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anyone else get banned from JD Underground?

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit bu...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
banned under all my monikers
Fighting Institution Lettuce
  02/20/17
You could talk about shitlaw to me brother
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
u in shitlaw?
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
Yeah man I hate it so much
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefit...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
...
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack fr...
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
this
Provocative sooty chapel gaping
  03/10/15
if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same...
Provocative sooty chapel gaping
  03/10/15
why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts...
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
...
Provocative sooty chapel gaping
  03/10/15
...
bat-shit-crazy space giraffe
  03/10/15
Update?
zippy cobalt public bath depressive
  11/13/18
...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  11/14/18
Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What wa...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impo...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Tabl...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
recovering shitlawyer. who were you?
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
Were you a shitlawyer too
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worke...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a ...
wild temple
  03/10/15
glad to see i left an impression, brother.
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
sandawg
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your w...
Big abusive azn parlour
  03/10/15
Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so m...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.
wild temple
  03/10/15
.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he l...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
MnAttny
wild temple
  03/10/15
Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread m...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. M...
wild temple
  03/10/15
I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lo...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  03/10/15
I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
You know Naksala posts here?
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
What happened in your date with MNEM
Pearl box office
  02/20/17
Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
LOL
bearded dragon
  03/10/15
Is JDU down right now?
bat-shit-crazy space giraffe
  03/10/15
Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email req...
ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo
  03/10/15
Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.
house-broken carmine roast beef
  03/10/15
Depressed in my shitlaw office now
Pearl box office
  03/10/15
' ' ' biglaw '
Provocative sooty chapel gaping
  03/10/15
Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through thr...
trip azure senate
  03/10/15
180 never saw this
Pearl box office
  02/20/17
I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 ...
Smoky comical community account
  03/10/15
...
talking insanely creepy sweet tailpipe
  02/20/17
JFC
lavender jet-lagged macaca multi-billionaire
  02/20/17
...
Diverse Dog Poop Ape
  02/08/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

I got banned from there about a year and a half ago. Shit burns me up. It's not fair I don't get to talk about shitlaw to shitlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462335)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Fighting Institution Lettuce

banned under all my monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660210)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Pearl box office

You could talk about shitlaw to me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462340)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

u in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462356)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Pearl box office

Yeah man I hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462360)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

how many years in? practice area? firm size? salary? benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462411)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Pearl box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462425)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

brother, i am sorry to hear that. any way out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462438)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Pearl box office

No I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attack from fears of getting berated. I hate my job more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462444)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Provocative sooty chapel gaping

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462509)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Pearl box office

if i made biglaw salary this would be a lot more tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462769)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Provocative sooty chapel gaping

that wears off after like 2 months...then its still the same shit...ur saving more money but ur life doesnt improve at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462805)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

why not do something else? i have a friend who does sales (loan officer) and makes anywhere from 150-200k a year. he's a chill, fratty outgoing dood tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27462821)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Pearl box office

I'm a depressed aspie skillless autistic dork who megapoasts on xo. If I could get any other job I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463403)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Provocative sooty chapel gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463421)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy space giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463440)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: zippy cobalt public bath depressive

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37224032)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#37229532)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Dude, we probably got banned at the same exact time. What was your moniker? This place is a billion times better anyways, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463408)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

john john planecrash. the admin of that place tried to impose a rule against use of the term "shitlaw" and he created a subforum for biglaw. dude, your board is a shitlaw board and shitlawyers post on it. embrace it, you fucking gook nerd. so i made a bunch of posts ridiculing him for having slanty eyes and he banned me for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Yeah, man, I remember you. You were part of the Counsel Table too with Mnem, CatherineWheel, TexLaw, and that crew. Good times. You are a good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463815)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

recovering shitlawyer. who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Pearl box office

Were you a shitlawyer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463842)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

yeah, when i graduated i couldn't find a job for shit. worked in ID for about a year, then ended up working for a solo who did management-side labor and employment. i work at one of the national L&E firms now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463909)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: wild temple

Nothing like opening an innocent looking link only to see a teddy bear propped up next to a throbbing erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464639)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

glad to see i left an impression, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464721)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

sandawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463847)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Big abusive azn parlour

No shit. Not gonna out myself here, but totally love your website!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464629)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Thanks bro. I should finish it. I have about a dozen or so more to post. I've been debating taking it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465596)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: wild temple

Former alum chiming in as well. Don't forget .exe and ODR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463850)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

.exe was before my time. Him and Texlaw were dating and he left CT before I joined.

I should killself for not mentioning ODR. Who were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463861)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: wild temple

MnAttny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463874)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Oh, you had that one classic wife thread. Bro, that thread may have hit 1,000 posts over here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463890)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: wild temple

I think it did hit 1,000. Kinda spiraled out of control. My favorite thread I created was findcj the children's story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463908)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

I remember it was up to like 350 posts at one point which is crazy for that place. I think my most popular thread was one where I asked for advice on what to wear for a blind date and then after that thread was over 100 posts I revealed that my date was with Mnem which threw it into the stratosphere.

I don't know if I remember the findcj thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463927)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape

this is going back to like 2007, but does anyone remember lonelyfridaynights? shitlaw poet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464052)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

I don't, but I didn't discover JDU until 2011.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464099)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

You know Naksala posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464110)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Pearl box office

What happened in your date with MNEM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659661)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Just remembered unfrozenlawyer. She was cool as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27465603)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: bearded dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467072)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy space giraffe

Is JDU down right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463445)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: ultramarine fluffy nursing home ceo

Anyone notice how that despite also having an .edu email requirement, there seems to be dozens of new posters every time you log on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463458)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: house-broken carmine roast beef

Nah got banned from LSD back in the day though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463814)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Pearl box office

Depressed in my shitlaw office now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27463836)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Provocative sooty chapel gaping

' ' ' biglaw '

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464008)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: trip azure senate

Fellow mcg alum I've been there before. Suffered through three years of shitlaw before copping chill fratty low 100k midlaw. It can get better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27464579)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Pearl box office

180 never saw this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32659670)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Smoky comical community account

I did shitlaw for one year and will never forget when my 50 year old shrew boss (skinny blond who looked haggard) brought her husband into the office. He was 6'5", black, and jacked. She had pictures of her ex-husband (dorky white dude who had previously been in the office on multiple occasions) and her children in her office.

She almost fired me once because I had a gigantic mess of papers on my desk (i had a tiny cubicle) and was caught being on espn.com on "multiple occasions."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#27467145)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: talking insanely creepy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660247)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: lavender jet-lagged macaca multi-billionaire

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#32660437)



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Date: February 8th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Diverse Dog Poop Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826562&forum_id=2#41909534)