whokebe traveled back to 1962 to stop mr jinx' birth
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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: Swollen Trump Supporter Library
Tired of being mr. jinx's enema pig, whok knew full well that assassination to death was not a viable option, for he could face life in prison if things didn't go as planned. Too many video cameras hiding around these days, no real way to hide it for sure.
But after 10 straight years of human pighood, whok couldn't think of any other options... "wait!" reflected whok. "I could go back in time and prevent jinx' parents from ever conceiving him!" hypothesized a naive, gullible whok. This is how he began scheming his plan. It seemed like the perfect plan. If only life was perfect.
Sadly, the time machine man fucked up, and whok was taken back to 1972 instead, where he was met with a 10-year-old jinx. The chemistry didn't take long to manifest itself, and jinx began to bully the shit out of whok, calling him "dick-face".
"Oh well, I'm doomed to be a human pig for life" muttered whok in resignation, as he entered the little appartment he shared with jinx to take part in yet another ass-railing session.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826437&forum_id=2#27461568)
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