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Summer Associate Candidate Asked ME why I went to law school

Totally caught me off guard. Part of me wanted to scream at...
outnumbered unholy locale associate
  01/29/15
u could be like his Precog from Minority Report
scarlet liquid oxygen brunch
  01/29/15
There was so much love in this law office.
Tantric Exhilarant Casino
  01/30/15
god that movie was so bad
Titillating tan half-breed church building
  01/30/15
You are a fucking liar
Soul-stirring Buff Site
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I should watch it sober.
razzle spot
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perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written come...
Hateful ivory dog poop lodge
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1L pumo killin it.
misanthropic area internal respiration
  01/29/15
ice in his veins
outnumbered unholy locale associate
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Trip hilarious feces indian lodge
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thanks from now on i will have a ridiculous story as an answ...
arousing offensive parlor cuckoldry
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Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking a...
arousing offensive parlor cuckoldry
  01/29/15
Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and ...
beta sneaky criminal locus
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Soul-stirring Buff Site
  01/30/15
Always be billing
Trip hilarious feces indian lodge
  02/16/15
Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you
Mischievous Pearl Sweet Tailpipe
  01/30/15
nigga dun flipped da scrip!
Garnet dragon
  01/30/15
Summer: What about you? What led you to law school? You:...
stirring cobalt dilemma
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outnumbered unholy locale associate
  01/30/15
Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted ...
mewling institution
  01/30/15
When people ask me that question I always tell him it was be...
mewling institution
  01/30/15
Devils Advocate did it for me.
Domesticated Box Office Reading Party
  01/30/15
Jurassic Park did it for me. From a young age, I've wanted t...
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Mischievous Pearl Sweet Tailpipe
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For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).
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Soul-stirring Buff Site
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straight shooter with upper management written all over him
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Look at the applicant very seriously and whisper "I did...
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outnumbered unholy locale associate
  10/25/15
"To Serve Man." If they dont get the double meanin...
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men*
Domesticated Box Office Reading Party
  10/15/15
Oh, the effrontery!
light whorehouse
  10/15/15
"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."
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  11/08/15


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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: outnumbered unholy locale associate

Totally caught me off guard. Part of me wanted to scream at him to run. Run while there is still time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213649)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: scarlet liquid oxygen brunch

u could be like his Precog from Minority Report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213677)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Tantric Exhilarant Casino

There was so much love in this law office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215600)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Titillating tan half-breed church building

god that movie was so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216752)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Site

You are a fucking liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216852)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: razzle spot

I should watch it sober.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217197)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 6:52 AM
Author: Hateful ivory dog poop lodge

perhaps. do you think silicon valley is a well written comedy? even mildly amusing? cos it is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27965509)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: misanthropic area internal respiration

1L pumo killin it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213663)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: outnumbered unholy locale associate

ice in his veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213667)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Trip hilarious feces indian lodge



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: arousing offensive parlor cuckoldry

thanks from now on i will have a ridiculous story as an answer for this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213673)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Regret Market

Reply with: "Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? Because if you're with us, you'll be set for life. But we're not looking for the 99%. The law students who do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. So tell me [interviewee's name], just who the fuck are you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213707)



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: turquoise personal credit line stag film



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Violet multi-colored pozpig



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: yellow corner



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Box Office Reading Party



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Domesticated Box Office Reading Party

I am going to use this on my next interview at some point like why do you want to join us:

"Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? I am not looking for the 99%. Most firms do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. I do this for love. So tell me [interviewee's name], just what the fuck type of firm you?""

I think i will def get an offer right away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215862)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Silver dashing theater hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27216076)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Silver dashing theater hunting ground



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Site



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: House-broken home elastic band



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Date: January 30th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Violet multi-colored pozpig

One FUCKEN 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27219092)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: hairless telephone theater stage



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Date: February 26th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: House-broken home elastic band



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: House-broken home elastic band



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: swollen provocative sanctuary



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Lilac goyim twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964515)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Bearded mental disorder dingle berry



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: slippery shitlib boltzmann



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling nowag location



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Date: October 25th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: curious center



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Date: November 8th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: slippery shitlib boltzmann



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Date: January 29th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: arousing offensive parlor cuckoldry

Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important.

Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

1L: I don't have to listen to this shit.

You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

1L: The leads are weak.

'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.

1L: What's your name? [So I can send a thank you email]

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (full volume) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggot?

(flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)

A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem pal?

1L: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?

(I take off my gold watch)

You see this watch? You see this watch?

1L: Yeah.

That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?

It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (puts on watch) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213753)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: beta sneaky criminal locus

Still the best scene of the best movie I've ever seen - and it wasn't even in the original play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215588)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Site



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Date: February 16th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Trip hilarious feces indian lodge

Always be billing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27324817)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Sweet Tailpipe

Oh, he topsy turvied that shit on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215608)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Garnet dragon

nigga dun flipped da scrip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215615)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: stirring cobalt dilemma

Summer: What about you? What led you to law school?

You: It's so far back, I don't think I can remember.

Summer: Sure, you can, Counselor.

You: I used to Caddie for young lawyers off from work on weekdays... and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215667)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: outnumbered unholy locale associate



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: mewling institution

Bro, really weird you posted this quote because as I posted below I always tell people I became a lawyer because of The Firm if they ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215906)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: mewling institution

When people ask me that question I always tell him it was because the movie The Firm really resonated with me as a kid. Then I observe the bewildered look on their face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215868)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Domesticated Box Office Reading Party

Devils Advocate did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215873)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nursing home water buffalo

Jurassic Park did it for me. From a young age, I've wanted to be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex while sitting on a toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215939)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Pearl Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine state skinny woman

wearing a suit that has full length sleeves but shorts for pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217048)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: pungent new version



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Date: November 8th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: sickened apoplectic gas station mood

For me it was The Santa Clause (starring Tim Allen).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29138310)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Site



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Costumed sepia gaming laptop

straight shooter with upper management written all over him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217125)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: razzle spot

Look at the applicant very seriously and whisper "I didn't go to law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27217226)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: outnumbered unholy locale associate



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Date: May 25th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful background story

"To Serve Man." If they dont get the double meaning you shouldnt be talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27964474)



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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: godawful selfie parlour



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Domesticated Box Office Reading Party

men*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973846)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: light whorehouse

Oh, the effrontery!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#28973875)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: Peach french chef incel

"Because Service Guarantees Citizenship."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#29139102)