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NEVER FORGET: medieval church supressed naked bodybuilding

http://i.imgur.com/btnJnzH.jpg (a nude bodybuilder being fo...
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  03/18/15
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  03/18/15
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Date: March 18th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: twinkling toaster

http://i.imgur.com/btnJnzH.jpg

(a nude bodybuilder being forced to put on a robe by Catholic officials in southern France, early 1200's)

At the dawn of the second millennium, rural France was seeing a nude muscle sports renaissance. MASSIVE HORSE COCKS, suffocating under heavy cloaks since the fall of the Roman Empire, were suddenly SPRINGING into the open. The new Albigensian or Cathar religion, preached by wandering clerics called Parfaits, was spreading through the countryside like wildfire. The Cathars taught that the material world was a battleground between good and evil - and that good needed all of the NUDE MUSCLE HUNKS it could muster.

Cathar rituals are mostly lost to us, but we know that to reach the highest order in the splinter religion, initiates underwent a process called consolation. During this ceremony, the initiate (who had spent the prior few months vigorously exercising with other men) completely disrobed. He then showed off his muscles, which he had developed through hard labor and the support of his companions. Then, if he were worthy, the POWER OF CHRIST would cause the initiate's FUCKSTICK to burst forth with HOT MAN JUICE. He would then gain the status of a parfait - French for a PERFECT MUSCLE STUD. He would swear off all physical contact with women, focusing solely on developing his MANHOOD with other ALPHA BEEF BOYS.

In Rome, Pope Innocent III was furious. Beneath all of his robes and embroidered papal underwear, this clothed cleric could not tolerate the chill Cathar attitude towards the world. He ordered a crusade against the Albigensians, and within twenty years they were all either killed or forced to put on pants, at swordpoint, by mercenary armies financed by opportunistic nobles who were hoping for a Papal grant of new land.

France would again become the center of naked muscle sports - centuries later, during the time of Napoleon III. Who knows how much more advanced naked bodybuilding would be today if the Abligenisan flower had been allowed to flourish. Perhaps we would have 30 inch cocks out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27515616)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring know-it-all orchestra pit liquid oxygen

look at that pathetic PISSWYRM, gentleman's nude bodybuilding has really come a LONG way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27515960)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: twinkling toaster

nah man, this drawing was made by CLOTHMO monks. they made his cock tiny (in part by grossly exaggerating the size of his balls) to suppress the knowledge of what STIMMING does to your CUM CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27515966)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring know-it-all orchestra pit liquid oxygen

treacherous bastards

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Date: March 18th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: twinkling toaster



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Date: March 19th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: aqua knife affirmative action

Don't forget Pope Julius II himself took a sledge hammer to the genitals of Michelangelo's David before completion.

The IFNB museum houses a replica of the statute as originally envisioned by Michelangelo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27516966)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: high-end mexican



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: jade set

This was early INFB. I believe they had not perfected the art of stimming at that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27515987)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Unholy Location

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Date: March 18th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Saffron godawful abode partner



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Date: March 18th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: confused bawdyhouse chad



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Date: March 18th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: brilliant stage pisswyrm

180 f-u to those who say ifnb is a shit meme

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Date: March 18th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: confused bawdyhouse chad



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: twinkling toaster



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Date: March 18th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Unholy Location

this is the brilliance that is xo in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27516117)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:02 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:08 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:40 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:18 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: twinkling toaster



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring Foreskin



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: peach greedy ticket booth

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Date: March 18th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic Unholy Location



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Date: March 18th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2015 11:44 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 12:52 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: multi-colored startling principal's office

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Date: March 19th, 2015 7:49 AM
Author: bateful impertinent keepsake machete forum

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Date: March 19th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: aqua knife affirmative action



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Date: March 19th, 2015 10:54 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 11:14 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 11:25 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: brilliant stage pisswyrm

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Date: March 19th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: twinkling toaster

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Date: March 21st, 2015 4:55 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 7:07 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: hilarious swashbuckling coffee pot hall

why are modern scholars still censoring history books? a FUCKSTICK timeline hasn't appeared in textbooks since the 1920's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27521653)



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Date: March 21st, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: charcoal hospital potus

lol I almost choked when I clicked the image. Imagine if the EMTs found me dead last looking at medieval IFNB pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#27531791)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 2:09 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 12:33 AM
Author: Haunting azn church building

charles plz explain the church's heinous behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833605&forum_id=2#38330884)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 12:36 AM
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