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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I ...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
Protip: these are always a sanity test
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
explain. i've heard this before
Flesh lascivious brunch
  12/14/14
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_colleg...
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
worms don't care for floors or fourth walls
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
...
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
mmm im about to get a fourth meal
Flesh lascivious brunch
  12/14/14
...
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
\@/
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
But the samples also tell something about the readers. "...
Sadistic erotic theater stage son of senegal
  12/14/14
lol
Brilliant vigorous death wish
  12/14/14
this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.
Hateful Cream Telephone
  12/15/14
write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren'...
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd ...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
Write a mini-rant about Ferguson
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal pro...
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
find a more obscure case
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/14/14
will do. thank.
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
im sure they want a few token cons
sickened fat ankles
  12/14/14
LOL
Brilliant vigorous death wish
  12/14/14
Write about literature. Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and un...
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabo...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something,...
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
tel them why millenials are faggots
sickened fat ankles
  12/14/14
(retard)
Brilliant vigorous death wish
  12/14/14
(nigger)
sickened fat ankles
  12/14/14
(clitdick)
Brilliant vigorous death wish
  12/14/14
lol
Violent boistinker
  12/15/14
Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Hum...
White learning disabled patrolman degenerate
  12/14/14
...
Violent boistinker
  12/14/14
write about NOWAG
hideous yellow goyim
  12/14/14
...
Zombie-like Old Irish Cottage Office
  12/15/14
LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.
Heady Hell
  12/15/14
Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other...
Violent boistinker
  12/15/14
SAMPLE YALE STATEMENT nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ...
Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate
  12/15/14
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Violent boistinker
  12/15/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927240)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

Protip: these are always a sanity test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: Flesh lascivious brunch

explain. i've heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

worms don't care for floors or fourth walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Flesh lascivious brunch

mmm im about to get a fourth meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

\@/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Sadistic erotic theater stage son of senegal

But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Hateful Cream Telephone

this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

Write a mini-rant about Ferguson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

find a more obscure case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

will do. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: sickened fat ankles

im sure they want a few token cons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous death wish

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

Write about literature.

Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.

Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927260)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: sickened fat ankles

tel them why millenials are faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous death wish

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: sickened fat ankles

(nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Brilliant vigorous death wish

(clitdick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Violent boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: White learning disabled patrolman degenerate

Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Violent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: hideous yellow goyim

write about NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Old Irish Cottage Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Heady Hell

LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Violent boistinker

Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Sick Parlour Doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938156)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Violent boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166)