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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

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wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
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180 Made me LOL Thx
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seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
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Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
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180 moniker
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Ty friend.
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[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant

Ouch

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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: gaped lime milk

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Irradiated hunting ground boltzmann

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Dark irate parlor international law enforcement agency

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating mint home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: marvelous kitchen persian



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Erotic range clown

lol shit

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Citrine area volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Titillating field ratface



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: violent really tough guy cuckold

JFC

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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: fragrant piazza

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Greedy windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Irradiated hunting ground boltzmann

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: tantric pea-brained garrison nowag



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Thriller disturbing fortuitous meteor mother



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Azure state mood

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: gaped lime milk

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Copper razzmatazz plaza haunted graveyard

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Citrine area volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Pale frisky bawdyhouse

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: adventurous spot sandwich

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed brindle abode



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Comical White Stag Film Legal Warrant



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Citrine area volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: violent really tough guy cuckold

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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Exciting church building



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Chestnut Public Bath Gay Wizard

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed brindle abode



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Yapping pink shrine

i want to murder all biglawyers

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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating mint home



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: pearl stirring property

actual email

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: violent really tough guy cuckold



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: gaped lime milk

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: tantric pea-brained garrison nowag



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: laughsome avocado hall digit ratio



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Greedy windowlicker



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: nighttime slate address

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: tantric pea-brained garrison nowag

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling school cafeteria



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: tantric pea-brained garrison nowag



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761305)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172828)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house

Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467031)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: impressive hell laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467395)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467453)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Confused striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467697)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating domesticated hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469789)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Razzle Smoky People Who Are Hurt Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27501347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Yapping pink shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673413)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: mauve private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963041)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: floppy gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760647)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: coiffed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467150)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: zombie-like stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467339)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Spectacular sable trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: marvelous kitchen persian

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 180 death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Center Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468658)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469721)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: pearl stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469758)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Odious Nofapping Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470889)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: chrome maniacal space tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492883)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: laughsome avocado hall digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673381)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: fragrant piazza

pukes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673404)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Greedy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685352)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: maize institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28162730)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Sexy bossy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334236)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: impertinent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335748)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: chrome maniacal space tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258480)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761307)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: light point

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473371)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: impertinent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258029)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: bateful box office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467160)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Glittery seedy love of her life house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467245)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious location alpha

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: charismatic mischievous kitty

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Vivacious location alpha

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Titillating field ratface

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: exhilarant bespoke locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473221)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: gaped lime milk

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Splenetic multi-colored whorehouse knife

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Erotic range clown

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Vigorous effete faggotry

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Citrine area volcanic crater

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Greedy windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685356)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: rose native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Titillating field ratface

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Church Multi-billionaire

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Center Psychic

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468656)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: impertinent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468675)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Drunken crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470766)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: adventurous spot sandwich

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27471306)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: gaped lime milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492544)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Yapping pink shrine

brunch cancer is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673394)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: green chest-beating casino

:=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28955009)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Sexy bossy stead

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334241)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Sexy bossy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258535)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Bipolar dashing national brethren

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258545)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: gaped lime milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467375)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: galvanic rehab mad-dog skullcap

god's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468711)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant

Lol look what I started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468825)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: boyish corner

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826535&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469730)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469794)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Translucent Pistol Chapel

And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470428)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: violent really tough guy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470936)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling peach skinny woman brunch

As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken eyes. "I never even got to see my name at the top of the associate hours list ..." They begin to fall, glistening in the light on his pale, gaunt, face. The face of a man whom death has claimed. "I never got to experience 3,000 hours. Oh GOD, why have I wasted my life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671831)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: gaped lime milk

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473164)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Jade fat ankles partner

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493160)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: gaped lime milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493424)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Charcoal curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334183)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: fragrant piazza

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28962986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Bipolar dashing national brethren

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258551)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: gaped lime milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671637)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334107)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: metal menage

Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673437)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685328)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Tripping degenerate

Took the risk averse route: lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334120)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: iridescent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334579)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Exciting church building

After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathered to partake in a moment of silent reflection. Unfortunately, one of the deceased's co-workers, a paunchy 8th year slouched in a rear pew, accidentally put his blackberry on 'speaker' mode when he dialed into a conference call he intended to furtively listen in on during the service. The serene, palpably spiritual silence is broken by an abrasive middle aged voice crackling through the blackberry's regrettably powerful speaker:

'Hello? Who just joined?!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335740)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: Drunken crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258461)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buck-toothed Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258508)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28954875)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: nighttime slate address

180's all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963080)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: impertinent tanning salon

On balance, in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963275)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Motley sex offender

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963343)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29333234)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Lascivious lake lodge patrolman

this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29692136)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Ruby Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257936)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling peach skinny woman brunch

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic rehab mad-dog skullcap

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317815)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Orchestra Pit Rigor

Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical trials for your cancer? Expert reports are due in August, and it would be great if you could help the team out by giving us one more month. Thank. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317833)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: aggressive clear market generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317840)