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Hired a new secretary, new college grad. Paying $65k. Seems high
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop Right? With great benefits. This is in the Bay Area, but still. She is a 2014 CSU grad who had one job for like 5 months and has no skills other than a paralegal certificate. Pretty sure she would have been ecstatic if we paid her $50k right? Thinking we are wasting some money here, which annoys me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364596) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets what. the. fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364661) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the secretaries just pulled the $65k number out of some salary guide she had without consulting with partners and made the offer....some partners are kind of pissed and agree this should have been more like $45k, which for a new CSU grad, would still probably put her in the top third of her class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365863) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 1:50 PM Author: insane trailer park top third? more like top 5% considering most won't have actual employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376566) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:11 AM Author: Black Curious Base Antidepressant Drug sounds like you should pay her more just to try and cop those time travel secrets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375806) |
Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth I'll be your secretary for 65k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364607) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM Author: charismatic cobalt chapel chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364614) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: white death wish halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470755) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM Author: charismatic cobalt chapel chad lulz
Crazy to think that there are many starting (or otherwise) lawyers these days not even making that much
Also: rate her |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:36 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I'm kind of ticked at our hiring committee for wasting our money.
She is a solid 6. |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:38 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth Are you a partner, what kind of firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364639) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop yes. 30-70 lawyer firm, does a little bit of everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364649) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM Author: charismatic cobalt chapel chad u think one of the partners is hoping he's found his new mistress? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364660) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I don't know, but we definitely have one partner who likes em young, even if they basically admit they will be leaving in 2-3 years...which annoys the hell out of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364671) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth Can you hire me.
McGeorge. Top 75% of my class. steady work experience. Experienced in deposition, law and motion |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I don't think we can. Almost everyone we have either came from biglaw, or if not biglaw, a top 10 school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364678) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:43 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth ?? I got a top ten school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364683) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop McGeorge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364688) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1300577&forum_id=2#14937597 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364694) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:46 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop More like US News top 10 (or maybe top 14) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364704) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:47 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth :(. I got a 165 lsat though I'd be T10 if URM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364716) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop yeah, breh. I tried with another buddy with a similar resume and it went no where.
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:14 PM Author: Dun wild becky What class year mcg breh. I got the hookup in OC if you're 4 real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364913) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:20 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth 09-11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364967) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2015 3:48 AM Author: Dun wild becky We Def crossed paths then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27368052) |
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Date: February 24th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth 165 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27386987) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:38 PM Author: Idiotic metal senate Describe her blow job skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364640) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop not sure....yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364651) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM Author: cheese-eating sanctuary sounds like you are paying a PREMIUM for her college education (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364655) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM Author: irradiated flickering rehab turdskin lol and she's not even hot wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364657) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM Author: Misunderstood cruise ship pozpig retardedly high (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364659) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Milky insecure legend Definitely wasting money. There are plenty of older secretaries out there with a ton of work experience who would have taken the job at $65k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364667) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets agreed. this annoys me if true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364673) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM Author: charismatic cobalt chapel chad but who wants an old hag of a work wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364677) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth Cr for a hot young chick 40-45k is plenty,
60-65k for an experienced 35 year old with great bjs on the side |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets 60-65k you fucking own an experienced one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364686) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop yeah, I'm pretty annoyed. I like the idea of some young blood, but we could have gotten a hot 30 year old with work experience for this position for $65k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364687) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets get her out asap. fucking hell. do you even want to have a long term viable operation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364697) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:47 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop It really isn't my decision. I'm not on the hiring committee, so once I said I was ok with her as a secretary, I didn't get to further weigh in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364715) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM Author: carnelian public bath dingle berry You guys paid an objective 6 a whopping 65k as her first job out of college??
Why??!!????? Fukn shit man she isn't even a 7 |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop yeah, I'm ticked. I let our firm admin know this too.
Yeah, and she isn't even hot. I would have put up with it if she was.
You are getting me even more worked up now. |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:52 PM Author: carnelian public bath dingle berry What was the appx rank of her ugrad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364756) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop don't think it is ranked. It is a shitty California state u (ie: not a UC) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364769) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365011) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:33 PM Author: Jet-lagged bonkers step-uncle's house trust fund so she's certainly going to be fucking things up all the time too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365087) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:46 PM Author: cheese-eating sanctuary LOL at all the lawyers here getting MAF that a millennial got a decent-paying job out of college (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364703) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop well, I don't feel like subsidizing it, that is all. $50k would still have been decent, given that we do 401k matching, profit sharing, and have free health care for the employee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364722) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets get her outta there asap. christ who in your operations has pudding for brains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364766) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop might be too late. Not sure, someone does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364773) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:04 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets http://www.xvideos.com/video22801/milf_banged_at_work
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:08 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop she doesn't look like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364871) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:10 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets this flame just enrages me. FUCK!! I mad? Oh I mad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364882) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria goal in life Wait, I make this out of law school. Everyone says I'm a piece of shit for being paid so low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365009) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:29 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut 70k is good to very good for PI or gov work. If you're at a private firm, LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365053) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:56 PM Author: Misunderstood cruise ship pozpig good for her getting that $$$ but it's a bad business decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364786) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:50 PM Author: violent voyeur library lol wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364735) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:50 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop BTW, what does a tech company pay a STEM major fresh out of a middling state college? Do they even make $65k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364742) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:22 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage I made 80 in are country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364989) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:53 PM Author: carnelian public bath dingle berry My first job out of colle was 50k with the potential for a 15k bonus that I didn't get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364764) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets mine was in the fucking 20s (1990s humanities degree). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364778) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop where did you go to college? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364779) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage I made 80k first year out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364984) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:05 PM Author: Blue rigpig hominid LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364852) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:06 PM Author: hyperactive fluffy faggotry knife Protip: she someone important to the firm's kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364856) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:07 PM Author: charismatic cobalt chapel chad Aw yeah of course
How could nobody have suggested this yet? |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:09 PM Author: hyperactive fluffy faggotry knife they are blinded by the decent but not wonderful salary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364877) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:09 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop She isn't, believe me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364875) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:10 PM Author: hyperactive fluffy faggotry knife how would you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364880) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:12 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I'm a partner, know all the other partners involved in the decision, and she just isn't. It is more that one of our partners likes em young, and I'm too lazy to disagree with him....and apparently no one on our hiring committee understands what new college graduates are paid (since we just started hiring new grads to be secretaries) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364895) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:15 PM Author: hyperactive fluffy faggotry knife maybe she's a really good salary negotiator then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364922) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:16 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop No, that was our opening offer....unsurprisingly, she sent back the offer letter signed in about 30 minutes...I was forwarded the email string. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364937) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM Author: hyperactive fluffy faggotry knife maybe a typo in the offer letter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364954) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop No, I checked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364960) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:23 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage Smart girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364999) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:16 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets you are going to be pissed with the quality of work ... and the drama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364931) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:18 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I just wish she was hotter, I would have paid $65k for an 8+ new grad. I'm tired of the 70lb+ overweight 45 year old hispanic and black women. Is that so wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364945) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets no. not for plaintiffs PI. but ... wtf id be pissed. youve basically got to start over now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364962) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop We don't do any PI, but it is too late...the ship has sailed.
We are hiring another secretary which I can pick for my desk instead...I'm going to be much more involved in that. |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets you better be involved next time around bro.
you guys will never be secret slumlords at this rate |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Flesh razzle-dazzle space Get a position at one of those VCs in your area. They're full of 8+ nubile chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375868) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:07 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage Lol she should be making 35k. 65k is insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364860) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:08 PM Author: trip chocolate associate genital piercing her income is in the 99.9th percentile for her peers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364865) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:26 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut This is not 99.9 percentile for paralegal certified secretaries at non-small law firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365029) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:58 PM Author: trip chocolate associate genital piercing by peers I meant college grads with 0 experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365255) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:41 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop fuck a median "Legal Secretary I" on Salary.com in SF is $51k...and those include people with a lot more more experience than zero.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365587) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:41 PM Author: 180 mauve theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365594) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:13 PM Author: 180 mauve theater stage she should be maeking half that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364902) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut $65k is a reasonable salary for a secretary at a large ish firm who knows how to do paralegal stuff esp. in an ultra high COL area.
Don't be a dick. |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:26 PM Author: Vigorous state nibblets she wont know dick, flame encourager. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365024) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:56 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut is it hard to type with your finger in your kid's ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365241) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:41 AM Author: Misunderstood cruise ship pozpig Paralegal certificate + no work experience is at best a trainable potentially good secretary at some point. she doesnt know how to do anything yet and it will be at least a year before she is a competent paralegal who you can rely on. She should be making like $40k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375419) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage Oh what a patriarchy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365014) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:07 PM Author: diverse range kitty cat double what I make in the midwesttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366214) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:10 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the secretaries just pulled the $65k number out of some salary guide she had without consulting with partners and made the offer....some partners are kind of pissed and agree this should have been more like $45k, which for a new CSU grad, would still probably put her in the top third of her class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366236) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:13 PM Author: Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Gunner How much do you pay your firm administrator? She may be overpaid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366262) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:18 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop Like $160k-175k, can't remember exactly...she is supposed to be like a COO. She is actually really good otherwise, a big upgrade from our previous one, but this is a big mistake IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366282) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:19 PM Author: frum brethren some posters i know might do THAT job for $65K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366296) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:20 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop true. But the firm administrator has like 25 years of experience, so I don't think they could. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366303) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Gunner Whoa, that sounds pretty high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366314) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:35 PM Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria goal in life Yeah, Jesus fuckin Christ do you pay the janitors $100k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366406) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:10 AM Author: drunken passionate indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375802) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 11:47 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop that is market for someone who is the boss of like 25 people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366972) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:40 AM Author: Bateful Pearly Background Story so she gets paid version 165k to do cursory internet research, exercise zero critical thinking and then hire millenial secretaries with no work experience at 65k? i can tell you which one of the two needs to go and it isn't the millenial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375904) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:22 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop tbf, this is really the first major f-up she has had, and it isn't that major. also tbf, it is literally the first new college grad we ever hired for a secretary position...and the firm admin is a boomer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376093) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:58 PM Author: Bateful Pearly Background Story i guess, if u assume paying an extra 15k to 35k/yr till this chick is gone isnt a major f-up. unless u find some way to fire her that doesn't get u sued or unless she moves on quickly (and why would she at 65k with zero skills?) this is likely a 50k screwup at the least, and very possibly 100k or more
"the firm admin is a boomer" not helping her case |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:34 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366395) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:24 PM Author: appetizing tanning salon potus "we are wasting money" if you arent the head of the firm seems like boomerlogic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366334) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 11:48 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I'm a partner. $15k additional salary divided by the number of partners is my share of that cost. If I have to put up with a brand new secretary with no skills I'd at least like to have that extra cash in my pocket each year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366983) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:01 AM Author: Misunderstood cruise ship pozpig tcr. how many partners are there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375466) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:19 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop between 10 and 20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Doobsian Box Office extra $500 in your Boomer pocket each year v. 35% higher salary for a Millennial And we wonder why America is SHIT today |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:34 AM Author: maniacal crusty locale national security agency tbf for that salary they could have gotten someone much more experienced or much hotter. I'd be more pissed over that vs. the $500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375885) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:19 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop I'm not a boomer. I'm a young gen-x'r.
I was fine with a millennial....but for $65k we could have gotten either a hot millennial or one with like 5+ years of secretarial experience. We got neither. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:54 AM Author: appetizing tanning salon potus uh, no, they're wasting money. pay is well above market for no discernible reason. that's the definition of waste.
if they have a culture of high compensation or something, that'd be something else. but then they'd probably be getting better talent at $65k, which is the point of better pay.
yes, everyone in the boomer generation undervalues millennial talent / has no idea what it's like to compete in a roboconomy. no doubt. but if you're paying a fucking secretary $65k, they'd better be one amazing secretary, because you can afford one at that price. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:22 AM Author: maniacal crusty locale national security agency it is and you guys are retards for not knowing how much your could offer before you posted the job description and started interviewing people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375838) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:20 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop The partners knew. Firm admin it turns out went kind of rogue in making an offer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376085) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM Author: maniacal crusty locale national security agency someone isn't getting a bonus it sounds like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376965) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM Author: Flesh razzle-dazzle space Is she well connected at least? Can she make it rain? Seems cray that you're paying her as much as an entry level engineer. You could have just hired some poindexter engineer to program your office for the same salary. LJL at your firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375886) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Contagious center Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376552) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Supple preventive strike You should have just hired a man for $85k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376682) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM Author: purple cerebral crotch resort underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470800) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470932) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed arousing hospital place of business If not flame, you're paying her about twice what you need to. She was probably doing fucking back flips when she got the offer letter. ITE, $65k to start is basically ivy and top engineering. There's a good chance you idiots made her the single highest paid person from her graduating class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376821) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac school cafeteria goal in life ? People in NYPD make that much with overtime as rookies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376896) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM Author: spectacular business firm She's overpaid by $15K. Hopefully this motivates her not to start looking for a new job that pays $5K more, though.
I think that the real problem is that this raises the floor for everyone, and you can't pay the other new hire that you mentioned any less, and if she's more senior, you're going to have an $80K+ secretary. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth My firms have hired college grads from Berkeley Stanford UCLA for 12 an hour to start as assistants/paralegals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27377139) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Bateful Pearly Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470747) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:35 PM Author: wonderful persian juggernaut how is shitlaw like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470763) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: misanthropic ticket booth Sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27471090) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop Just looked at our salary list....we have two secretaries making $92 and $96k base....not including bonuses and 401k profit sharing...ho lee fuk, someone needs to get this place under control. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470736) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Bateful Pearly Background Story let's revisit that thought about boomer coo only having fukt up just this once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470752) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM Author: white death wish halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470786) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop tbf, those salaries were set well before her time. that is the problem, these dumb 3-5% COLA increases...and these secretaries have been around for like 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470915) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM Author: Sooty floppy mood well bro with all that cash she can sure buy a lot of cannabis now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470919) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470944) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: histrionic scarlet stage new secretary. Ross. 65k. new college grad. Ross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470937) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: white death wish halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27471084) |
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM Author: Racy prole Lol I've been working 60-70 hr weeks for four years and I'm making 10k less than her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27471049) |