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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| Stimulating Generalized Bond | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| Stimulating Generalized Bond | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| opaque church building | 12/14/14 |
| Vivacious idiotic police squad | 12/14/14 |
| milky duck-like stock car | 12/15/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/14/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| Underhanded pink filthpig | 12/14/14 |
| Vivacious idiotic police squad | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
| laughsome state dog poop | 12/14/14 |
| Underhanded pink filthpig | 12/14/14 |
| Vivacious idiotic police squad | 12/14/14 |
| Underhanded pink filthpig | 12/14/14 |
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| light turdskin | 12/15/14 |
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| light turdskin | 12/14/14 |
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| insanely creepy purple fat ankles lay | 12/15/14 |
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| light turdskin | 12/15/14 |
| silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe | 12/15/14 |
| light turdskin | 12/15/14 |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM Author: light turdskin Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe Protip: these are always a sanity test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM Author: Stimulating Generalized Bond explain. i've heard this before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe worms don't care for floors or fourth walls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM Author: Stimulating Generalized Bond mmm im about to get a fourth meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe \@/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM Author: opaque church building But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM Author: Vivacious idiotic police squad lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: milky duck-like stock car this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143) |
Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM Author: light turdskin Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe Write a mini-rant about Ferguson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM Author: light turdskin Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM Author: light turdskin Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe find a more obscure case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM Author: light turdskin will do. thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM Author: Underhanded pink filthpig im sure they want a few token cons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM Author: Vivacious idiotic police squad LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop Write about literature.
Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.
Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG. |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM Author: light turdskin If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM Author: laughsome state dog poop Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM Author: Underhanded pink filthpig tel them why millenials are faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM Author: Vivacious idiotic police squad (retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM Author: Underhanded pink filthpig (nigger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Vivacious idiotic police squad (clitdick) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: light turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM Author: Bat shit crazy base jap Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: light turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM Author: laughsome state dog poop write about NOWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM Author: insanely creepy purple fat ankles lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: sienna judgmental meetinghouse LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: light turdskin Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: silver titillating locus sweet tailpipe SAMPLE YALE STATEMENT
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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: light turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166) |