Summer Associate Candidate Asked ME why I went to law school
| Excitant church | 01/29/15 | | crawly space | 01/29/15 | | Blue Institution Dingle Berry | 01/30/15 | | violent box office | 01/30/15 | | odious legend jap | 01/30/15 | | Crimson plaza boltzmann | 01/30/15 | | Bat shit crazy twisted codepig address | 05/26/15 | | poppy selfie | 01/29/15 | | Excitant church | 01/29/15 | | Disrespectful shrine | 02/16/15 | | Arousing electric furnace | 01/29/15 | | arrogant razzle trailer park | 01/29/15 | | Passionate famous landscape painting gaming laptop | 01/29/15 | | Out-of-control razzle-dazzle stead | 01/29/15 | | Deep flushed international law enforcement agency | 01/30/15 | | Doobsian Knife Sanctuary | 01/30/15 | | Doobsian Knife Sanctuary | 01/30/15 | | Plum Frisky Idea He Suggested Ticket Booth | 01/30/15 | | Plum Frisky Idea He Suggested Ticket Booth | 01/30/15 | | odious legend jap | 01/30/15 | | Mahogany Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse | 01/30/15 | | Out-of-control razzle-dazzle stead | 01/30/15 | | Overrated anal giraffe jew | 02/16/15 | | Mahogany Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse | 02/26/15 | | Mahogany Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse | 03/10/15 | | electric lavender roast beef | 05/25/15 | | Lascivious obsidian orchestra pit | 05/26/15 | | Grizzly Fortuitous Meteor | 05/28/15 | | startling lay | 10/15/15 | | haunting karate rigor | 10/15/15 | | White Location Travel Guidebook | 10/25/15 | | startling lay | 11/08/15 | | Arousing electric furnace | 01/29/15 | | Comical Emerald Feces | 01/30/15 | | odious legend jap | 01/30/15 | | Disrespectful shrine | 02/16/15 | | Cordovan Immigrant | 01/30/15 | | Indecent Blathering Depressive | 01/30/15 | | honey-headed hell chad | 01/30/15 | | Excitant church | 01/30/15 | | alcoholic fanboi | 01/30/15 | | alcoholic fanboi | 01/30/15 | | Doobsian Knife Sanctuary | 01/30/15 | | Sticky Shimmering Native | 01/30/15 | | Cordovan Immigrant | 01/30/15 | | talented costumed chapel pisswyrm | 01/30/15 | | nighttime diverse shitlib | 05/26/15 | | Twinkling Prole | 11/08/15 | | odious legend jap | 01/30/15 | | Indigo Reading Party | 01/30/15 | | Crimson plaza boltzmann | 01/30/15 | | Excitant church | 10/25/15 | | stimulating area | 05/25/15 | | Yellow irradiated potus | 05/26/15 | | Doobsian Knife Sanctuary | 10/15/15 | | Drab coffee pot | 10/15/15 | | chartreuse vengeful pistol whorehouse | 11/08/15 |
Poast new message in this thread
|
Date: January 30th, 2015 12:53 PM Author: Doobsian Knife Sanctuary
I am going to use this on my next interview at some point like why do you want to join us:
"Because I'm part of the 1% who want to do it for the art. For the client. For the love of the game. Does that wake you up in the morning [interviewee's name]? I am not looking for the 99%. Most firms do this for the wrong reasons: appearances; money; prestige. I do this for love. So tell me [interviewee's name], just what the fuck type of firm you?""
I think i will def get an offer right away.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215862) |
Date: January 29th, 2015 11:43 PM Author: Arousing electric furnace
Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about...(puts out cigarette)...bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important.
Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
1L: I don't have to listen to this shit.
You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!
1L: The leads are weak.
'The leads are weak.' Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
1L: What's your name? [So I can send a thank you email]
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. (at a near whisper) And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. (full volume) Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggot?
(flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem pal?
1L: You're such a hero, you're so rich. Why you coming down here and waste your time on a bunch of bums?
(I take off my gold watch)
You see this watch? You see this watch?
1L: Yeah.
That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna work here? Close!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of bitches! Get mad!! You know what it takes to sell real estate?
It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. (in a mocking weak voice) "Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman, it's a tough racket." These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (puts on watch) And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27213753) |
Date: January 30th, 2015 12:26 PM Author: honey-headed hell chad
Summer: What about you? What led you to law school?
You: It's so far back, I don't think I can remember.
Summer: Sure, you can, Counselor.
You: I used to Caddie for young lawyers off from work on weekdays... and their wives. I'd look at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2795221&forum_id=2#27215667) |
|
|