926820) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Chartreuse Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966457) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Chestnut Knife Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930677) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: Purple rebellious locus Omg this and the op are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM Author: Brilliant Laser Beams yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: Territorial Point employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM Author: Hilarious base background story Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926845) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM Author: excitant vermilion dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM Author: Hilarious base background story Here are your fucking gel cap shit pills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926851) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM Author: excitant vermilion dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926855) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Hilarious base background story not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926863) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: excitant vermilion dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926867) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM Author: Navy federal sanctuary pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927465) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926858) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Territorial Point you should have gotten suppositories and shoved them up her anus to let her know that such things have a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926864) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Hilarious base background story I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: Territorial Point how'd that turn out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926868) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM Author: Hilarious base background story She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926877) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm oh my god this thread got insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM Author: Hilarious base background story How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926892) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926924) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM Author: cerebral church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966819) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM Author: Soul-stirring ocher tank half-breed Did you give her the enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966472) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: Hilarious base background story she gave it to herself but i had to help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: excitant vermilion dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926869) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Hilarious base background story i wish this were flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM Author: Spectacular bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma Wonderful subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle slate school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927500) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Cheese-eating Burgundy Menage grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926860) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Garnet Cruise Ship my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM Author: Dashing Sandwich Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966810) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM Author: Garnet Cruise Ship 180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: curious electric furnace :(
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: talented tanning salon hominid Hawaii bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927560) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Yapping glittery university Yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930640) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: rose boyish liquid oxygen affirmative action realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.
1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you
2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like. |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: translucent alpha sneaky criminal nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM Author: Hilarious base background story where's Evan39? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930649) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: scarlet gaming laptop I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930672) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: spruce exciting business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932793) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: Emerald mad-dog skullcap hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932795) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: Fragrant ceo gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932828) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: Hilarious base background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966432) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: unholy bateful mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966453) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: Purple rebellious locus Is it just me being high or this one of the most hilarious threads ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966663) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM Author: cream bawdyhouse Definitely exceeded expectations.
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