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Hired a new secretary, new college grad. Paying $65k. Seems high

Right? With great benefits. This is in the Bay Area, but s...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
what. the. fuck?
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the se...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
top third? more like top 5% considering most won't have actu...
chocolate stain
  02/23/15
sounds like you should pay her more just to try and cop thos...
Honey-headed cuckoldry clown
  02/23/15
I'll be your secretary for 65k
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
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pungent floppy nibblets
  02/21/15
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Judgmental Public Bath
  03/11/15
lulz Crazy to think that there are many starting (or othe...
pungent floppy nibblets
  02/21/15
I'm kind of ticked at our hiring committee for wasting our m...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
Are you a partner, what kind of firm
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
yes. 30-70 lawyer firm, does a little bit of everything.
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
u think one of the partners is hoping he's found his new mis...
pungent floppy nibblets
  02/21/15
I don't know, but we definitely have one partner who likes e...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
Can you hire me. McGeorge. Top 75% of my class. stea...
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
I don't think we can. Almost everyone we have either came f...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
?? I got a top ten school
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
McGeorge?
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1300577&fo...
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
More like US News top 10 (or maybe top 14)
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
:(. I got a 165 lsat though I'd be T10 if URM
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
yeah, breh. I tried with another buddy with a similar resum...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
What class year mcg breh. I got the hookup in OC if you're 4...
dun beady-eyed french chef trump supporter
  02/21/15
09-11
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
We Def crossed paths then.
dun beady-eyed french chef trump supporter
  02/22/15
165
blathering puppy hospital
  02/24/15
Describe her blow job skills.
self-centered forum
  02/21/15
not sure....yet
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
sounds like you are paying a PREMIUM for her college educati...
cream lascivious headpube immigrant
  02/21/15
lol and she's not even hot wtf
Harsh theatre legend
  02/21/15
retardedly high
Big-titted white mother crackhouse
  02/21/15
Definitely wasting money. There are plenty of older secretar...
bat-shit-crazy cobalt legal warrant
  02/21/15
agreed. this annoys me if true.
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
but who wants an old hag of a work wife?
pungent floppy nibblets
  02/21/15
Cr for a hot young chick 40-45k is plenty, 60-65k for an ...
blathering puppy hospital
  02/21/15
60-65k you fucking own an experienced one
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
yeah, I'm pretty annoyed. I like the idea of some young bl...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
get her out asap. fucking hell. do you even want to have a...
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
It really isn't my decision. I'm not on the hiring committe...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
You guys paid an objective 6 a whopping 65k as her first job...
Odious yapping foreskin
  02/21/15
yeah, I'm ticked. I let our firm admin know this too. Ye...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
What was the appx rank of her ugrad
Odious yapping foreskin
  02/21/15
don't think it is ranked. It is a shitty California state u...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
ljl
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
so she's certainly going to be fucking things up all the tim...
insane demanding black woman stock car
  02/21/15
LOL at all the lawyers here getting MAF that a millennial go...
cream lascivious headpube immigrant
  02/21/15
well, I don't feel like subsidizing it, that is all. $50k wo...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
get her outta there asap. christ who in your operations has...
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
might be too late. Not sure, someone does.
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
http://www.xvideos.com/video22801/milf_banged_at_work
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
she doesn't look like that
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
this flame just enrages me. FUCK!! I mad? Oh I mad!
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
Wait, I make this out of law school. Everyone says I'm a pie...
walnut fragrant office
  02/21/15
70k is good to very good for PI or gov work. If you're at a ...
orange people who are hurt persian
  02/21/15
good for her getting that $$$ but it's a bad business decisi...
Big-titted white mother crackhouse
  02/21/15
lol wat
bonkers chrome bawdyhouse
  02/21/15
BTW, what does a tech company pay a STEM major fresh out of ...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
I made 80 in are country.
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
My first job out of colle was 50k with the potential for a 1...
Odious yapping foreskin
  02/21/15
mine was in the fucking 20s (1990s humanities degree).
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
where did you go to college?
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
I made 80k first year out
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
LJL
elite tattoo boiling water
  02/21/15
Protip: she someone important to the firm's kid
stirring light chad
  02/21/15
Aw yeah of course How could nobody have suggested this ye...
pungent floppy nibblets
  02/21/15
they are blinded by the decent but not wonderful salary
stirring light chad
  02/21/15
She isn't, believe me.
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
how would you know?
stirring light chad
  02/21/15
I'm a partner, know all the other partners involved in the d...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
maybe she's a really good salary negotiator then
stirring light chad
  02/21/15
No, that was our opening offer....unsurprisingly, she sent b...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
maybe a typo in the offer letter?
stirring light chad
  02/21/15
No, I checked.
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
Smart girl
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
you are going to be pissed with the quality of work ... and ...
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
I just wish she was hotter, I would have paid $65k for an 8+...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
no. not for plaintiffs PI. but ... wtf id be pissed. youv...
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
We don't do any PI, but it is too late...the ship has sailed...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
you better be involved next time around bro. you guys wil...
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
Get a position at one of those VCs in your area. They're ful...
Nubile azn step-uncle's house
  02/23/15
Lol she should be making 35k. 65k is insane
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
her income is in the 99.9th percentile for her peers
Nofapping Carmine University
  02/21/15
This is not 99.9 percentile for paralegal certified secretar...
orange people who are hurt persian
  02/21/15
by peers I meant college grads with 0 experience
Nofapping Carmine University
  02/21/15
fuck a median "Legal Secretary I" on Salary.com in...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
...
Trip den associate
  02/21/15
she should be maeking half that.
Trip den associate
  02/21/15
$65k is a reasonable salary for a secretary at a large ish f...
orange people who are hurt persian
  02/21/15
she wont know dick, flame encourager.
mint insecure coldplay fan
  02/21/15
is it hard to type with your finger in your kid's ass?
orange people who are hurt persian
  02/21/15
Paralegal certificate + no work experience is at best a trai...
Big-titted white mother crackhouse
  02/23/15
Oh what a patriarchy
Exciting angry feces ratface
  02/21/15
double what I make in the midwesttt
bistre thriller mediation filthpig
  02/21/15
Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the sec...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
How much do you pay your firm administrator? She may be ove...
Startling coffee pot
  02/21/15
Like $160k-175k, can't remember exactly...she is supposed to...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
some posters i know might do THAT job for $65K
Copper Becky
  02/21/15
true. But the firm administrator has like 25 years of exper...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
Whoa, that sounds pretty high.
Startling coffee pot
  02/21/15
Yeah, Jesus fuckin Christ do you pay the janitors $100k?
walnut fragrant office
  02/21/15
...
Jet-lagged Spot Famous Landscape Painting
  02/23/15
that is market for someone who is the boss of like 25 people
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
so she gets paid version 165k to do cursory internet researc...
Shimmering slimy parlor
  02/23/15
tbf, this is really the first major f-up she has had, and it...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/23/15
i guess, if u assume paying an extra 15k to 35k/yr till this...
Shimmering slimy parlor
  02/23/15
LOL
orange people who are hurt persian
  02/21/15
"we are wasting money" if you arent the head of th...
Aromatic point sweet tailpipe
  02/21/15
I'm a partner. $15k additional salary divided by the number...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/21/15
tcr. how many partners are there?
Big-titted white mother crackhouse
  02/23/15
between 10 and 20
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/23/15
extra $500 in your Boomer pocket each year v. 35% higher sal...
Sexy metal pervert senate
  02/23/15
tbf for that salary they could have gotten someone much more...
indigo galvanic boltzmann
  02/23/15
I'm not a boomer. I'm a young gen-x'r. I was fine with a...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/23/15
uh, no, they're wasting money. pay is well above market for ...
Aromatic point sweet tailpipe
  02/23/15
it is and you guys are retards for not knowing how much your...
indigo galvanic boltzmann
  02/23/15
The partners knew. Firm admin it turns out went kind of rog...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  02/23/15
someone isn't getting a bonus it sounds like
indigo galvanic boltzmann
  02/23/15
Is she well connected at least? Can she make it rain? Seems ...
Nubile azn step-uncle's house
  02/23/15
Ljl
Lime Gaping
  02/23/15
You should have just hired a man for $85k.
Bull headed cuck national
  02/23/15
underrated
garnet temple
  03/11/15
...
Exciting angry feces ratface
  03/11/15
If not flame, you're paying her about twice what you need to...
hairraiser maroon doctorate
  02/23/15
? People in NYPD make that much with overtime as rookies.
walnut fragrant office
  02/23/15
She's overpaid by $15K. Hopefully this motivates her not to...
maize fat ankles mad cow disease
  02/23/15
My firms have hired college grads from Berkeley Stanford UCL...
blathering puppy hospital
  02/23/15
...
Shimmering slimy parlor
  03/11/15
how is shitlaw like?
orange people who are hurt persian
  03/11/15
Sucks
blathering puppy hospital
  03/11/15
Just looked at our salary list....we have two secretaries ma...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  03/11/15
let's revisit that thought about boomer coo only having fukt...
Shimmering slimy parlor
  03/11/15
...
Judgmental Public Bath
  03/11/15
tbf, those salaries were set well before her time. that is ...
Arousing Thirsty Center
  03/11/15
well bro with all that cash she can sure buy a lot of cannab...
multi-colored ruby church building
  03/11/15
...
Exciting angry feces ratface
  03/11/15
new secretary. Ross. 65k. new college grad. Ross
Dashing Rambunctious Area Prole
  03/11/15
...
Judgmental Public Bath
  03/11/15
Lol I've been working 60-70 hr weeks for four years and I'm ...
Black station shitlib
  03/11/15


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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

Right? With great benefits. This is in the Bay Area, but still. She is a 2014 CSU grad who had one job for like 5 months and has no skills other than a paralegal certificate. Pretty sure she would have been ecstatic if we paid her $50k right? Thinking we are wasting some money here, which annoys me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364596)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

what. the. fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364661)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the secretaries just pulled the $65k number out of some salary guide she had without consulting with partners and made the offer....some partners are kind of pissed and agree this should have been more like $45k, which for a new CSU grad, would still probably put her in the top third of her class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365863)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: chocolate stain

top third? more like top 5% considering most won't have actual employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376566)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Honey-headed cuckoldry clown

sounds like you should pay her more just to try and cop those time travel secrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375806)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

I'll be your secretary for 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364607)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: pungent floppy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364614)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470755)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: pungent floppy nibblets

lulz

Crazy to think that there are many starting (or otherwise) lawyers these days not even making that much

Also: rate her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364613)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I'm kind of ticked at our hiring committee for wasting our money.

She is a solid 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364624)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

Are you a partner, what kind of firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364639)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

yes. 30-70 lawyer firm, does a little bit of everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364649)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: pungent floppy nibblets

u think one of the partners is hoping he's found his new mistress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364660)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I don't know, but we definitely have one partner who likes em young, even if they basically admit they will be leaving in 2-3 years...which annoys the hell out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364671)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

Can you hire me.

McGeorge.

Top 75% of my class.

steady work experience.

Experienced in deposition, law and motion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364665)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I don't think we can. Almost everyone we have either came from biglaw, or if not biglaw, a top 10 school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364678)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

?? I got a top ten school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364683)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

McGeorge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364688)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1300577&forum_id=2#14937597

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364694)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

More like US News top 10 (or maybe top 14)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364704)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

:(. I got a 165 lsat though I'd be T10 if URM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364716)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

yeah, breh. I tried with another buddy with a similar resume and it went no where.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364727)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:14 PM
Author: dun beady-eyed french chef trump supporter

What class year mcg breh. I got the hookup in OC if you're 4 real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364913)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

09-11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364967)



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Date: February 22nd, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: dun beady-eyed french chef trump supporter

We Def crossed paths then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27368052)



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Date: February 24th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27386987)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: self-centered forum

Describe her blow job skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364640)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

not sure....yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364651)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: cream lascivious headpube immigrant

sounds like you are paying a PREMIUM for her college education

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364655)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Harsh theatre legend

lol and she's not even hot wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364657)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Big-titted white mother crackhouse

retardedly high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364659)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cobalt legal warrant

Definitely wasting money. There are plenty of older secretaries out there with a ton of work experience who would have taken the job at $65k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364667)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

agreed. this annoys me if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364673)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: pungent floppy nibblets

but who wants an old hag of a work wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364677)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

Cr for a hot young chick 40-45k is plenty,

60-65k for an experienced 35 year old with great bjs on the side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364680)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

60-65k you fucking own an experienced one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364686)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

yeah, I'm pretty annoyed. I like the idea of some young blood, but we could have gotten a hot 30 year old with work experience for this position for $65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364687)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

get her out asap. fucking hell. do you even want to have a long term viable operation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364697)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

It really isn't my decision. I'm not on the hiring committee, so once I said I was ok with her as a secretary, I didn't get to further weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364715)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Odious yapping foreskin

You guys paid an objective 6 a whopping 65k as her first job out of college??

Why??!!????? Fukn shit man she isn't even a 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364689)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:45 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

yeah, I'm ticked. I let our firm admin know this too.

Yeah, and she isn't even hot. I would have put up with it if she was.

You are getting me even more worked up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364698)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:52 PM
Author: Odious yapping foreskin

What was the appx rank of her ugrad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364756)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

don't think it is ranked. It is a shitty California state u (ie: not a UC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364769)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365011)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: insane demanding black woman stock car

so she's certainly going to be fucking things up all the time too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365087)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: cream lascivious headpube immigrant

LOL at all the lawyers here getting MAF that a millennial got a decent-paying job out of college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364703)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

well, I don't feel like subsidizing it, that is all. $50k would still have been decent, given that we do 401k matching, profit sharing, and have free health care for the employee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364722)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

get her outta there asap. christ who in your operations has pudding for brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364766)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

might be too late. Not sure, someone does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364773)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

http://www.xvideos.com/video22801/milf_banged_at_work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364846)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

she doesn't look like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364871)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

this flame just enrages me. FUCK!! I mad? Oh I mad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364882)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: walnut fragrant office

Wait, I make this out of law school. Everyone says I'm a piece of shit for being paid so low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365009)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

70k is good to very good for PI or gov work. If you're at a private firm, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365053)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: Big-titted white mother crackhouse

good for her getting that $$$ but it's a bad business decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364786)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: bonkers chrome bawdyhouse

lol wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364735)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

BTW, what does a tech company pay a STEM major fresh out of a middling state college? Do they even make $65k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364742)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

I made 80 in are country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364989)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:53 PM
Author: Odious yapping foreskin

My first job out of colle was 50k with the potential for a 15k bonus that I didn't get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364764)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

mine was in the fucking 20s (1990s humanities degree).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364778)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

where did you go to college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364779)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

I made 80k first year out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364984)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: elite tattoo boiling water

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364852)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: stirring light chad

Protip: she someone important to the firm's kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364856)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: pungent floppy nibblets

Aw yeah of course

How could nobody have suggested this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364863)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: stirring light chad

they are blinded by the decent but not wonderful salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364877)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

She isn't, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364875)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: stirring light chad

how would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364880)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I'm a partner, know all the other partners involved in the decision, and she just isn't. It is more that one of our partners likes em young, and I'm too lazy to disagree with him....and apparently no one on our hiring committee understands what new college graduates are paid (since we just started hiring new grads to be secretaries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364895)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: stirring light chad

maybe she's a really good salary negotiator then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364922)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

No, that was our opening offer....unsurprisingly, she sent back the offer letter signed in about 30 minutes...I was forwarded the email string.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364937)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM
Author: stirring light chad

maybe a typo in the offer letter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364954)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

No, I checked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364960)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

Smart girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364999)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

you are going to be pissed with the quality of work ... and the drama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364931)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I just wish she was hotter, I would have paid $65k for an 8+ new grad. I'm tired of the 70lb+ overweight 45 year old hispanic and black women. Is that so wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364945)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:19 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

no. not for plaintiffs PI. but ... wtf id be pissed. youve basically got to start over now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364962)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

We don't do any PI, but it is too late...the ship has sailed.

We are hiring another secretary which I can pick for my desk instead...I'm going to be much more involved in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364975)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

you better be involved next time around bro.

you guys will never be secret slumlords at this rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364983)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Nubile azn step-uncle's house

Get a position at one of those VCs in your area. They're full of 8+ nubile chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375868)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

Lol she should be making 35k. 65k is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364860)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Nofapping Carmine University

her income is in the 99.9th percentile for her peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364865)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

This is not 99.9 percentile for paralegal certified secretaries at non-small law firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365029)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Nofapping Carmine University

by peers I meant college grads with 0 experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365255)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

fuck a median "Legal Secretary I" on Salary.com in SF is $51k...and those include people with a lot more more experience than zero....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365587)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Trip den associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365594)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: Trip den associate

she should be maeking half that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27364902)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

$65k is a reasonable salary for a secretary at a large ish firm who knows how to do paralegal stuff esp. in an ultra high COL area.

Don't be a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365013)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: mint insecure coldplay fan

she wont know dick, flame encourager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365024)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

is it hard to type with your finger in your kid's ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365241)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:41 AM
Author: Big-titted white mother crackhouse

Paralegal certificate + no work experience is at best a trainable potentially good secretary at some point. she doesnt know how to do anything yet and it will be at least a year before she is a competent paralegal who you can rely on. She should be making like $40k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375419)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface

Oh what a patriarchy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27365014)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: bistre thriller mediation filthpig

double what I make in the midwesttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366214)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

Update. Turns out our firm administrator who manages the secretaries just pulled the $65k number out of some salary guide she had without consulting with partners and made the offer....some partners are kind of pissed and agree this should have been more like $45k, which for a new CSU grad, would still probably put her in the top third of her class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366236)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: Startling coffee pot

How much do you pay your firm administrator? She may be overpaid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366262)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

Like $160k-175k, can't remember exactly...she is supposed to be like a COO. She is actually really good otherwise, a big upgrade from our previous one, but this is a big mistake IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366282)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Copper Becky

some posters i know might do THAT job for $65K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366296)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

true. But the firm administrator has like 25 years of experience, so I don't think they could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366303)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Startling coffee pot

Whoa, that sounds pretty high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366314)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: walnut fragrant office

Yeah, Jesus fuckin Christ do you pay the janitors $100k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366406)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:10 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Spot Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375802)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

that is market for someone who is the boss of like 25 people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366972)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Shimmering slimy parlor

so she gets paid version 165k to do cursory internet research, exercise zero critical thinking and then hire millenial secretaries with no work experience at 65k? i can tell you which one of the two needs to go and it isn't the millenial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375904)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

tbf, this is really the first major f-up she has had, and it isn't that major. also tbf, it is literally the first new college grad we ever hired for a secretary position...and the firm admin is a boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Shimmering slimy parlor

i guess, if u assume paying an extra 15k to 35k/yr till this chick is gone isnt a major f-up. unless u find some way to fire her that doesn't get u sued or unless she moves on quickly (and why would she at 65k with zero skills?) this is likely a 50k screwup at the least, and very possibly 100k or more

"the firm admin is a boomer"

not helping her case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376929)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366395)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Aromatic point sweet tailpipe

"we are wasting money" if you arent the head of the firm seems like boomerlogic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366334)



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Date: February 21st, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I'm a partner. $15k additional salary divided by the number of partners is my share of that cost. If I have to put up with a brand new secretary with no skills I'd at least like to have that extra cash in my pocket each year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27366983)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: Big-titted white mother crackhouse

tcr. how many partners are there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375466)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

between 10 and 20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376080)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Sexy metal pervert senate

extra $500 in your Boomer pocket each year v. 35% higher salary for a Millennial

And we wonder why America is SHIT today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375878)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: indigo galvanic boltzmann

tbf for that salary they could have gotten someone much more experienced or much hotter. I'd be more pissed over that vs. the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

I'm not a boomer. I'm a young gen-x'r.

I was fine with a millennial....but for $65k we could have gotten either a hot millennial or one with like 5+ years of secretarial experience. We got neither.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376076)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:54 AM
Author: Aromatic point sweet tailpipe

uh, no, they're wasting money. pay is well above market for no discernible reason. that's the definition of waste.

if they have a culture of high compensation or something, that'd be something else. but then they'd probably be getting better talent at $65k, which is the point of better pay.

yes, everyone in the boomer generation undervalues millennial talent / has no idea what it's like to compete in a roboconomy. no doubt. but if you're paying a fucking secretary $65k, they'd better be one amazing secretary, because you can afford one at that price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375436)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: indigo galvanic boltzmann

it is and you guys are retards for not knowing how much your could offer before you posted the job description and started interviewing people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375838)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

The partners knew. Firm admin it turns out went kind of rogue in making an offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: indigo galvanic boltzmann

someone isn't getting a bonus it sounds like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376965)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Nubile azn step-uncle's house

Is she well connected at least? Can she make it rain? Seems cray that you're paying her as much as an entry level engineer. You could have just hired some poindexter engineer to program your office for the same salary. LJL at your firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27375886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Lime Gaping

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376552)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Bull headed cuck national

You should have just hired a man for $85k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376682)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: garnet temple

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470800)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470932)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: hairraiser maroon doctorate

If not flame, you're paying her about twice what you need to. She was probably doing fucking back flips when she got the offer letter. ITE, $65k to start is basically ivy and top engineering. There's a good chance you idiots made her the single highest paid person from her graduating class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376821)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: walnut fragrant office

? People in NYPD make that much with overtime as rookies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27376896)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: maize fat ankles mad cow disease

She's overpaid by $15K. Hopefully this motivates her not to start looking for a new job that pays $5K more, though.

I think that the real problem is that this raises the floor for everyone, and you can't pay the other new hire that you mentioned any less, and if she's more senior, you're going to have an $80K+ secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27377104)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

My firms have hired college grads from Berkeley Stanford UCLA for 12 an hour to start as assistants/paralegals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27377139)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Shimmering slimy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470747)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: orange people who are hurt persian

how is shitlaw like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470763)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: blathering puppy hospital

Sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27471090)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

Just looked at our salary list....we have two secretaries making $92 and $96k base....not including bonuses and 401k profit sharing...ho lee fuk, someone needs to get this place under control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470736)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Shimmering slimy parlor

let's revisit that thought about boomer coo only having fukt up just this once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470752)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470786)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Arousing Thirsty Center

tbf, those salaries were set well before her time. that is the problem, these dumb 3-5% COLA increases...and these secretaries have been around for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470915)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby church building

well bro with all that cash she can sure buy a lot of cannabis now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470919)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Exciting angry feces ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470944)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing Rambunctious Area Prole

new secretary. Ross. 65k. new college grad. Ross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814355&forum_id=2#27470937)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Public Bath



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Black station shitlib

Lol I've been working 60-70 hr weeks for four years and I'm making 10k less than her

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