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Gotta admit: Chainsaw 4 home defense is CRAZY ALPHA/Psycho

Your new slam piece is chilling in your bed after boning and...
infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
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Thirsty swashbuckling feces
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Slampiece: "You know how some guys have a gun or whatev...
infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
  12/24/14
Stihl could increase their sales 10x by running an ad with t...
Mind-boggling lavender pit
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infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
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infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
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Sick primrose hominid theater
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infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
  11/03/17
(Dad in original Last House on the Left)
Fragrant Yarmulke
  12/24/14
i use a crossbow
Comical out-of-control library
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infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
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You: furiously pumping the choke on your chainsaw to get it ...
grizzly house factory reset button
  09/13/15
that is completely illegal and will get you fucked bro, unle...
insanely creepy personal credit line
  09/13/15
Not sure how it's any less illegal than a baseball bat or wh...
Fragrant Yarmulke
  09/13/15
Wtf are you talking about dude chainsaws aren't illegal or e...
infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house
  07/18/16
lolwat
Well-lubricated unholy stock car
  07/18/16
wut
aqua pervert trump supporter
  07/18/16
lol ok
Sickened vigorous spot mother
  07/18/16
cr the marine in doom is probably the ultimate alpha
Comical out-of-control library
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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:36 AM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house

Your new slam piece is chilling in your bed after boning and she's like oh you do construction (yeah females are dumb) and you're like:

"nah baby that's just in case someone runs up in here and I need to cut a motherfucker down. I do have the Glock and the AR in the closet but lol nahmean?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26990753)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Thirsty swashbuckling feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26990757)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house

Slampiece: "You know how some guys have a gun or whatever for protection-he had a FUCKING CHAINSAW"

GF: "OMG...well how big was his dick?"

Slampiece: *Grins and nods* "Huge"

GF: "Oh hehe well makes sense.."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26990761)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lavender pit

Stihl could increase their sales 10x by running an ad with that exact dialogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991233)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962190)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747259)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: Sick primrose hominid theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747434)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#34596980)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

(Dad in original Last House on the Left)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991216)



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Date: December 24th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Comical out-of-control library

i use a crossbow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#26991224)



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Date: January 10th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#27092728)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: grizzly house factory reset button

You: furiously pumping the choke on your chainsaw to get it to start

Tyrone: casually pumping you full of .38 holes while pumping your wife's holes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747311)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy personal credit line

that is completely illegal and will get you fucked bro, unless you can think of some excuse like you were cutting logs in your bedroom and have a bunch of cut up logs and sawdust sitting there 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747320)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke

Not sure how it's any less illegal than a baseball bat or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#28747427)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house

Wtf are you talking about dude chainsaws aren't illegal or even regulated in any way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962197)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated unholy stock car

lolwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962371)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:46 PM
Author: aqua pervert trump supporter

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962376)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:48 PM
Author: Sickened vigorous spot mother

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962381)



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Date: July 18th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control library

cr the marine in doom is probably the ultimate alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#30962228)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: infuriating dull degenerate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765491&forum_id=2#35464276)