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Author: pearl harsh gaming laptop



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: arrogant tan internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: arrogant tan internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470630)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470633)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470642)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: cream plaza water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972282)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio

wwop. rate this scholar:

http://australiangoldenretrieverbreeders.com/assets/stock-footage-golden-retriever-dog-reading-a-book.jpg

http://static5.depositphotos.com/1000604/475/i/950/depositphotos_4755881-Golden-retriever-learning.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470650)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: bateful crimson dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476979)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: drunken house son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470657)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: vengeful white ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470661)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470685)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470695)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Friendly Grandma Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470807)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470908)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470930)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470971)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471522)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Zippy boltzmann spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479163)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: shivering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583773)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Abusive rigor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497620)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: 180 rehab

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470709)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470718)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: flirting old irish cottage institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470720)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Deranged insecure legal warrant roast beef

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470744)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: magenta chad theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497365)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Deranged insecure legal warrant roast beef

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470799)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Friendly Grandma Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470808)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: pearl harsh gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470812)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470816)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470827)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant tan internal respiration

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse hissy fit

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488608)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: citrine razzle foreskin national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: .,;,,.;,,.,;,.:.,,;;.;.,.;,;,.;,,:,.;;.....:..,.:;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#40582883)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: drunken house son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470852)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470904)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Opaque Histrionic Office

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470914)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470933)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470945)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: irradiated temple candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471116)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: vengeful white ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471480)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: drunken house son of senegal

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Deranged insecure legal warrant roast beef

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471669)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471675)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Amber excitant corner mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615572)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Dun Native

Height of assosciate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849201)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: drunken house son of senegal

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040508)



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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: twisted property

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742441)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: vibrant dull stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Exciting set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596422)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Filthy boyish goal in life public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34816597)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy light masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39062150)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: heady dark hairy legs locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849271)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849494)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785706)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: shivering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583775)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167680)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Abusive rigor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: exhilarant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471595)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: walnut nowag coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475098)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Infuriating lay gay wizard

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: magenta chad theatre

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497407)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: onyx base turdskin

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497423)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Bearded duck-like deer antler azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553317)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: heady dark hairy legs locus

Lol 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849267)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849484)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Filthy boyish goal in life public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33984007)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Abusive rigor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497623)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine glittery sweet tailpipe whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015841)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Cordovan racy community account

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475061)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: magenta chad theatre

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497415)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: 180 rehab

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Costumed national security agency ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: chest-beating potus location

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Opaque Histrionic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: 180 rehab

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: 180 rehab

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: stirring menage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Costumed national security agency ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Cordovan racy community account

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Titillating state hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: arrogant tan internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Thriller pervert

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Cordovan racy community account

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious indian lodge

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Cordovan racy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: vengeful white ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Opaque Histrionic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Electric Mad Cow Disease Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: drunken house son of senegal

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: arrogant tan internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: hairraiser pit affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: claret floppy french chef doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Infuriating lay gay wizard

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: topaz people who are hurt hospital

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Lake pea-brained skinny woman scourge upon the earth

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mint travel guidebook telephone

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Appetizing submissive heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Ocher talking stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing tripping garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: shivering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: purple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Indigo crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Flatulent Private Investor Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: wine love of her life incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: low-t effete nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Sienna provocative forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Impressive Idiot Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: underhanded regret

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Supple Slate Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: chest-beating potus location

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: drab contagious clown

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: magenta chad theatre

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Brilliant Wagecucks

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: big fiercely-loyal church brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: pearl harsh gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Poppy fortuitous meteor mental disorder

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: French primrose sneaky criminal

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Infuriating lay gay wizard

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: drunken house son of senegal

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: anal associate

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: wine love of her life incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: mahogany up-to-no-good shitlib university

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: coiffed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Garnet crawly jap

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Yellow stage hunting ground

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Friendly Grandma Gaping

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Arousing toilet seat point

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Arousing toilet seat point

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Costumed national security agency ceo

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: onyx base turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Zippy boltzmann spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: mahogany up-to-no-good shitlib university

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Trip outnumbered dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: burgundy fluffy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Lake pea-brained skinny woman scourge upon the earth

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: copper personal credit line field

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Brindle Stimulating Sanctuary Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: laughsome orchestra pit philosopher-king

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted library

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Appetizing submissive heaven indirect expression

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: adventurous disturbing preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: lavender ape meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: drunken house son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: nofapping shaky tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Flatulent Private Investor Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Galvanic silver market feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Ocher talking stage

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Blue hall athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: frozen brass address quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Sienna provocative forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Puce school cafeteria windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: topaz people who are hurt hospital

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged useless voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Saffron half-breed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Appetizing submissive heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Brilliant Wagecucks

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic passionate yarmulke space

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Appetizing submissive heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood shrine antidepressant drug

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: sooty home therapy

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Supple Slate Cumskin

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Self-centered vivacious blood rage locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: pearl harsh gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Appetizing submissive heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: wild navy school knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Pale charismatic idea he suggested

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: magenta chad theatre

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: snowy motley brunch organic girlfriend

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: sticky narrow-minded boiling water

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: chrome church building stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: bossy dysfunction factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30935970)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039776)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz transparent volcanic crater dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227623)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Tantric Casino



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: chrome church building stock car



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready kitchen pozpig

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: amethyst cracking station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Filthy boyish goal in life public bath



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: concupiscible fat ankles chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Dead kitty cat parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: vibrant dull stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Translucent Step-uncle's House

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985710)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Marvelous ivory police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Indigo crackhouse

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010145)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: splenetic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Curious offensive international law enforcement agency

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34113484)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Orange Autistic Sound Barrier Senate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring gas station dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: aromatic gaped dragon partner



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Sienna provocative forum new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: chrome church building stock car



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Crusty carnelian marketing idea principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Azure reading party persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Scarlet Angry Goyim

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Comical Black Woman Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: startling federal range background story

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hell Mexican

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Nudist Wonderful Lettuce Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Demanding sapphire center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059518)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Nudist Wonderful Lettuce Ladyboy

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: disrespectful theater stage jew

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: spruce cruise ship elastic band

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