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NY Real Estate Closings

bros any experience with these? Buddy's dad is an attorney ...
Anal kink-friendly university
  12/16/14
is he offering to let you shadow him/be his bitch for a few ...
maize angry set
  12/16/14
Shadow, I'm currently solo
Anal kink-friendly university
  12/17/14
they are not hard but you've got to get business. helps if y...
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  12/16/14
This guy said to visit agents, had out cards and say I'd do ...
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  12/17/14
Fill in the blank. Sign.
Green Adventurous Stead
  12/16/14
CORRECTION: - have paralegal fill in the blanks. - revie...
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  12/16/14
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Green Adventurous Stead
  12/16/14
Real Estate closing are surprisingly a minefield and the lar...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/16/14
Oh, and co-ops bring their own set of headaches. Have fun de...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/16/14
Jesus what if I stick to areas outside the city, like white ...
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  12/17/14
Steve?
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shitlaw steve could go pumo and i'd instantly recognize this...
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  12/17/14
180, would read again.
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  12/18/14
i havent even read it yet but i already know i agree with th...
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  12/19/14
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  12/19/14
u used to brag about making an extra $20K a year on closing ...
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  04/08/15
what's the going rate for closings in nyc?
Anal kink-friendly university
  12/18/14
$1200 sellers side. $800 or $1000 buyers side. Some people a...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/19/14
damn, based on your description above, doesn't seem worth it
appetizing impertinent idiot
  12/19/14
It's not that bad. Every deal the issues are the same. It's ...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/19/14
possible to set up a high vol "practice" like this...
Tan awkward sandwich
  12/19/14
Possible. I've done this. I do +/- 10 closings a month now. ...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/19/14
Are you solo? That's a lot of money, 10k//mo?? How much ...
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Few states actually have a lawyer at closing.
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  12/19/14
fma what state to go to to cop dat kikey middleman surcha...
Tan awkward sandwich
  12/19/14
New York.
sienna effete hell antidepressant drug
  12/19/14
sounds like you just need a good secretary/paralegal.
appetizing impertinent idiot
  12/19/14
In the beginning you are doing 100% of the work. The paraleg...
Odious ocher incel stage
  12/19/14
More steve
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  12/20/14
My landlord just asked if I could do this for her. Have zero...
Nighttime native laser beams
  04/08/15
...what could go wrong?
electric bearded gaping hairy legs
  04/08/15
seems like a major conflict to represent your LL in a RE dea...
vibrant international law enforcement agency field
  04/08/15
Meant Former LL. I moved out on the 1st.
Nighttime native laser beams
  04/08/15


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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

bros any experience with these? Buddy's dad is an attorney outside the city and said would teach me the ropes - but prefaced it by saying it's not rocket science, and I would have the hang after attending a couple closings with him. This seems like cake money if you can get the business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943679)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: maize angry set

is he offering to let you shadow him/be his bitch for a few weeks or is he offering to take you into his practice and transition it to you?

if the former... fuck that unless you're planning to already go solo. if the latter... maybe you can ride on shitboomer coattails, go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945214)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

Shadow, I'm currently solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26946987)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Sticky school cafeteria legal warrant

they are not hard but you've got to get business. helps if you have any realtor friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943681)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

This guy said to visit agents, had out cards and say I'd do closings for 500-650

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26947041)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Green Adventurous Stead

Fill in the blank. Sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943684)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Sticky school cafeteria legal warrant

CORRECTION:

- have paralegal fill in the blanks.

- review

- sign

- collect closing attorney fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943694)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Green Adventurous Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943710)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

Real Estate closing are surprisingly a minefield and the largest cause of malpractice claims for practitioners. The actual closing process is not hard, but the contract and pre-closing side of it is another story and requires you know a thing or ten.

The form contracts the NYSBA has are for a pre-bubble universe. In a post bubble world where nothing closes in 60 days you need to heavily modify the standard mortgage contingency clauses. 60 days is a joke. Ask for 120. You probably wont get it, but its best to ask. If you dont get it you have to call and email on day 58 or so for an extension because you will need it. Let the shit go hard without asking for more time and you open yourself to a malpractice claim so you have to calendar each contract and make sure you call like clockwork and fire off emails to cover your ass.

Every mortgage broker will also ask you to put in a sellers concession clause -- you can't have those in NY and underwriters dont know or give a shit that this is the case so mortgage brokers will insist on it and underwriters will approve it and you will lose your license.

The mortgage contingency stuff and the sellers concession shit are the two biggest issues.

But in NY there are other minefields -- like adjustments for water. Water bills are NOT accurate. You have to have a meter reading day before or day of or your client could easily find themselves stuck with a $8k water bill and then they sue you. Out on Long Island its private water so its not an issue but in the city its a big issue. Newbies are all to happy to accept "last months" bill and not schedule a reading. That is a mistake.

Then you have all the issue with illegal extensions in NYC. You have to read the title report closely. Work without a permit is NOT a restriction on title, but it is a major restriction on use. The title company and the bank may let you close, but then your client finds the Building Department wont let him do any work. Have fun!

The form contracts dont touch on Department of Buildings shit at all -- only title. This is because they are written by people in Albany where this is not an issue. In NYC its a big issue. Use restrictions should be worked into a rider to the K. You cover your ass that way. Most lawyers actually don't do this, but they should.

And then there are surveys. 99,9999% of lawyers cant read them. Learn.

That's actually about 85% of it. You need a good limited purpose retainer specific for closings, and you have to pay attention to little shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945360)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

Oh, and co-ops bring their own set of headaches. Have fun dealing with the board and reviewing proprietary leases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945381)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

Jesus what if I stick to areas outside the city, like white plains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26946996)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

Steve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26950502)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 3:13 AM
Author: vibrant international law enforcement agency field

shitlaw steve could go pumo and i'd instantly recognize this scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26947172)



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Date: December 18th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring frisky quadroon

180, would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26956902)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Tan awkward sandwich

i havent even read it yet but i already know i agree with this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964181)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: vibrant international law enforcement agency field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26965351)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: pearl irradiated location toilet seat

u used to brag about making an extra $20K a year on closing and half-assed chapter 7 filings u greedy heeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646309)



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Date: December 18th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

what's the going rate for closings in nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26956887)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

$1200 sellers side. $800 or $1000 buyers side. Some people ask for $1500 if its a co-op because those are a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964096)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent idiot

damn, based on your description above, doesn't seem worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964118)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

It's not that bad. Every deal the issues are the same. It's volume practice and when you get to know all the pitfalls its purely mechanical You just have to know what you are supposed to be looking for and be methodical as fuck about it. Shit only goes bad when you dont cover your own ass with emails. If the schmuck buyers lender is taking too long and the deposit goes hard its not your problem so long as you fired off the right "WARNING YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKED" email beforehand.

In the beginning you just need someone to hold your hand. I've actually just covered 85% of the shit that comes up.

The stuff I left out is mostly the basic mechanicals -- mortgage tax, mansion tax, ACRIS headaches, and how to read a title invoice (hint: you have to check their numbers because they make mistakes) and do the adjustment maths you need to do at the table. Its not rocket science, but you need someone to hold your hand the first few times.

One of the most important things actually is just to remind your client to bring ID to the closing. You need to have a mechanized process in place so none of these shitty little things escapes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964169)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: Tan awkward sandwich

possible to set up a high vol "practice" like this and just make a nice easy 200k a year? not in ny but lets say some other eastern shitlib state like PA or MD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964190)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:40 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

Possible. I've done this. I do +/- 10 closings a month now. Get to know real estate agents and mortgage brokers. It will take years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964198)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

Are you solo? That's a lot of money, 10k//mo??

How much prep time does a closing take? The actual closing is only 2 hours right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26965444)



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Date: January 10th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27090130)



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Date: January 10th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university



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Date: January 12th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: sienna effete hell antidepressant drug

Few states actually have a lawyer at closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964241)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Tan awkward sandwich

fma

what state to go to to cop dat kikey middleman surcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964318)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: sienna effete hell antidepressant drug

New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964357)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: appetizing impertinent idiot

sounds like you just need a good secretary/paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964194)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: Odious ocher incel stage

In the beginning you are doing 100% of the work. The paralegals who know this shit well are all working for title cos and banks in-house and making $65-75k. A title closer for a title company can do 2 or 3 closings a day and they get $200 for each one. $400-600 a day on a good day or $200 on a bad day. Not bad for a chick with an associates degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964254)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Anal kink-friendly university

More steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26970256)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Nighttime native laser beams

My landlord just asked if I could do this for her. Have zero experience. Go for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646275)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: electric bearded gaping hairy legs

...what could go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646280)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: vibrant international law enforcement agency field

seems like a major conflict to represent your LL in a RE deal

zero experience isn't the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646283)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: Nighttime native laser beams

Meant Former LL. I moved out on the 1st.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646288)