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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I ...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
Protip: these are always a sanity test
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
explain. i've heard this before
Lascivious Gold Multi-billionaire Really Tough Guy
  12/14/14
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_colleg...
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
worms don't care for floors or fourth walls
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
...
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
mmm im about to get a fourth meal
Lascivious Gold Multi-billionaire Really Tough Guy
  12/14/14
...
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
\@/
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
But the samples also tell something about the readers. "...
mischievous marvelous blood rage
  12/14/14
lol
Arousing ruddy death wish
  12/14/14
this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.
Shivering razzmatazz house giraffe
  12/15/14
write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren'...
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd ...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
Write a mini-rant about Ferguson
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal pro...
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
find a more obscure case
heady coral senate
  12/14/14
will do. thank.
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
im sure they want a few token cons
Aggressive Maroon University
  12/14/14
LOL
Arousing ruddy death wish
  12/14/14
Write about literature. Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and un...
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabo...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something,...
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
tel them why millenials are faggots
Aggressive Maroon University
  12/14/14
(retard)
Arousing ruddy death wish
  12/14/14
(nigger)
Aggressive Maroon University
  12/14/14
(clitdick)
Arousing ruddy death wish
  12/14/14
lol
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/15/14
Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Hum...
Trip Lay
  12/14/14
...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/14/14
write about NOWAG
Scarlet Den
  12/14/14
...
Aqua 180 indian lodge preventive strike
  12/15/14
LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.
Floppy obsidian goal in life
  12/15/14
Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other...
Pearly irradiated background story
  12/15/14
SAMPLE YALE STATEMENT nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ...
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927240)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM
Author: heady coral senate

Protip: these are always a sanity test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: Lascivious Gold Multi-billionaire Really Tough Guy

explain. i've heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: heady coral senate

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Scarlet Den

wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Scarlet Den

Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM
Author: heady coral senate

worms don't care for floors or fourth walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Scarlet Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Gold Multi-billionaire Really Tough Guy

mmm im about to get a fourth meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: Scarlet Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM
Author: heady coral senate

\@/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: mischievous marvelous blood rage

But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Arousing ruddy death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Shivering razzmatazz house giraffe

this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Scarlet Den

write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: heady coral senate

Write a mini-rant about Ferguson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: heady coral senate

No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: heady coral senate

find a more obscure case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

will do. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Aggressive Maroon University

im sure they want a few token cons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Arousing ruddy death wish

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Den

Write about literature.

Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.

Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927260)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Den

Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Aggressive Maroon University

tel them why millenials are faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Arousing ruddy death wish

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: Aggressive Maroon University

(nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing ruddy death wish

(clitdick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: Trip Lay

Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Den

write about NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Aqua 180 indian lodge preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Floppy obsidian goal in life

LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story

Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: heady coral senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938156)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Pearly irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166)