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u could be like his Precog from Minority Report
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There was so much love in this law office.
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  01/30/15
god that movie was so bad
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You are a fucking liar
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I should watch it sober.
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perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written come...
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1L pumo killin it.
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ice in his veins
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Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking a...
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Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and ...
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flesh persian
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Always be billing
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Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you
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nigga dun flipped da scrip!
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Summer: What about you? What led you to law school? You:...
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Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted ...
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When people ask me that question I always tell him it was be...
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Devils Advocate did it for me.
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For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).
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Oh, the effrontery!
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"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."
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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Aggressive Personal Credit Line Macaca

Totally caught me off guard. Part of me wanted to scream at him to run. Run while there is still time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213649)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: jade pisswyrm stage

u could be like his Precog from Minority Report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213677)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: carmine set

There was so much love in this law office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215600)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: apoplectic ultramarine cuckold

god that movie was so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216752)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: flesh persian

You are a fucking liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216852)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: rebellious abode trust fund

I should watch it sober.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217197)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 6:52 AM
Author: Blathering Gaming Laptop Point

perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written comedy? even mildly amusing? cos it is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27965509)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Carnelian 180 Prole Telephone

1L pumo killin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213663)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Aggressive Personal Credit Line Macaca

ice in his veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213667)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Irate theatre coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324822)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: massive volcanic crater international law enforcement agency

thanks from now on i will have a ridiculous story as an answer for this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213673)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted gunner knife

Reply with: "Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? Because if you're with us, you'll be set for life. But we're not looking for the 99%. The law students who do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. So tell me [interviewee's name], just who the fuck are you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213707)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: contagious stag film



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: walnut hairy legs



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: greedy lilac native



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Digit Ratio



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Digit Ratio

I am going to use this on my next interview at some point like why do you want to join us:

"Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? I am not looking for the 99%. Most firms do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. I do this for love. So tell me [interviewee's name], just what the fuck type of firm you?""

I think i will def get an offer right away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215862)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216076)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216077)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: flesh persian



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Trip Nofapping Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217105)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: walnut hairy legs

One FUCKEN 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27219092)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: house-broken frisky school



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Date: February 26th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Trip Nofapping Library



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Trip Nofapping Library



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: titillating temple



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: pontificating ceo theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964515)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: navy vigorous stead



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Avocado Location



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Date: October 25th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: laughsome space



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Date: November 8th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral piazza



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: massive volcanic crater international law enforcement agency

Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important.

Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

1L: I don't have to listen to this shit.

You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

1L: The leads are weak.

'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.

1L: What's your name? [So I can send a thank you email]

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (full volume) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggot?

(flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)

A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem pal?

1L: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?

(I take off my gold watch)

You see this watch? You see this watch?

1L: Yeah.

That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?

It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (puts on watch) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213753)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Pearly Razzmatazz Regret Idiot

Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and it wasn't even in the original play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215588)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: flesh persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216879)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Irate theatre coldplay fan

Always be billing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324817)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: ebony jet-lagged principal's office

Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215608)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Irradiated henna puppy university

nigga dun flipped da scrip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215615)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic blood rage

Summer: What about you? What led you to law school?

You: It's so far back, I don't think I can remember.

Summer: Sure, you can, Counselor.

You: I used to Caddie for young lawyers off from work on weekdays... and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215667)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Aggressive Personal Credit Line Macaca



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Magical dashing hall

Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted below I always tell people I became a lawyer because of The Firm if they ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215906)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Magical dashing hall

When people ask me that question I always tell him it was because the movie The Firm really resonated with me as a kid. Then I observe the bewildered look on their face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215868)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Digit Ratio

Devils Advocate did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215873)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: azure talented preventive strike

Jurassic Park did it for me. From a young age, I've wanted to be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex while sitting on a toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215939)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: ebony jet-lagged principal's office



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Tantric elastic band plaza

wearing a suit that has full length sleeves but shorts for pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217048)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



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Date: November 8th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Dead market mad cow disease

For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29138310)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: flesh persian



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Amethyst boyish address

straight shooter with upper management written all over him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217125)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: rebellious abode trust fund

Look at the applicant very seriously and whisper "I didn't go to law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217226)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Aggressive Personal Credit Line Macaca



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: bronze cruise ship affirmative action

"To Serve Man." If they dont get the double meaning you shouldnt be talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964474)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: know-it-all trailer park old irish cottage



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Site Digit Ratio

men*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973846)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: provocative tattoo partner

Oh, the effrontery!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973875)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: fishy juggernaut sound barrier

"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29139102)