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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I ...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
Protip: these are always a sanity test
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
explain. i've heard this before
cerise coiffed mental disorder base
  12/14/14
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_colleg...
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
worms don't care for floors or fourth walls
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
...
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
mmm im about to get a fourth meal
cerise coiffed mental disorder base
  12/14/14
...
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
\@/
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
But the samples also tell something about the readers. "...
Naked Glittery Double Fault Range
  12/14/14
lol
180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator
  12/14/14
this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.
Glassy Psychic Rigor
  12/15/14
write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren'...
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd ...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
Write a mini-rant about Ferguson
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal pro...
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
find a more obscure case
Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma
  12/14/14
will do. thank.
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
im sure they want a few token cons
duck-like theater deer antler
  12/14/14
LOL
180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator
  12/14/14
Write about literature. Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and un...
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabo...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something,...
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
tel them why millenials are faggots
duck-like theater deer antler
  12/14/14
(retard)
180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator
  12/14/14
(nigger)
duck-like theater deer antler
  12/14/14
(clitdick)
180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator
  12/14/14
lol
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/15/14
Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Hum...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/14/14
...
bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria
  12/14/14
write about NOWAG
Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca
  12/14/14
...
Razzmatazz jet-lagged newt
  12/15/14
LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.
Slate marvelous shitlib den
  12/15/14
Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other...
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  12/15/14
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927240)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

Protip: these are always a sanity test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: cerise coiffed mental disorder base

explain. i've heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

worms don't care for floors or fourth walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: cerise coiffed mental disorder base

mmm im about to get a fourth meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

\@/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Naked Glittery Double Fault Range

But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: 180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Glassy Psychic Rigor

this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

Write a mini-rant about Ferguson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

find a more obscure case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

will do. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: duck-like theater deer antler

im sure they want a few token cons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: 180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

Write about literature.

Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.

Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927260)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: duck-like theater deer antler

tel them why millenials are faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: 180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: duck-like theater deer antler

(nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: 180 slap-happy electric furnace masturbator

(clitdick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Domesticated Ruddy University Macaca

write about NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Slate marvelous shitlib den

LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria

Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Jet Sinister Friendly Grandma

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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruel-hearted doctorate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166)