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Gotta admit: Chainsaw 4 home defense is CRAZY ALPHA/Psycho

Your new slam piece is chilling in your bed after boning and...
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Hateful location foreskin
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Slampiece: "You know how some guys have a gun or whatev...
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Doobsian Cracking Philosopher-king Meetinghouse
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Godawful avocado really tough guy
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(Dad in original Last House on the Left)
Snowy electric furnace
  12/24/14
i use a crossbow
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Godawful avocado really tough guy
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You: furiously pumping the choke on your chainsaw to get it ...
jet nursing home toaster
  09/13/15
that is completely illegal and will get you fucked bro, unle...
Purple Black Woman
  09/13/15
Not sure how it's any less illegal than a baseball bat or wh...
Snowy electric furnace
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Wtf are you talking about dude chainsaws aren't illegal or e...
Godawful avocado really tough guy
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lolwat
Racy skinny woman menage
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wut
clear slippery community account stage
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lol ok
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cr the marine in doom is probably the ultimate alpha
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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:36 AM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy

Your new slam piece is chilling in your bed after boning and she's like oh you do construction (yeah females are dumb) and you're like:

"nah baby that's just in case someone runs up in here and I need to cut a motherfucker down. I do have the Glock and the AR in the closet but lol nahmean?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26990753)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Hateful location foreskin



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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy

Slampiece: "You know how some guys have a gun or whatever for protection-he had a FUCKING CHAINSAW"

GF: "OMG...well how big was his dick?"

Slampiece: *Grins and nods* "Huge"

GF: "Oh hehe well makes sense.."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26990761)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: contagious chapel

Stihl could increase their sales 10x by running an ad with that exact dialogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991233)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747259)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Cracking Philosopher-king Meetinghouse



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Snowy electric furnace

(Dad in original Last House on the Left)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991216)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Impressive internet-worthy halford feces

i use a crossbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991224)



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Date: January 10th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: jet nursing home toaster

You: furiously pumping the choke on your chainsaw to get it to start

Tyrone: casually pumping you full of .38 holes while pumping your wife's holes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747311)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Purple Black Woman

that is completely illegal and will get you fucked bro, unless you can think of some excuse like you were cutting logs in your bedroom and have a bunch of cut up logs and sawdust sitting there 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747320)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Snowy electric furnace

Not sure how it's any less illegal than a baseball bat or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747427)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy

Wtf are you talking about dude chainsaws aren't illegal or even regulated in any way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962197)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Racy skinny woman menage

lolwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962371)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:46 PM
Author: clear slippery community account stage

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962376)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:48 PM
Author: Judgmental Vibrant Weed Whacker Idiot

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962381)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Impressive internet-worthy halford feces

cr the marine in doom is probably the ultimate alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962228)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Godawful avocado really tough guy



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