Date: January 3rd, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Mustard karate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyOL-f_UO5k
My momma was raised in the era when
JD's was only earned by our richer kin
Affording school you would have thought I had help
But they wasn't satisfied unless I took out loans for myself
You see it's shrewd lawyer bank-ism
That's that "Don't borrow a dollar more"
And there's bitch lawyer bank-ism
That's that "Come here, please borrow more"
What you want some Harvard, some Boalt or just Tulane?
All you lawyers want all the same thangs
Used to only be strivers, now e'rrybody payin'
Spending e'rrythang to attend Notre Dame
New slaves
You see it's lenders and it's borrowers
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower
You see it's lenders and it's borrowers
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower
I copped these Hyundai keys
I worked real hard on Christmas Eve
I know that we the new slaves
I give my blood to these thieves
I give my blood to these thieves
I give my blood to these thieves
I know that we the new slaves
I give my blood to these thieves
They throwing work at me
Want me to earn those fees
Fuck you and your corporation
Y'all partners can't control me
I know that we the new slaves
I know that we the new slaves
I'm bout to bill the fuck out
I'm going straight Ropes and Gray
I know that cushy ain't me
My partner's sushi ain't free
Y'all throwing contracts at me
You know that first-years can't leave
Throw on some Brubeck, please
Fuck it, PAYE or flee
I know that we the new slaves
Y'all lawyers call Sallie Mae
Y'all lawyers can't fuck with Mae!
Y'all lawyers can't fuck with Mae!
I'll move my assets out the country
So the feds can't lein on my pay
So go and grab the Reporter
So I can draft a court order
Lenders take all our bullshit like an episode of Hoarders
Meanwhile the HYS
Teamed up with the CCN
They tryna rip aspies off
They tryna make new slaves
See that's that privately owned prison
Get your JDs today!!
They probably partners at Plimpton
Braggin'about their pay
Fuck you, and your Plimpton house
I'll fuck your Plimpton spouse
I'm 'bout to go in-house
And slap your Plimpton mouth
I'm 'bout to pad hours up
Theyre 'bout to cut bills down
I'm 'bout to air shit out
Now what the fuck Mae gon' say now?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2773749&forum_id=2#27048438)