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Summer Associate Candidate Asked ME why I went to law school

Totally caught me off guard. Part of me wanted to scream at...
Transparent painfully honest jew
  01/29/15
u could be like his Precog from Minority Report
Iridescent french regret masturbator
  01/29/15
There was so much love in this law office.
Vermilion Location National Security Agency
  01/30/15
god that movie was so bad
low-t olive mad-dog skullcap
  01/30/15
You are a fucking liar
puce plaza famous landscape painting
  01/30/15
I should watch it sober.
citrine volcanic crater wrinkle
  01/30/15
perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written come...
Lime Gas Station Mediation
  05/26/15
1L pumo killin it.
nofapping vivacious sweet tailpipe
  01/29/15
ice in his veins
Transparent painfully honest jew
  01/29/15
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talented office love of her life
  02/16/15
thanks from now on i will have a ridiculous story as an answ...
crystalline geriatric meetinghouse boistinker
  01/29/15
Reply with: "Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do ...
Canary Corner Circlehead
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Big twinkling uncleanness
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One FUCKEN 80
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Galvanic big-titted hairy legs
  11/08/15
Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking a...
crystalline geriatric meetinghouse boistinker
  01/29/15
Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and ...
razzle trailer park messiness
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puce plaza famous landscape painting
  01/30/15
Always be billing
talented office love of her life
  02/16/15
Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you
sinister marvelous fat ankles
  01/30/15
nigga dun flipped da scrip!
Glassy wagecucks brunch
  01/30/15
Summer: What about you? What led you to law school? You:...
Pink vigorous background story space
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Transparent painfully honest jew
  01/30/15
Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted ...
Exciting old irish cottage
  01/30/15
When people ask me that question I always tell him it was be...
Exciting old irish cottage
  01/30/15
Devils Advocate did it for me.
Big twinkling uncleanness
  01/30/15
Jurassic Park did it for me. From a young age, I've wanted t...
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sinister marvelous fat ankles
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wearing a suit that has full length sleeves but shorts for p...
odious copper patrolman
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Apoplectic pontificating jewess
  05/26/15
For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).
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puce plaza famous landscape painting
  01/30/15
straight shooter with upper management written all over him
filthy parlor keepsake machete
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Look at the applicant very seriously and whisper "I did...
citrine volcanic crater wrinkle
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Transparent painfully honest jew
  10/25/15
"To Serve Man." If they dont get the double meanin...
Crawly wine lodge
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Hairraiser smoky yarmulke
  05/26/15
men*
Big twinkling uncleanness
  10/15/15
Oh, the effrontery!
Passionate lay immigrant
  10/15/15
"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."
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  11/08/15


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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Transparent painfully honest jew

Totally caught me off guard. Part of me wanted to scream at him to run. Run while there is still time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213649)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Iridescent french regret masturbator

u could be like his Precog from Minority Report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213677)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Vermilion Location National Security Agency

There was so much love in this law office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215600)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: low-t olive mad-dog skullcap

god that movie was so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216752)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: puce plaza famous landscape painting

You are a fucking liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216852)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: citrine volcanic crater wrinkle

I should watch it sober.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217197)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 6:52 AM
Author: Lime Gas Station Mediation

perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written comedy? even mildly amusing? cos it is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27965509)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious sweet tailpipe

1L pumo killin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213663)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Transparent painfully honest jew

ice in his veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213667)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: talented office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324822)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: crystalline geriatric meetinghouse boistinker

thanks from now on i will have a ridiculous story as an answer for this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213673)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Canary Corner Circlehead

Reply with: "Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? Because if you're with us, you'll be set for life. But we're not looking for the 99%. The law students who do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. So tell me [interviewee's name], just who the fuck are you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213707)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Onyx Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213717)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: pale pistol range



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215647)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215842)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness

I am going to use this on my next interview at some point like why do you want to join us:

"Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? I am not looking for the 99%. Most firms do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. I do this for love. So tell me [interviewee's name], just what the fuck type of firm you?""

I think i will def get an offer right away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215862)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling genital piercing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216076)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: pearl mind-boggling genital piercing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216077)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: puce plaza famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216858)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: motley massive dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217105)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: pale pistol range

One FUCKEN 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27219092)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: topaz organic girlfriend church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324629)



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Date: February 26th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: motley massive dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27394397)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: motley massive dysfunction



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: demanding jet center coffee pot



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: dashing hominid depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964515)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: self-centered crotch



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Galvanic big-titted hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973843)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973857)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: stimulating mood



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Date: November 8th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic big-titted hairy legs



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: crystalline geriatric meetinghouse boistinker

Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important.

Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

1L: I don't have to listen to this shit.

You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

1L: The leads are weak.

'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.

1L: What's your name? [So I can send a thank you email]

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (full volume) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggot?

(flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)

A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem pal?

1L: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?

(I take off my gold watch)

You see this watch? You see this watch?

1L: Yeah.

That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?

It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (puts on watch) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213753)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: razzle trailer park messiness

Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and it wasn't even in the original play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215588)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: puce plaza famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216879)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: talented office love of her life

Always be billing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324817)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: sinister marvelous fat ankles

Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215608)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Glassy wagecucks brunch

nigga dun flipped da scrip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215615)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Pink vigorous background story space

Summer: What about you? What led you to law school?

You: It's so far back, I don't think I can remember.

Summer: Sure, you can, Counselor.

You: I used to Caddie for young lawyers off from work on weekdays... and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215667)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Transparent painfully honest jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215838)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Exciting old irish cottage

Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted below I always tell people I became a lawyer because of The Firm if they ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215906)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Exciting old irish cottage

When people ask me that question I always tell him it was because the movie The Firm really resonated with me as a kid. Then I observe the bewildered look on their face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215868)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness

Devils Advocate did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215873)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Carmine stock car

Jurassic Park did it for me. From a young age, I've wanted to be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex while sitting on a toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215939)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: sinister marvelous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215949)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: odious copper patrolman

wearing a suit that has full length sleeves but shorts for pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217048)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Apoplectic pontificating jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27965666)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Impertinent lavender clown community account

For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29138310)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: puce plaza famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216883)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: filthy parlor keepsake machete

straight shooter with upper management written all over him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217125)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: citrine volcanic crater wrinkle

Look at the applicant very seriously and whisper "I didn't go to law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217226)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Transparent painfully honest jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29042837)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Crawly wine lodge

"To Serve Man." If they dont get the double meaning you shouldnt be talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964474)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser smoky yarmulke



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness

men*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973846)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Passionate lay immigrant

Oh, the effrontery!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973875)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: costumed exhilarant personal credit line sneaky criminal

"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29139102)