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Shrew's BIGLAW Departure Memo
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:55 PM Author: spruce base saw this on my newsfeed on facebook today:
"Today is my last day at [BIGLAW FIRM].
I went to law school thirteen years ago thinking I would never practice law. I came to [BIGLAW FIRM] nine years ago thinking I would never stay for more than a year or two. That I have lasted this long is a testament to just how good the trifecta of colleagues, clients and work is here. I am finally leaving to do the only thing other than practicing law at [BIGLAW FIRM] in New York that I can imagine.
I am going to sail around the world on my sail boat for a couple of years. Along the way, I hope to take some pictures, write some stories and start a family.
[Thanks a bunch of people at biglaw firm, including Doc Production and the Help Desk].
tl,dr:
bitter shrew associate sacrifices personal life for 9 years, only to get no-breakfasted. can't get hired anywhere else now since she is too senior at this point for a firm, big or small, so she's turning to the "only thing she can imagine herself doing" besides churn out massive doc productions, which is eat pray love around the world for the next 2 years. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:26 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza Eh, she spend 9 years working hard and making bank. Why begrudge her this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164433) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:24 PM Author: vengeful dashing queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165965) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:02 PM Author: jet pistol this actually sounds awesome. it is my dream to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164690) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:09 PM Author: Milky mexican it sounds unbelievably boring. I bet her diary goes something like:
Day 29: Still nothing but water everywhere. Food tastes stale. * * * Day 457: Still nothing but water everywhere. Food tastes stale. * * * etc. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:13 PM Author: jet pistol I assume she is going places, not just sailing in the middle of the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164769) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:44 AM Author: Gold temple fat ankles Day 459, still can't make the distress beacon work. Hopeful someone notices I haven't been updating Instagram.
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:10 PM Author: spruce base sailing atw on your boat is awesome. it'd just be a much better facebook status if she kept it real and was like "peace out, i'm going sailing on my boat, and if you wanna be down with BIGLAW, then fuck you too, doc production, fuck you too, fuck all you motherfuckas." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164741) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Flatulent lodge You try too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165166) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator so do you shrewmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165173) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 11:17 PM Author: brilliant spot background story i thought it was funny. you sound like a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27168576) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:45 AM Author: Gold temple fat ankles No Nutella fan but that was a good poast and you're clearly drunk on hater aid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169949) |
Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:56 PM Author: Appetizing Pungent Preventive Strike Genital Piercing Is she married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164202) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:58 PM Author: Flirting twinkling bawdyhouse rigor My read is that she's sailing around the world solo, hoping to get knocked up at some port town in the Caribbean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164222) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:00 PM Author: Appetizing Pungent Preventive Strike Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164246) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:06 PM Author: red thriller stage generalized bond Shrewd and decadent.
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:13 PM Author: sapphire hairraiser party of the first part SHREWd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164330) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Walnut Duck-like Codepig Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164291) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle chocolate whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164726) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:38 PM Author: stirring brethren library Rowan didn't quit biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164948) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:58 PM Author: Hilarious soul-stirring meetinghouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165085) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Fighting Plaza Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165178) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 2:31 AM Author: fantasy-prone idiotic electric furnace ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169525) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM Author: spruce base i dunno. she tagged literally over 100+ people, including a bunch of mutual friends so it popped up on my newsfeed. also, who posts this on facebook and tags 100+ people on such a post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164259) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:03 PM Author: Curious sex offender lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164271) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:02 PM Author: cordovan deer antler pit I think she wants her life to play out like the movie Under the Tuscan Sun...y'know, hot milf-aged chick moves to Tuscany, buys a cottage to renovate and refurbish, randomly meets an attractive Italian (not a fat balding guido Italian-American, I mean a true, tall, good-looking Italian bro), fucks the shit out of him, and...that's about it, really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165104) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 7:32 PM Author: wine nudist crotch location honestly, if she's got the money, it wouldn't be too difficult to find herself a 3rd world boy toy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166719) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:57 PM Author: exciting effete national If she's hot this will work out, but if she's about average she's screwing herself. Single in early 30s and about to go travel for years so that it will be nearly impossible to meet suitable romantic partners. By the time she gets back her looks will have declined and all the best guys will be married off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167293) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:56 PM Author: Laughsome Nursing Home Selfie That prose is fucking horrible. BIGLAW must have low standards if you can last that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164205) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:03 PM Author: Scarlet boltzmann dilemma MFE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164267) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Aquamarine box office (goes back to sock on cock and strokes dome more) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164567) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:38 PM Author: stirring brethren library (:D pretending not to be biglaw) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164956) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:05 PM Author: cordovan deer antler pit I think biglaw is about stamina and an extremely high tolerance for boredom and bullshit. Your ability to write prose like John Steinbeck doesn't really mean anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165119) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 7:35 PM Author: comical becky dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166743) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:40 PM Author: Laughsome Nursing Home Selfie Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167173) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:57 PM Author: marvelous fluffy doctorate damn. why you so bitter? didn't see anything wrong with that email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164207) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:59 PM Author: spruce base the self-congratulatory tone is annoying. the not-so-subtle attempt at making this like it's her choice to leave is annoying. comparing biglaw work to sailing around the world as equally satisfying is absurd. talking favorably about her firm when all it did was use her and discard her once she couldn't make partner is delusional. also she used the word "trifecta." no, just no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164234) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:02 PM Author: yellow offensive business firm affirmative action you would not criticize her if she bitched out the firm and co-workers in her goodbye note? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164261) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:01 PM Author: obsidian disturbing friendly grandma Reminder: Nutella is mentally ill. Don't be mean to Nutella. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165430) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:02 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator lol ACP would have a FIELD DAY with this shrew and her "personal narrative" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164264) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165174) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:53 PM Author: amber sweet tailpipe corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167737) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:03 PM Author: marvelous fluffy doctorate lol. even if all those things are true, why does a minor attempt at face-saving by some anonymous shrew-shlub get you so worked up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164272) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:05 PM Author: narrow-minded market chad she's testing hypothetical FB updates for the moment she gets NOBREAKFASTD herself from her fund in a down year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164278) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM Author: exhilarant kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165356) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 2:39 AM Author: Gay fanboi prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169548) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:25 PM Author: spruce base i'm not worked up. i read it on facebook, laughed and shook my head and posted it on here b/c it's classic shrew behavior that xoxo loves to shit on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164418) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:08 PM Author: Laughsome Nursing Home Selfie "comparing biglaw work to sailing around the world as equally satisfying is absurd." Uh, the vast majority of BIGLAW work actively harms 99% of people. Switching to something neutral is actually MORE satisfying. "talking favorably about her firm when all it did was use her and discard her once she couldn't make partner is delusional." She was paid a fair price for her work. Only you would look to BIGLAW for something more than a paycheck. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:11 PM Author: Indecent set but that's why it's absurd, sailing around the world is awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164314) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:28 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza Dude, this is some serious bitter shrew shit right here. Calm down and let her sail the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164445) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug (chick who poasts in an annoying, self-congratulatory tone all the fucking time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164507) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: spruce base sure, on xoxo w/ a bunch of anon pumo losers. i don't do that shit on facebook w/ people i actually know irl b/c i have some social manners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164552) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:46 AM Author: Gold temple fat ankles Ok, now this is the unhinged Nutella poast we were all waiting for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169951) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:57 PM Author: narrow-minded market chad as though you didn't narrowly fucking avoid this outcome, nutella (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164210) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:58 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164223) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:00 PM Author: spruce base nah, i was never going back to biglaw once the 2nd one came crashing down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164242) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM Author: narrow-minded market chad i guess it's true that you lucked into a job rather than unemployment or in-house compliance or something after 4-5 years rather than 9. so i suppose i missed 'narrow' by 4 or 5 years. point still holds: this is basically you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164260) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:07 PM Author: red thriller stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164292) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:33 PM Author: spruce base the difference btwn me and her is that i never had any delusions of BREAKFAST and would've never delayed child-rearing/sacrified peresonal life to try to make partner. i was plotting my exit from day 1 and if worst comes to worst, i would've gotten knocked up by now, taken my 18 week maternity leave and peaced the fuck out into another job after that.
she could've done that as well but she chose to stick around til NOBREAKFAST talk. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Flatulent lodge What is so wrong about sacrificing personal life to excel professionally? People who put having fun above working end up like RSF, Diesel and Blue Smoke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164504) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:40 PM Author: spruce base lol, xoxo is now turned into a female empowerment forum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164522) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:42 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator you're talking to shrewmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164535) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Flatulent lodge LOL you're mad thorough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164600) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:00 PM Author: Carmine learning disabled site lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164250) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:58 PM Author: Crimson Vigorous Step-uncle's House Halford ?? sounds pretty cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164214) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:58 PM Author: narrow-minded market chad ya srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164219) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:59 PM Author: Talented Field Newt i'm sure she could find a job doing basically the same thing, but at some point you are like, this isn't what i want to spend my entire life doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164227) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 12:59 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator people are only defending this shrew bc nutella posted it. she is clearly obnoxious, who the fuck posts this on facebook? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164232) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:00 PM Author: sable rehab giraffe did this lady steal earl away from nutella or something? she seems MAF about this lady's entire existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164244) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator nutella is just posting what she thinks is sure to be xo catnip. can't blame her for being a crowd pleaser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164253) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:12 PM Author: sable rehab giraffe should have included something to do with Julia and liberal criticism of American Sniper. Could have been bigger than #Ferguson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164317) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:00 PM Author: ultramarine motley office Begrudging request for pics, even though I know she's probably gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164240) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM Author: sable rehab giraffe maybe she's a hot Nordic blonde that bullied nutella in school. really no other explanation for the severe case of MAF on display in the op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164254) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:30 PM Author: spruce base this is just xo fodder. xo males post this shit all the time about shrews shrewing it up and people never comment, "she must've rejected you in high school." i don't even know this shrew. lol at xoxo's hypocrisy. it gets confused when a shrew criticizes another shrew for shrew behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164457) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:31 PM Author: Flatulent lodge You are a sickening person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164468) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator killself shrewmo, how MAF are you that nutella pwns you in every aspect of life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164540) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:52 PM Author: Flatulent lodge You know nothing about my life other than what you dreamed up while masturbating to my posts, silly faggot.
Isn't it a little early to be stalking me though? We both know you're going to be doing this all night... |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:52 PM Author: sable rehab giraffe you are correct about one one thing. I am very confused itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164617) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:54 PM Author: spruce base ignore hatred of the messenger from consideration, dude. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164629) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM Author: Indecent set but this is my plan, except with an RV instead of a sailboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164257) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:03 PM Author: Talented Field Newt i was thinking like a van, honda element or maybe station wagon, just to save the gas.
what were you thinking exactly? |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:09 PM Author: Indecent set u can't go wrong with the versatility of a station wagon
i am thinking of something like this: http://info.airstream.com/Portals/148654/images/sport_16_exterior_profile_web.jpg
i'll christen the vehicle the "E-Discoverer" and paint that on the side in big blazing red letters
an adventure awaits |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: Adulterous New Version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164509) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:49 PM Author: Bateful Ocher Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164588) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:26 PM Author: Cream sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164865) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:03 PM Author: transparent odious boiling water pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164265) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:06 PM Author: violent khaki native I always feel super-sad for these people. Clearly she got shown the door and now she's trying to make this seem like it is all OK.
The truth is the reason why she stayed there so long is because she never had a better idea. Might be good for her to get kicked out. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:08 PM Author: ultramarine motley office Why would you feel bad for these people? They clearly know they won't get breakfast and why they won't get it, but they have to SPIN it on FB, their network, and subconsciously to themselves that it was all for the best. They didn't really want breakfast, Eat, Pray, Love on her boat is 100x better than having to become a partner.
It's all about the IMAGE brother. These people are semi-professional PR. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:11 PM Author: violent khaki native of course, bro. I guess i'm just empathic to the pain this girl has. It's teh female version of THE FEAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164312) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:23 PM Author: Talented Field Newt i'm not sure i feel sad at all. i think the idea of sailing is dumb because its isolating. i would rather travel on land.
but to end up out of biglaw after a decade is probably for the best. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:33 PM Author: transparent odious boiling water I don't feel sad. She had 9 years on the biglaw hog - she probably has saved over a million dollars by age 34-35 (or at least has a million dollars worth of bags and shoes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164485) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:38 PM Author: spruce base i feel sad for them but when they go on facebook, tag 100+ people and make it into a self-congratulatory advertisement into how great everything is and they get 100+ comments saying "congrats! this is amazing!" i really want to comment, "please cut the bs." there is no shame in being NOBREAKFAST'ed since nobody gets it, so there's no need to spin the story to an audience of 1000+ facebook friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164516) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:33 PM Author: violent khaki native i mean that's certainly right, but its part of the disease of depression. that's what's sad to me - that she actually thinks that everyone will be jealous of her for the "i'm going to go sailing" bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164915) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Flirting twinkling bawdyhouse rigor There are only two things I could ever imagine doing with my life: (1) slaving away at one specific BIGLAW firm, but not any its identical competitors, or (2) sailing around the world for 2 years taking pictures and writing in my journal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164285) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164548) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:18 PM Author: Glittery brass parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165198) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 7:43 PM Author: Unhinged Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166808) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:12 PM Author: Burgundy galvanic marketing idea 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167409) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:08 PM Author: red thriller stage generalized bond I hate everything just about everything that's posted on Facebook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164295) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:11 PM Author: sooty hell (totally chill, well-adjusted bros agonizing over the life choices of someone they've never met) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164311) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:12 PM Author: Flatulent lodge All of the Asians on xo are gross wastes of space:
Nutella, UVT, nyuug, that annoying short Asian dentist who can't get laid.. I dare anyone to argue with me. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:16 PM Author: Curious sex offender keep talking shit about asians, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164354) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:17 PM Author: sooty hell Hold on tight to your impotent rage, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164361) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Curious sex offender (guy who doesnt get xo memes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164369) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:19 PM Author: sooty hell (guy with little capacity for irony) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164374) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:19 PM Author: Curious sex offender (guy whose definition of irony comes from alanis morissette songs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164377) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:20 PM Author: sooty hell (guy who lives up to his moniker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164386) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:25 PM Author: Flatulent lodge His usage of irony is fine.
I hate it when mouth breathers try to "correct" people on this. Just like 105 IQ people who think "effect" can't be a word. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:26 PM Author: sooty hell He seems like the kind of person who confuses regurgitating memes with actual thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164435) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:31 PM Author: Curious sex offender please explain how his usage of irony is fine given the original line i posted. i'll wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164466) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: sooty hell (XO 2015) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164472) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:33 PM Author: Curious sex offender oh, i didnt realize impotent rage was a meme as well. my bad, u can ignore this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164487) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:34 PM Author: sooty hell There is no thought only memes
There is no thought only memes
There is no thought only memes |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: sooty hell PSA to XO poaster dullards: the post above is an example of irony
HTH |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator shrewmo is just a retard, it's best to ignore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164554) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Flatulent lodge (xo 2015) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164619) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:40 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug who the hell doesn't know that effect is a word? did your shitlaw boss cross it out a write "not a fucking word" on a memo you wrote or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164976) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:12 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Brain frat.
Should say "don't know effect is a *verb*." |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Autistic principal's office More compelling evidence that you're grace kelly/OTR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165531) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:17 PM Author: well-lubricated fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire den "I am going to sail around the world on my sail boat for a couple of years. Along the way, I hope to take some pictures, write some stories and start a family."
Is this a metaphorical sail boat? How do you start a family on a sail boat? How do you even have sex on one of those things when it's on the water? Sounds like a logistical nightmare. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:19 PM Author: marvelous fluffy doctorate i knew a bro who went to HYS that was literally conceived and born on a boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164376) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:19 PM Author: sooty hell Prestigious if white (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164378) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: Honey-headed Racy Coffee Pot I'm thinking cuban/Haitian refugee boat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164407) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:30 PM Author: sooty hell So no sailing yacht cutting through the Narragansett on a sunlit afternoon? Too bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164460) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:20 PM Author: dark clown i know the same guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164387) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:22 PM Author: well-lubricated fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire den A carnival cruise ship is not the same as a sail boat. Those things are tiny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164396) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:31 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza sailboat sex is hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164470) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: 180 pontificating range haunted graveyard cot-damn nutella is worked up today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164510) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug this is like the exact same thing you do here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164544) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: spruce base xoxo aint facebook or real life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164557) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug so this chick is the insufferable cunt irl you only wish you could be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164578) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:49 PM Author: spruce base well, it would suck to be an insufferable cunt irl so i don't wish to be one.
it's actually quite fun to be an insufferable cunt on here though since it gets quite a rise outta people. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Beady-eyed house-broken hall https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0119/69/1394915364824.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164627) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:56 PM Author: 180 pontificating range haunted graveyard I love this meme how IRL nutella is super sweet and cool. people like you especially reveal their true nature here, sweetie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164641) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Beady-eyed house-broken hall tbf you are always MAF on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164705) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:10 PM Author: 180 pontificating range haunted graveyard that's because I don't post when I'm happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164740) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:56 AM Author: Gold temple fat ankles That'll leave a mark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169965) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:09 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug why is that fun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164727) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Carmine learning disabled site I took to the post to be equating sailing around the world with posting on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164623) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:07 PM Author: jet pistol These are exactly the types of threads that make me think I need to get off of XO asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164717) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:09 PM Author: swollen milk is she cute? i need another law shrew so i can make pumette jealous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164733) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:30 PM Author: drunken telephone organic girlfriend but pumette is shrewmo ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165274) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:42 PM Author: vivacious gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165340) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator your obsession with that shrew is pretty lulzy. hope you're at least getting it in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165280) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:32 PM Author: swollen milk oh yea so obsessed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165288) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:43 PM Author: vivacious gas station are you the quotemo who follows me around and comments on my workout preferences? i guess if anyone knows what obsession is it's you. carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165346) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Flatulent lodge WAIT. He stalks you too? Tell me this is a joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165459) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator you must've gotten me mixed up with someone else, assuming this is pumette. i only commented on it once -- the thread you poasted asspix in. iirc we were having a discussion more than a trollsesh. link the thread plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165485) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:29 PM Author: vivacious gas station ok it's not you then. there is another quotemo who comments on every post I make having anything to do with working out, not just my threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165614) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Free-loading therapy the self congratulatory tone annoys you but why? it isn't convincing at all.
hopefully she saved up some cash. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 2:49 PM Author: Cerebral useless trailer park LOL at a dumb self hating AZNcunt like Nutella automatically assuming this btich is leaving to travel cause she got nobreakfasted and can't get another jerb. Believe it or not ppl may have goals outside of being a slave to white man. I know that is hard for AZN subhuman sluts to understand, but yeah doing other things in life may actually be more important than worshipping at the altar of whitey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165042) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:05 PM Author: copper stead depressive cr. the fact nutella feels like the need to publicly ridicule others so she can feel better about herself says much more about her unsatisfactory life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165120) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:05 PM Author: razzmatazz underhanded home ^ like the SMJ of yellows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165123) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:06 PM Author: well-lubricated fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire den It's a fair inference. Nine years in the "service" is more than just using biglaw as a stepping stone to boutique/in-house/midlaw/big-fed etc. And that's right about the time where No-Breakfast becomes an issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165129) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:10 PM Author: Cerebral useless trailer park Who cares if she was nobreakfasted? Clearly if she was gunning for that shit and didnt get it she would be a hyper competitive shrew bitch and wld immediately go to anotehr firm or inhouse or do basiccally anything but sail around the world for two years
This AZNcunt is just PMS'ing today and doing the typical AZN passive aggressive dance around worshipping white cock for life. That is the only value AZNgirls subscribe to life, how intensly you worship white cock. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Eh, I don't know. Sometimes shrew bitch gunners get unhinged when they don't meet their goals and they just say "fuck this shit, I'm 33-34 and I spent most of my best years slaving away for nothing; I'm going ON A BOAT, BITCH". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165171) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:12 PM Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac antidepressant drug maybe she just wanted to keep making $$ until she had enough saved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165162) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:07 PM Author: violent khaki native lol bro of course she got nobreakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165134) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Cerebral useless trailer park who cares, if she did she wld be hyper competitive and could go lateral to a smaller firm and make partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165153) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:40 PM Author: violent khaki native if she were hyper competitive she wouldn't have hung out at biglaw long enough to get shown the door and be forced to write a face saving screed about sailing around the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165332) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:24 PM Author: vengeful dashing queen of the night god youre so predictable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165970) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Her writing style is typical for a 9th year biglaw associate who was good enough to kiss ass and make it for almost a decade but not good enough to make partner.
Biglaw tends to beat the creativity (and life) out of people, so it's not surprising that she has a stilted, self-congratulatory tone. My most creative friends all crashed out of biglaw after 2-4 years and are doing something completely different now.
I think what she's doing is pretty cool, though. No need to hate. Facebook exists so people can share big life changes with 100+ of their closest friends. Don't hate the playa... |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:56 PM Author: exhilarant kitty cat nutella, link to a single positive thing you've done in your life's work?
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:57 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator she helped corporations recoup some money bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165415) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:01 PM Author: vivacious gas station she pwned you pretty hard a few times. it was awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165427) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:06 PM Author: spruce base pwn you in the "october lsat" thread.
/end. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:02 PM Author: Razzle windowlicker space whatever. i hope her boat sinks and she drowns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165432) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:06 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit Seems to me that everybody's blaming nutella or this facebook shrew without realizing the true villain in this story: modern feminism. Like almost every biglaw female, this poor chick likely suppressed her natural maternal instincts to join the rat race as an omg so liberated female. Women like high-powered attorneys; men must like high-powered attorneys too, right? That has to be it since there's no difference between the genders. So I'll just work my ass off as a strong independent lawyer and probably land Clooney or someone like that (just like Abdumallah or whatever!).
Now she's relegated to a boat with no breakfast no boyfriend no family. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Or, maybe she just liked the idea of a nice biglaw salary so she could buy some shoes and handbags.
As far as what doods care about, while a lot of doods may not place a high emphasis on what a girl does for a living, I sure know my mother does. And she'd rather have me bringing a biglawyer into the family than a slutty pharma sales chick who went to state U. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:12 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit You don't get to the point of even knowing what biglaw is without years of buying the modern feminist narrative (e.g., going to lol school in the first place).
And that's fine if your mother would rather you bring some striving shrew into your home over a chill maternal girl, but I bet she'd like to have some grandchildren above all else. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Or, maybe people gain some concept of biglaw or ibanking through their or other people's parents. Most kids I know had some sort of concept that not all lawyers were Better Call Saul and that most people that worked at banks weren't bank tellers. Depending on where you are in life, most kids reach this awareness point between their tenth and eighteenth birthday.
My mom doesn't care if the girl is a lawyer or a teacher or in marketing or whatever. She wants someone who has a good background. Most of my friends are dating or married to women who at one point were professionals with graduate degrees and careers. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:29 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Most successful, professional men are married to women from the same social class.
A lot of xoxo guys are bizarre shut-ins who want to move to small-town Iowa and marry a 20 year-old community college student, and they assume all other men feel the same way. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:45 PM Author: violent khaki native I used to think this, but apparently 100% of the men in my office are married to SAHM. I'm like the only one who married a career woman (who became career oriented because I pushed her in that direction). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166093) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit "My mom doesn't care if the girl is a lawyer or a teacher or in marketing or whatever. She wants someone who has a good background."
This to me kinda contradicts what you said earlier, but who could argue with the concept that all women want their sons to marry "someone with a good background?" |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:27 PM Author: Flatulent lodge If by "feminist" you mean "believing women should have jobs outside the home" then I'm sorry, feminism is here to stay for smart young women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165605) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza I don't think that's true. I think most people and smart young women will believe that smart young women (and men) should be prepared for jobs outside the home, but not that they should necessarily work such jobs once they have a family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165688) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: violent khaki native we are never going back to the 19th century model where 100% of women stay at home, but I think the SAHM choice will become a lot more popular in future years that it was for our parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166101) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:05 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza Agreed in principle. Certainly more popular and acceptable for men, not sure how it compares to our parents for women, but certainly more popular and acceptable than the notion that women "should" work outside the home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166202) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:38 PM Author: sapphire hairraiser party of the first part My mom has told me numerous times to avoid high powered career women and just find a chick with a normal "chill" job who will be a good wife and mother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165665) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Flatulent lodge How could you possibly read that into her post?
A man in her situation would be no better off. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:12 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Yeah, this. I think he's assuming that doing "eat pray love" round-the-world trips are stereotypically girlish, whereas a dood would have focused on finding a firm that would make him partner (or at least hire him). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165502) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:23 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit Anybody who thinks realistically about gender differences would understand that a 30+ year old woman alone on a boat is infinitely sadder than a man in that same situation. Due to the unique fact that women actually give birth and have a flood of hormonal responses corresponding to the same, women naturally are more into families and relationships; women naturally feel a crisis when their eggs are expiring. Men don't. That's life. That's why traditional gender roles are a good thing.
Too many women fuck this up because modern feminism tells them (1) men are attracted to the same things you are (power, success, etc.) and (2) you're selling out if you have a family and don't embrace the modern rat race just like the men they secretly fetishize. So many of my female biglaw friends approaching 30 slowly begin to understand how wrong this is and get seriously depressed about it. They openly admit it, usually when drunk.
Full disclaimer: there's no doubt that a small % of women actually don't want families, actually want some high-powered lawyer career on its own merits, etc., just like there's a small % of men who don't understand sports, really want to be stay-at-home dads and marry these shrews, etc. These are exceptions that prove the rule. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Flatulent lodge No. The guy isn't in a better position, all your excuses aside. Sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165601) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:28 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit Don't talk to me shrewmo. I've never found anything you say interesting, just unhinged ranting. Now call me an aspie and be on your way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165608) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:31 PM Author: Flatulent lodge You're a dumbass who has no idea what he's talking about and I can point that out if I want. Apparently others agree. Truth hurts, doesn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165627) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:35 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit I'm right, you're wrong, sorry, you're exactly the type of woman who deep down I'm probably describing. Now tell me how you're completely mentally healthy, and reconcile that with the fact that you're one of the most well-known megapoasters on this board (and probably most hated).
"Truth hurts, doesn't it?" Fucking dork. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Flatulent lodge You on the other hand are CLEARLY a huge success with the ladies.
Which is why you spend post after whiny post whining about women who don't know their place.
:)))) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:46 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit Newflash for you, crazy: women actually are attracted to men who like being men and act like men, and who are attracted to women who like being women and act like women.
And just because I posted one thought, don't assume that I'm a megapoaster like you, JFC. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:47 PM Author: Flatulent lodge But you're not "like a man" you're a whiny little bitch. I like masculine men (my fiancé is one) and I would never date a guy like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165738) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:50 PM Author: histrionic dun dysfunction orchestra pit Hahahha. Well I don't mean to toot my own horn and this isn't saying much, but there's probably not a single megapoasting woman in the world who I would let anywhere near my dick. Not only are you almost certainly hideous, you're certainly unhinged. Now have the last word like you always do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165756) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Here's a hint:when you desperately want the last word, DON'T say "Go ahead and take the last word." It just makes it obvious how fucking badly you want the other person not to respond.
You're welcome in advance!
Oh and I'm hotter than anything you've been within ten feet of, you whiny homo. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator "Oh and I'm hotter than anything you've been within ten feet of, you whiny homo." lol |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:41 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza Why is everyone assuming she is/will be alone?
Also, exceptions don't generally prove rules, and there is no reason to say that these men or women are exceptions that prove the rule in this case. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:42 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165705) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:11 PM Author: Hilarious soul-stirring meetinghouse laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165492) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:24 PM Author: Razzle windowlicker space she a good shrew. din do nuffin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165577) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza If she's planning to start a family, I'd guess she either has a boyfriend/husband or doesn't want one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165666) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM Author: disgusting tank garrison She only spent 13 years there. It's not like she is 55. She could easily get a job in shitlaw/midlaw making $150k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165475) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Autistic principal's office yeah, biggest gripe with nutella bashing her is the assumption that she's basically priced out of private practice now.
that's just not true. i see senior associates leave all the time, and while shitigators have a rough road, they can still work in law if they want it.
i think nutella automatically goes into hyper-competitive mode whenever she sees another hard-striving female and she makes the worst assumptions about them. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:49 PM Author: violent khaki native its a tremendous fall from grace to go from 9th year biglaw to median level shitlaw attorney. It's not that you CAN'T do it, its just a lot of people don't. They prefer, for example, to sail around the world singing "i can't hear you na-na-na-na-na-na" hoping that it all just goes away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166123) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Hateful mind-boggling school cafeteria any lawyer who thinks they're somehow 'above' anything other than pushing paper in biglaw is a fucking moron and deserves their pwnage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166404) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM Author: Irradiated startling senate I hope she departs NY for the Mediterranean later this month. Crossing the North Atlantic in wintertime on a tiny little sailboat sounds like a great way to force dat FINAL OCEAN SWIM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165617) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:33 PM Author: French casino voyeur LMFAO at sailing around the world for a few years. If she manages a trip to the Keys and back I would be shocked. Sustained solo sailing is tough sledding for even rugged, seasoned enthusiasts. If she actually plans on major crossings and international ports outside of tourist destinations, she's in for a much rougher lifestyle than biglawl grinding.
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:39 PM Author: Irradiated startling senate She probably thinks the Coast Guard will come save her if she gets into deep shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165674) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:41 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Hi FPLB!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165699) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:41 PM Author: Curious sex offender You guys knocking nutella for making this post are retarded. This is a stupid socially oblivious thing to past on Facebook and tag 100 fucking "friends" in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165694) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator shrewmo takes whatever chance she can get to bash nutella and defend shrews. are you surprised a thread as insufferable as this is rife with her poasts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165769) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:54 PM Author: Curious sex offender I dunno who or what shrewmo is, bort drama isnsnt my forte. I stick to parody and 2nd cousin threadinb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165781) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator the MAF pumo who always starts shit about other posters and shrewdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165799) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Flatulent lodge That dude stalks me (and apparently up pumette, another female poster) so he can't fathom that others aren't similarly obsessed with my comings and goings. It's ok. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165809) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Curious sex offender Shrewmo is a dude? Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165812) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Nooo.
I'm shrewmo.
The quotemo who brought me out of nowhere stalks me and pumette, that's what I was saying. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator nope i don't give a shit about pumette but i do call you out when you shit up this bort. non sequitur, feel free to ctrl+f her posts ITT to see what i mean here's a prime example, her first post in the thread: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27164319 |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:06 PM Author: Flatulent lodge She said you stalk her above.
LOL @ you consulting your spreadsheet of my threads while trying to prove that you don't stalk me. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:08 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator she got me confused with someone else because i responded to her and told her the extent of my interaction with her. no reply also ljl i linked to a post *in this thread* |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:10 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Yeah no she didn't.
She said you stalk her, you claim it wasn't you and she took your word for it. I think she was completely right the first time. Guys who get obsessive and stalkerish like this never limit their activities to just one girl and if you respond to her as much as you respond to me I can see why she'd be freaked out. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:15 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator i asked her to link the thread (it was her thread) to verify my claim. she didn't because doing so would exonerate me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165923) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:19 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Or maybe because not everyone has a spreadsheet of old xoxo threads, as difficult as this might be for you to understand, you freak!
You're always linking to posts I made years ago and proclaiming victory when you ask me to link threads and I don't. Well I CAN'T link old threads because I don't save xoxo threads anywhere and I would have no idea how to go about finding that shit. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:21 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator i didn't ask you, i asked pumette. she knows what her thread is titled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165946) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:24 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Oh. My. god.
How can you expect her to remember some old thread, even if she did start it? I'm sure it's not some devious plot to prevent you from being "vindicated."
OK this is enough. I can't take any more of you tonight. Maybe my patience reserves will build up again and I'll start talking to you again after tomorrow. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator presumably she knows how ragnus works. i do too but i wasn't looking to "pwn" her, only gently let her know her error (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165999) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator yeah shrewmo is obviously a guy. i can't imagine a woman being this pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165822) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:08 PM Author: Flatulent lodge (Guy who spends twelve hours a day thinking and posting about this "pathetic" person) lol.
And if you really think I'm a guy that makes your little crush even sadder. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:08 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator seek help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165871) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:11 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Yes, you should. Stalking someone is indicative of serious mental issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165896) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:16 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator sorry but calling you out for being a shitty poster and harassing others isn't stalking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165925) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:20 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Who the fuck cares that much about whether someone is a shitty poster? live IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165940) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:20 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator then why do you care that i call you out for harassing others? live irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165943) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:22 PM Author: Flatulent lodge Why do I care that you stalk me? Uh, is this a question?
Because it's fucking creepy and annoying to have a fucking shade who accosts me the moment I sign onto xoxo and follows me around the board responding to everything I post until I leave? I'm sure if someone did this to you you'd be annoyed also. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:30 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator well if you stopped stalking and harassing yourself, then you'd have nothing to worry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166003) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:01 PM Author: spruce base in general it's weird to talk about your professional life on facebook, but this girl literally tagged everybody she has on facebook affiliated with her firm. my friend who worked there for a few years before getting stealthed during ITE got tagged! she hasn't been at the firm since 2009. i'm sure she's thinking "wtf, why are tagging me a post lauding the firm that stealthed me when i was a 2nd year. i went to 1 summer lunch w/ you." you have to be totally socially retarded to do that. i'm sure 90% of the people she tagged are wondering why they got tagged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165828) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Charcoal passionate masturbator you are 100% cr on this, i dunno why you faced so much blowback. i suspect you can attribute it to your racist stalker, she's taken a real liking to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165833) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza I agree that tagging is weird, though I would cut her some slack due to the giddy euphoria of being unshackled from the practice of law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165962) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:35 PM Author: spruce base i understand you're giving her the benefit of the doubt and is just "giddy" about leaving, but you're being obtuse if you can't see why she's posting this on facebook. the tagging makes it even more obvious she's basically trying to rub her BRAVE decision in everybody's face, even though i bet most of those people don't want to be tagged.
i don't think you're getting that i wouldn't diss anybody for working hard and then leaving to pursue their dreams. more power to them. in fact, i've seen genuine posts on facebook about professional moves. this is just not one of them. i don't even know this girl and i can see right through it. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:34 PM Author: Maroon Patrolman Piazza I don't have a problem with posting work stuff on Facebook. The tagging is annoyingly attention seeking, but I think you have to be particularly cynical to see it as trying to rub people's faces in it.
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM Author: spruce base i'm just going to assume that you're not familiar w/ the mindset of the creature known as the senior biglaw female associate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166400) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 5:07 PM Author: Razzle windowlicker space it's like Jerry Maguire. shrewy maguire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27165864) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:27 PM Author: spruce base successful thread over 200+ posts. nutella h8rs out in full force, shrewmo going nuts as usual and we just need a cameo from julia as the cherry on top! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166322) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:30 PM Author: violent khaki native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166336) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:43 PM Author: Hateful mind-boggling school cafeteria it's usually pretty interesting to see where julia will try to insert her presence in these major threads in order to maximize her chances of making the remainder of the thread activity ABOUT JULIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166411) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 2:33 AM Author: Burgundy galvanic marketing idea or she could create a separate thread about the same topic drawing attention away from nutella. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169530) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 7:41 PM Author: silver tantric forum dog poop LONG LIVE NUTELLA.
also, please tell earl his girl has made him weak. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM Author: spruce base oh, and ATL scooped again:
http://abovethelaw.com/2015/01/departure-memo-of-the-day-sail-away-sail-away/ |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM Author: violent khaki native Fuck I think I know this girl. Poor thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166403) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 6:43 PM Author: spruce base she'll drown her sorrows in BBC. don't despair too much.
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 7:28 PM Author: Walnut Duck-like Codepig Station how many licks does it take? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27166692) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: bistre tanning salon Sailing around the world kinda sounds like the man tbh, regardless of obnoxious face booking. I don't think she'll make it very far though, sailing ain't easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167015) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:11 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy If she actually was a legit sailor, this would be pretty pimp.
I have a sneaking suspicion that she's trying to get others to sail around the world and she doesn't even know how to grind a winch or mix a rum & coke. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:18 PM Author: comical becky dragon And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167021) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:56 AM Author: Stimulating menage jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169967) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:33 PM Author: rose church round eye i really dislike this person. and the departure memo girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167117) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:36 PM Author: Anal Personal Credit Line Tattoo i know who this is
looks like ATL picked this up |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 8:59 PM Author: Titillating Brunch nutella - you're dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167310) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:01 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Nutella, if you can't say anything nice... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167322) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:05 PM Author: spruce base hey, grace kelly/otr, this departure memo hits a bit too close to home huh?
lolololol.
http://www.json999.com/xo2/threads.php?a=%2C.%2C...%2C..%2C.%2C.%2C%3A%2C.%3A%2C.%2C.%2C%3A%3A%3A%2C....%2C%3A%2C.%2C.%3A.%3A.%2C%3A.%3A%3A%2C |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:09 PM Author: rose church round eye i really don't like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167382) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 10:02 PM Author: Titillating Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167832) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 9:12 PM Author: Pale messiness ladyboy Your poast made me crave a dark & stormy REAL BAD. I do hope homegirl knows how to grind a winch and mix a rum & coke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27167407) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 11:02 PM Author: amber sweet tailpipe corner Holy shit, that word cloud is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27168433) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:50 AM Author: Lavender persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169956) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2015 11:04 PM Author: Titillating Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27168456) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 3:58 AM Author: Excitant church building place of business Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27169663) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:36 PM Author: 180 pontificating range haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27171413) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 3:01 AM Author: razzmatazz underhanded home MY PERSONAL NARRATIVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2788809&forum_id=2#27181494) |