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lifehack for biglaw associates: GO BLIND

I know a burnt out third year that billed like 400 hours in ...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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It occurred to me that losing my eyesight might be troubleso...
~~(>' ' )>
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fucking laughed out loud in my office. LMFAO
'''''''''''' ''''
  01/16/15
i dying rite nao.
beckersted.
  04/14/16
Which chemical? Imperial or US gallon? TYIA.
Just wants a hug.
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Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle
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ty for the mental image of speakers blaring out a complex ag...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  01/16/15
lol
michael doodikoff
  01/16/15
i lol'd at that too
les
  01/18/16
lol 180
Memph Bleek
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Not flame he said after he first went blind partners would c...
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Non sequitur
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ESPRIT.wav
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He finally maed it
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i respect this attempt bro but you know if this happened in ...
ma anand sheela
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I know a 4th year who has had 3 kids since she started. She...
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When she comes back, time to axe her. Let her sue all she wa...
~~(>' ' )>
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a complete 180 indeed
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Next level shit.
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1 fuckin 80
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180 bc u know some xo bros are now seriously thinking about ...
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bro of mine clerked for a blind lawyer in law school. He had...
michael doodikoff
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180 But see http://abovethelaw.com/2008/02/supreme-cou...
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
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jfc 180 lifehack
Non sequitur
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180 billion
Terence McKenna
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Plus you can bring your dog to work.
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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

I know a burnt out third year that billed like 400 hours in a month and hated his life so he drank a gallon of some household chemical. He survived but went completely blind.

Partners don't know what to do. They are too scared to fire him bc of the publicity/any liability and now the dudes a sixth year and still at the firm. He barely does any work - all he does is "fill in" and listen in on diligence calls... that's like 60 percent of his work now. the other 40 percent is "reviewing docs" but he cannot be given anything time sensitive because it takes adobe narration like 6 hours to recite a fucking underwriting agreement.

He prob has the easiest chillest 9-5 job and he's so happy with his life now. A complete 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128564)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

It occurred to me that losing my eyesight might be troublesome. But I will consider it further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128609)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: '''''''''''' '''' (intergenderworldwrestlingchamp@gmail.com)

fucking laughed out loud in my office. LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129223)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: beckersted.

i dying rite nao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#30272352)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Which chemical? Imperial or US gallon?

TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129236)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Taylor Swift was not a hobby she was a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27131563)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

ty for the mental image of speakers blaring out a complex agreement in robotic text for hours on end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129242)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129352)



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Date: January 18th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: les

i lol'd at that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29623253)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128568)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Not flame he said after he first went blind partners would come into his office and be like "where were you this weekend, didn't you see my e-mail?!" and then he'd be like no.. I'm blind, and the partners would apologize profusely.

Apparently this would happen a lot just out of habit (ie getting forwarded blacklines with "can u pls take a look" and then he'd be like "no I cant" and they'd apologize again. He says he thinks these accidental things by partners are why they won't fire him bc he has ammo for a discrim case even though they were accidents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128586)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Memph Bleek



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128608)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129022)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (📫)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#37197709)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


He finally maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128600)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: (>.<)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27131570)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: ma anand sheela

i respect this attempt bro but you know if this happened in real life they would have the computer reading his emails to him on his phone and his computer in hours, and have an audio feedback reading device in his office within a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128614)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,.


I know a 4th year who has had 3 kids since she started. She was pregnant when she joined the firm and only worked a couple of months before taking off for baby. Got pregnant again soon after. They can't fire her and she just collects paychecks. She has worked less than 10 months despite being a 4th year, knows exactly what she's doing, and has no shame. Shrewd as can be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128623)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

When she comes back, time to axe her. Let her sue all she wants. The stats suggest that she'll probably lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128639)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: ,,.,.,...,,,.,.,.,...,,,.,.,


a complete 180 indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128648)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: ........,,,...,,,..,,,...,........,,.,


Next level shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128722)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


1 fuckin 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128732)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: deus vult

180 bc u know some xo bros are now seriously thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128832)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27131521)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128857)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27128907)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15) (Tags: noise-pop, boston indie, androgynous, waif-core. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129024)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129219)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: .,,..;.,..;.,;.,:,...,:::,...,.,.,:,.,.::..:.,:.;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129349)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: guy who gets it (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129350)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

bro of mine clerked for a blind lawyer in law school. He had to sit by the lawyer all day and read documents to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27129358)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Drunkard

180

But see

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/02/supreme-court-clerk-hiring-watch-saved-by-the-bell-star-to-clerk-for-justice-oconnorand-another-ot-2009-hire-by-justice-breyer/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27131555)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: ...,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.;.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#27683749)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300855)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Corch Irvin Meyers (bt@clownpenis.fart)

(Matt Murdock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300881)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Update the guy is a 7th year soon and I just spoke with him and he thinks he's going to make counsel.

I was cracking up in his office because he was reviewing a term sheet and it just kept going "left bracket, symbol dot, right bracket" over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300884)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:.;;;;;;;;;;...;;;;;;;.


1800000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29302999)



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Date: January 18th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: les



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29623257)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (You Have the Plague)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#37197712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

jfc 180 lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300924)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Terence McKenna (fabrice tourre)

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300961)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: DRAIN THE SWAMP

Plus you can bring your dog to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29300976)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Terence McKenna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#29579785)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#30165964)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Terence McKenna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#30272197)



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Date: July 5th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#30857887)



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Date: July 5th, 2016 7:38 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#30859206)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#37197700)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#37197711)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (You Have the Plague)

he's a partner now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783998&forum_id=2#37197713)