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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: buff hairraiser resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: buff hairraiser resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470630)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470633)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Sick stage

how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of your film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470642)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Ungodly Electric Furnace Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972282)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt

wwop. rate this scholar:

http://australiangoldenretrieverbreeders.com/assets/stock-footage-golden-retriever-dog-reading-a-book.jpg

http://static5.depositphotos.com/1000604/475/i/950/depositphotos_4755881-Golden-retriever-learning.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470650)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Elite ruddy karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476979)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470657)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: contagious house-broken site goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470661)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: shivering high-end address

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470685)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470695)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Rose razzmatazz forum mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470807)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470908)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470930)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470971)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Geriatric Maize Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471522)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: marvelous philosopher-king point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479163)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: curious ebony abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583773)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged community account corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497620)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Histrionic jade dilemma idiot

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470709)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470718)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: startling 180 principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470720)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit Giraffe

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470744)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: disrespectful keepsake machete gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497365)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit Giraffe

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470787)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470799)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Rose razzmatazz forum mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470808)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: confused iridescent trust fund ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470812)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470816)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470827)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: buff hairraiser resort

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470830)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: deranged green jap

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488608)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Clown Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: .,;,,.;,,.,;,.:.,,;;.;.,.;,;,.;,,:,.;;.....:..,.:;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#40582883)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470852)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470904)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: lavender boltzmann hunting ground

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470914)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470933)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470945)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: claret corn cake stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471116)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: contagious house-broken site goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471480)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471589)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Big-titted Orchestra Pit Giraffe

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471669)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Electric reading party

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471675)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: crimson mind-boggling tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615572)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Violet Trump Supporter

Height of assosciate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849201)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040508)



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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Plum Laughsome Water Buffalo Public Bath

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742441)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle Faggotry Twinkling Uncleanness

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Copper toilet seat psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596422)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: glittery dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34816597)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39062150)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849271)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Excitant brilliant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849494)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785706)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: curious ebony abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583775)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167680)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Jet-lagged community account corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497628)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: irradiated library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471595)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Lime Duck-like Plaza Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475098)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Adulterous seedy tanning salon messiness

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477235)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: disrespectful keepsake machete gunner

Moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497407)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: transparent titillating hospital

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497423)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Pontificating Impressive Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553317)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: concupiscible out-of-control location

Lol 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849267)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Excitant brilliant church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849484)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33984007)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Jet-lagged community account corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35497623)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Offensive gold legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015841)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: crawly salmon theatre private investor

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475061)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: disrespectful keepsake machete gunner

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497415)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic jade dilemma idiot

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: apoplectic flushed volcanic crater trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Electric reading party

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Electric reading party

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Electric reading party

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded mint nowag azn

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: lavender boltzmann hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic jade dilemma idiot

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Histrionic jade dilemma idiot

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: apoplectic flushed volcanic crater trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: crawly salmon theatre private investor

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular rehab bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: buff hairraiser resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Costumed Obsidian Kitchen

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: crawly salmon theatre private investor

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Deep indigo stag film hairy legs

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: shivering high-end address

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: crawly salmon theatre private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: contagious house-broken site goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Geriatric Maize Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: lavender boltzmann hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: walnut aggressive office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: buff hairraiser resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Brunch New Version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Dashing field fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Adulterous seedy tanning salon messiness

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: ruby puppy

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: peach dingle berry

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Theater Stage

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Drunken Exhilarant Area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: exciting pearly temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: curious ebony abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: cerebral goyim black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: bateful regret box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: canary autistic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: shivering high-end address

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Big Unhinged Hall Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Avocado parlour multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: insane feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Fuchsia market round eye

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Shimmering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded mint nowag azn

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: hilarious whorehouse kitty

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: disrespectful keepsake machete gunner

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: shivering high-end address

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: jet mediation indian lodge

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: vibrant set factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: confused iridescent trust fund ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Crystalline odious sound barrier yarmulke

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Dark Station Cuckoldry

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Adulterous seedy tanning salon messiness

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Black university macaca

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Sick stage

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Sick stage

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Sick stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: provocative alpha lodge

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chocolate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Sick stage

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy menage

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: deranged green jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Sick stage

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Rose razzmatazz forum mexican

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Wild Hell Stock Car

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all Wild Hell Stock Car

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: apoplectic flushed volcanic crater trailer park

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: transparent titillating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous philosopher-king point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: provocative alpha lodge

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Glassy parlor jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: peach dingle berry

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Diverse Nursing Home Kitty Cat

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Slimy People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Brass Chest-beating Weed Whacker Chapel

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic newt

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: very tactful appetizing halford partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: passionate center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned bawdyhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: canary autistic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Boyish filthy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Drunken Exhilarant Area

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: mewling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: learning disabled pozpig property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Avocado parlour multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: yapping stead dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: anal blue pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: ruby puppy

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Cyan Sex Offender Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: anal blue pit

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: shivering high-end address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: jet mediation indian lodge

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready nudist base

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Arousing slippery therapy

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling drab shrine stain

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Shimmering patrolman

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: french theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: confused iridescent trust fund ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: hot gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Aromatic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Sienna frozen national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: frum cruise ship depressive

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: anal blue pit

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: shivering high-end address

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: anal blue pit

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: shivering high-end address

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: disrespectful keepsake machete gunner

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Charcoal home mother

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: frisky blood rage

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed overrated immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: shivering high-end address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30935970)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039776)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: anal blue pit



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: mischievous alcoholic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227623)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: topaz old irish cottage lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed overrated immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good native

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: maroon unholy crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: maroon unholy crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: bisexual range wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Razzle Faggotry Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: anal blue pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus scourge upon the earth

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: anal blue pit

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985710)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: floppy pale half-breed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: bateful regret box office

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010145)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Sickened federal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Disturbing flirting state

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34113484)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Lemon bull headed pistol casino

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Orchid sanctuary cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Twisted cuck spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Avocado parlour multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed overrated immigrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Grizzly hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: anal blue pit

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Self-absorbed coldplay fan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: umber haunted graveyard piazza

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: shaky lascivious prole sweet tailpipe

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: useless shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous den hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059518)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061680)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: useless shitlib

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stirring Filthpig French Chef

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-colored school cafeteria selfie

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504537)