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ITT: AutoAdmit poasters halp tedcruz tp write his YLS 250 essay

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I ...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
Protip: these are always a sanity test
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
explain. i've heard this before
bearded exhilarant psychic
  12/14/14
http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_colleg...
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
worms don't care for floors or fourth walls
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
...
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
mmm im about to get a fourth meal
bearded exhilarant psychic
  12/14/14
...
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
\@/
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
But the samples also tell something about the readers. "...
Bipolar electric personal credit line
  12/14/14
lol
Smoky cruise ship
  12/14/14
this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.
Wonderful trailer park jew
  12/15/14
write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren'...
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd ...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
Write a mini-rant about Ferguson
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal pro...
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
find a more obscure case
motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca
  12/14/14
will do. thank.
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
im sure they want a few token cons
charcoal station
  12/14/14
LOL
Smoky cruise ship
  12/14/14
Write about literature. Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and un...
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabo...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something,...
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
tel them why millenials are faggots
charcoal station
  12/14/14
(retard)
Smoky cruise ship
  12/14/14
(nigger)
charcoal station
  12/14/14
(clitdick)
Smoky cruise ship
  12/14/14
lol
coiffed azure center
  12/15/14
Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Hum...
brindle razzle-dazzle market
  12/14/14
...
coiffed azure center
  12/14/14
write about NOWAG
Supple learning disabled private investor
  12/14/14
...
provocative wild corner
  12/15/14
LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.
dark bull headed cuckoldry
  12/15/14
Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other...
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  12/15/14
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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:52 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

Greetings! As y'll know, I am applying to YLS this cycle. I need your halp! I need to write the YLS 250 essay, but don't know where to start. This thread is intended for AutoAdmit posters—some of the most creative people I know—to get the juices flowing, so that I can submit the YLS 250 essay before January. Information about the YLS 250 essay can be found here: http://blogs.law.yale.edu/blogs/admissions/archive/2008/01/23/the-250-word-albatross.aspx

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927240)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:53 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

Protip: these are always a sanity test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927241)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: bearded exhilarant psychic

explain. i've heard this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927242)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/05/how_to_write_a_college_applica.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927244)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

wyrm showing signs of sapience ITT, amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927246)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:00 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

Don't break schtick again or I'll have you flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927247)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:01 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

worms don't care for floors or fourth walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927248)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927249)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: bearded exhilarant psychic

mmm im about to get a fourth meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927252)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:04 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927253)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:05 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

\@/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927256)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Bipolar electric personal credit line

But the samples also tell something about the readers. "I had one essay that said how awful Twilight was"--the essay was about damaging themes of female submissiveness in the series--"and I was like, 'Admit her!' " says Melissa Faulner, a 2006 grad on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927672)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Smoky cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927686)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Wonderful trailer park jew

this is easy. pick ur own topic. write it about Ayn Rand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938143)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:03 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

write a refutation of Hilary Putnam's argument that we aren't brains in vats (the one that uses semantic externalism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927250)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:06 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

Meh. My Personal Statement was related to philosophy so I'd like to change things up a bit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927258)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

Write a mini-rant about Ferguson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927259)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:08 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

Nah man. YLS is ultra-lib, and that's like an immediate ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927261)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

No shit. Write a rant criticizing the grand jury / legal process etc. Or find a more obscure one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927263)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

Ferguson is too recent. I think many YLS lib applicants will talk about it and how it "influenced them to become a lawyer" so that they can "reform" the injustices in ARE legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927264)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

find a more obscure case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927266)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:12 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

will do. thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927268)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: charcoal station

im sure they want a few token cons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927657)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Smoky cruise ship

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927804)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:07 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

Write about literature.

Nick Caraway's doucebaggy and unreliable narration in the Great Gatsby is a good topic, if slightly cliche.

Bonus points: discuss his gay scene in GG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927260)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:09 AM
Author: coiffed azure center

If it's on literature, I'd like to write about Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927262)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:15 AM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

Ok, do that. Just give a brief take on a scene or something, idk. Be scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927272)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: charcoal station

tel them why millenials are faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927660)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Smoky cruise ship

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927687)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: charcoal station

(nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927697)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Smoky cruise ship

(clitdick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927698)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: coiffed azure center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934772)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle market

Tell them you asked your HS English teacher what Humbert Humbert meant when he said he "bayed through the undergrowth of dark decaying forests" with Ms. Haze, and tell them that your HS English teacher showed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26927748)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: coiffed azure center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929395)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled private investor

write about NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26929401)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: provocative wild corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938180)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: dark bull headed cuckoldry

LOL, renada's uchicago rant is ~2,100 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26934904)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: coiffed azure center

Lol. But do u think if I do this they will let all the other schools that I applied to know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938131)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: motley cruel-hearted dilemma macaca

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Date: December 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: coiffed azure center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756037&forum_id=2#26938166)