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bros any experience with these? Buddy's dad is an attorney ...
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/16/14
is he offering to let you shadow him/be his bitch for a few ...
light chapel cumskin
  12/16/14
Shadow, I'm currently solo
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/17/14
they are not hard but you've got to get business. helps if y...
brilliant cruel-hearted plaza love of her life
  12/16/14
This guy said to visit agents, had out cards and say I'd do ...
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/17/14
Fill in the blank. Sign.
galvanic geriatric cruise ship
  12/16/14
CORRECTION: - have paralegal fill in the blanks. - revie...
brilliant cruel-hearted plaza love of her life
  12/16/14
...
galvanic geriatric cruise ship
  12/16/14
Real Estate closing are surprisingly a minefield and the lar...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/16/14
Oh, and co-ops bring their own set of headaches. Have fun de...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/16/14
Jesus what if I stick to areas outside the city, like white ...
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/17/14
Steve?
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/17/14
shitlaw steve could go pumo and i'd instantly recognize this...
Slippery jew alpha
  12/17/14
180, would read again.
Curious Library Wagecucks
  12/18/14
i havent even read it yet but i already know i agree with th...
orchid spot
  12/19/14
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Slippery jew alpha
  12/19/14
u used to brag about making an extra $20K a year on closing ...
dull heaven
  04/08/15
what's the going rate for closings in nyc?
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/18/14
$1200 sellers side. $800 or $1000 buyers side. Some people a...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/19/14
damn, based on your description above, doesn't seem worth it
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  12/19/14
It's not that bad. Every deal the issues are the same. It's ...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/19/14
possible to set up a high vol "practice" like this...
orchid spot
  12/19/14
Possible. I've done this. I do +/- 10 closings a month now. ...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/19/14
Are you solo? That's a lot of money, 10k//mo?? How much ...
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/19/14
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  01/12/15
Few states actually have a lawyer at closing.
ungodly territorial dilemma
  12/19/14
fma what state to go to to cop dat kikey middleman surcha...
orchid spot
  12/19/14
New York.
ungodly territorial dilemma
  12/19/14
sounds like you just need a good secretary/paralegal.
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  12/19/14
In the beginning you are doing 100% of the work. The paraleg...
Motley Bbw Electric Furnace
  12/19/14
More steve
hairraiser field trust fund
  12/20/14
My landlord just asked if I could do this for her. Have zero...
infuriating bisexual garrison
  04/08/15
...what could go wrong?
ivory filthpig
  04/08/15
seems like a major conflict to represent your LL in a RE dea...
Slippery jew alpha
  04/08/15
Meant Former LL. I moved out on the 1st.
infuriating bisexual garrison
  04/08/15


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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

bros any experience with these? Buddy's dad is an attorney outside the city and said would teach me the ropes - but prefaced it by saying it's not rocket science, and I would have the hang after attending a couple closings with him. This seems like cake money if you can get the business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943679)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: light chapel cumskin

is he offering to let you shadow him/be his bitch for a few weeks or is he offering to take you into his practice and transition it to you?

if the former... fuck that unless you're planning to already go solo. if the latter... maybe you can ride on shitboomer coattails, go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945214)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

Shadow, I'm currently solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26946987)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: brilliant cruel-hearted plaza love of her life

they are not hard but you've got to get business. helps if you have any realtor friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943681)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

This guy said to visit agents, had out cards and say I'd do closings for 500-650

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26947041)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: galvanic geriatric cruise ship

Fill in the blank. Sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943684)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: brilliant cruel-hearted plaza love of her life

CORRECTION:

- have paralegal fill in the blanks.

- review

- sign

- collect closing attorney fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943694)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: galvanic geriatric cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26943710)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

Real Estate closing are surprisingly a minefield and the largest cause of malpractice claims for practitioners. The actual closing process is not hard, but the contract and pre-closing side of it is another story and requires you know a thing or ten.

The form contracts the NYSBA has are for a pre-bubble universe. In a post bubble world where nothing closes in 60 days you need to heavily modify the standard mortgage contingency clauses. 60 days is a joke. Ask for 120. You probably wont get it, but its best to ask. If you dont get it you have to call and email on day 58 or so for an extension because you will need it. Let the shit go hard without asking for more time and you open yourself to a malpractice claim so you have to calendar each contract and make sure you call like clockwork and fire off emails to cover your ass.

Every mortgage broker will also ask you to put in a sellers concession clause -- you can't have those in NY and underwriters dont know or give a shit that this is the case so mortgage brokers will insist on it and underwriters will approve it and you will lose your license.

The mortgage contingency stuff and the sellers concession shit are the two biggest issues.

But in NY there are other minefields -- like adjustments for water. Water bills are NOT accurate. You have to have a meter reading day before or day of or your client could easily find themselves stuck with a $8k water bill and then they sue you. Out on Long Island its private water so its not an issue but in the city its a big issue. Newbies are all to happy to accept "last months" bill and not schedule a reading. That is a mistake.

Then you have all the issue with illegal extensions in NYC. You have to read the title report closely. Work without a permit is NOT a restriction on title, but it is a major restriction on use. The title company and the bank may let you close, but then your client finds the Building Department wont let him do any work. Have fun!

The form contracts dont touch on Department of Buildings shit at all -- only title. This is because they are written by people in Albany where this is not an issue. In NYC its a big issue. Use restrictions should be worked into a rider to the K. You cover your ass that way. Most lawyers actually don't do this, but they should.

And then there are surveys. 99,9999% of lawyers cant read them. Learn.

That's actually about 85% of it. You need a good limited purpose retainer specific for closings, and you have to pay attention to little shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945360)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

Oh, and co-ops bring their own set of headaches. Have fun dealing with the board and reviewing proprietary leases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26945381)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

Jesus what if I stick to areas outside the city, like white plains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26946996)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

Steve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26950502)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 3:13 AM
Author: Slippery jew alpha

shitlaw steve could go pumo and i'd instantly recognize this scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26947172)



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Date: December 18th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Curious Library Wagecucks

180, would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26956902)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: orchid spot

i havent even read it yet but i already know i agree with this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964181)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Slippery jew alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26965351)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: dull heaven

u used to brag about making an extra $20K a year on closing and half-assed chapter 7 filings u greedy heeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646309)



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Date: December 18th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

what's the going rate for closings in nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26956887)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

$1200 sellers side. $800 or $1000 buyers side. Some people ask for $1500 if its a co-op because those are a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964096)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: soggy hot gaming laptop step-uncle's house

damn, based on your description above, doesn't seem worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964118)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

It's not that bad. Every deal the issues are the same. It's volume practice and when you get to know all the pitfalls its purely mechanical You just have to know what you are supposed to be looking for and be methodical as fuck about it. Shit only goes bad when you dont cover your own ass with emails. If the schmuck buyers lender is taking too long and the deposit goes hard its not your problem so long as you fired off the right "WARNING YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKED" email beforehand.

In the beginning you just need someone to hold your hand. I've actually just covered 85% of the shit that comes up.

The stuff I left out is mostly the basic mechanicals -- mortgage tax, mansion tax, ACRIS headaches, and how to read a title invoice (hint: you have to check their numbers because they make mistakes) and do the adjustment maths you need to do at the table. Its not rocket science, but you need someone to hold your hand the first few times.

One of the most important things actually is just to remind your client to bring ID to the closing. You need to have a mechanized process in place so none of these shitty little things escapes you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964169)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: orchid spot

possible to set up a high vol "practice" like this and just make a nice easy 200k a year? not in ny but lets say some other eastern shitlib state like PA or MD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964190)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:40 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

Possible. I've done this. I do +/- 10 closings a month now. Get to know real estate agents and mortgage brokers. It will take years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964198)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

Are you solo? That's a lot of money, 10k//mo??

How much prep time does a closing take? The actual closing is only 2 hours right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26965444)



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Date: January 10th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund



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Date: January 10th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund



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Date: January 12th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: ungodly territorial dilemma

Few states actually have a lawyer at closing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964241)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: orchid spot

fma

what state to go to to cop dat kikey middleman surcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964318)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: ungodly territorial dilemma

New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964357)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: soggy hot gaming laptop step-uncle's house

sounds like you just need a good secretary/paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964194)



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Date: December 19th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: Motley Bbw Electric Furnace

In the beginning you are doing 100% of the work. The paralegals who know this shit well are all working for title cos and banks in-house and making $65-75k. A title closer for a title company can do 2 or 3 closings a day and they get $200 for each one. $400-600 a day on a good day or $200 on a bad day. Not bad for a chick with an associates degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26964254)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: hairraiser field trust fund

More steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#26970256)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: infuriating bisexual garrison

My landlord just asked if I could do this for her. Have zero experience. Go for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646275)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: ivory filthpig

...what could go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646280)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Slippery jew alpha

seems like a major conflict to represent your LL in a RE deal

zero experience isn't the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646283)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: infuriating bisexual garrison

Meant Former LL. I moved out on the 1st.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2758272&forum_id=2#27646288)