(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27093217)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27093281)

what on earth makes a 5'6" shitlawyer think that becoming a CO tasked with chaperoning high-T low-impulse control wild animals with nothing to do but work out and plot shankings is "sticking to what i'm good at"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27093500)

seriously though, it does is it not completely different from anything you've done before? LEO type jobs seem very regimented and boring. maybe it's still a cr move, but i dunno. sometimes it seems like you're running flame on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27094160)

so close yet so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#38019578)

The whole thing was basically logic reasoning LSAT type questions except they weren't thought out as well as the LSAT, leaving two possible answers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27093315)

Actually, arranging colored blocks seems like it would be an in demand skill for this position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27094359)

do they make you do rate/mixture type problems like on the GMAT? inmate brother muhammad al muhammad fa'raheim has a 36 oz brick of mexican heroin that stitches fronted and CO Johnsmeyer smuggled into prison in his ass. an 8 oz box of baking soda costs $9 at the commissary and brother raheim steps on the smack until it is 40% pure. on the inside, an eight ball sells for $250, and stitches' wholesale action on the brick is $20,000 with 5 points a week. how much can CO Johnsmeyer expect to put towards the no-PAYE 7.8% $200,000 debt he took out for fordham law if his take is 15% on gross profit plus a $2,000 delivery fee for taking the cash to stitches after the brick is sold over 2.5 weeks?

a) $5,500

b) $8,250

c) $12,750

d) $0 - high as a fucking kite and straight LOLing at his diminutive stature upon arrival, stitches declares "you ain't a man, you a kid, call it child neglect, lil boy" and promptly drops CO Johnsmeyer with 87 rounds from extendos. after going for his wallet and LOLing at Johnsmeyer's attempt to claim 5'9" on his drivers license, stitches notes that the the departed's squalid outer-borough apartment address is near a traphouse he must visit on some collection business. having come down from earlier and being a stand up thug in the dope game, stitches decides to drop by and pay his respects to the fiancée. Dutchess is surprisingly unmoved upon hearing the news, in part because she had just been emailing a close friend the rapturous details of her experience with an endowed black man in college when stitches knocked on the door of the 400 sq ft third floor walk-up. stitches offers some blow as a token memorial, but after one hit Johnsmeyer's girl is "on the pole," so to speak, her bite-sized "man" a forgotten memory in the tall grass of her subconscious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2779341&forum_id=2#27093481)