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taking ?s
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the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
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180 enjoyed this
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180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made som...
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ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot
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Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing an...
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amazing, and believeable
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*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*
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then he got severance until february do NOT let these fuc...
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Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really ...
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All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
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biglaw partners HATE him
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tell us how it went down
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he did tho
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  05/06/15
When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
sienna juggernaut
  02/03/15
Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
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  02/03/15
I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing s...
sienna juggernaut
  02/03/15
tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punc...
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lol
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lol
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"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
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I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
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  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
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My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
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1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
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for what damages?
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Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
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titcq
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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please give me more details on giving notice via email
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saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
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lol 180
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(Sam Seaborne)
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Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
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A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
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Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out
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Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
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Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
lilac nursing home
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what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
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Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Qui...
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Holy fucking shit not flame http://abovethelaw.com/2008/0...
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Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
lilac nursing home
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yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
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Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
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*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
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not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
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knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck th...
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At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
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come on
jade black woman
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seriously he lost his shit.
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I hope they make him partner at least
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Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
lilac nursing home
  05/06/15
did he have an exit op?
jade black woman
  05/06/15
Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
lilac nursing home
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right...so what do they do?
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Usually Pattaya
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come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
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lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
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:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
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Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
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One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I...
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he hot?
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No.
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associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harde...
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whts he du now?
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uses Pizza Tracker
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Diverse Community Account



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Sticky Naked Mad Cow Disease

taking ?s

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Diverse Community Account

Describe

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Sticky Naked Mad Cow Disease

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Area

180 enjoyed this

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Mahogany Abode



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: 180 Cowardly Private Investor Property



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

what a fucking hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac trailer park halford



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: lime resort

180

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling balding senate

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse Wrinkle Principal's Office

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Learning Disabled Space



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Stubborn multi-billionaire point



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Heady jet faggotry

180

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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: cream histrionic rehab

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Black outnumbered indian lodge queen of the night

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Frozen Theater Stage

Jesus Christ. . .

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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Fishy Big Parlour Milk



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: low-t sapphire university stock car

amazing, and believeable

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Thriller filthpig

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Boyish olive orchestra pit



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Frozen Theater Stage



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: comical territorial organic girlfriend goal in life

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac trailer park halford

Flame

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Vibrant corner fat ankles

ty

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Hot House



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: carmine new version stain

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: wild beta theatre feces

biglaw partners HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251347)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Maize degenerate



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Citrine glittery ticket booth hunting ground



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Sticky Naked Mad Cow Disease



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: exhilarant forum



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: brass potus

lol

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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: exhilarant forum



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Frozen Theater Stage



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Boyish olive orchestra pit

tell us how it went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: fluffy windowlicker jap

he did tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833899)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: sienna juggernaut

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse circlehead

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: sienna juggernaut

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Garnet Party Of The First Part Office

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse circlehead

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Frozen Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419903)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: lime resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: amber persian digit ratio

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: bistre crotch hall

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling balding senate

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: mewling french field

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: bistre crotch hall

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: low-t sapphire university stock car

for what damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Thriller filthpig

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: Stimulating shaky corn cake

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110258)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Sticky Naked Mad Cow Disease

ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248556)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Exciting flushed ladyboy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430922)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: blathering ratface

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: jade black woman

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: comical territorial organic girlfriend goal in life

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Zippy contagious pozpig antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: vivacious purple place of business chapel

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Frozen Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36421270)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Sticky Naked Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: ruddy immigrant tanning salon

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: jade black woman

(Sam Seaborne)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: chest-beating church building

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: floppy chad genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380892)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Costumed mental disorder locale

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: multi-colored chocolate blood rage masturbator

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Vibrant corner fat ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: Stimulating shaky corn cake

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: harsh slimy school

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Costumed mental disorder locale

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Disgusting green home

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: ungodly confused menage tattoo

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Learning Disabled Space

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: harsh slimy school

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: vivacious purple place of business chapel

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: Costumed mental disorder locale

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Citrine glittery ticket booth hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419244)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Racy cuckold

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: jade black woman

come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse

seriously he lost his shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling balding senate

I hope they make him partner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Mint razzle school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382149)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: jade black woman

did he have an exit op?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: jade black woman

right...so what do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Usually Pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: jade black woman

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: galvanic mediation

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: jade black woman

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Diverse Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: marvelous ivory death wish

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: jade black woman

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Peach hairraiser hissy fit dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: marvelous ivory death wish

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: jade black woman

he hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: marvelous ivory death wish

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse cuck

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Mint razzle school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382160)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like hospital

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: jade black woman

whts he du now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Heady jet faggotry

uses Pizza Tracker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse cuck

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: jade black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: sienna juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382259)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: exhilarant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110139)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: lilac nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430643)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: provocative pontificating stead

Triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)