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Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
How mature is your company? Recently closed series B bro her...
mind-boggling ungodly toilet seat jew
  03/24/15
I guess you would say we are on the early side of mid stage....
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
what kind of stuff do you use outside counsel for? do you us...
180 azure goyim
  03/24/15
I do almost all of our US patent work in house. We use a bi...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
why a big firm and not a boutique for that kind of stuff?
180 azure goyim
  03/24/15
Well, for the IP I cut a pretty good deal with the IP bigtiq...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
salary, prior experience, how you got the job
stirring bearded private investor
  03/24/15
Former biglaw non-equity partner. Salary is puny, like what...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
hours? why'd you do it?
stirring bearded private investor
  03/24/15
Pretty much 9-5. It is infinitely more fun that law firm pr...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
see, there is nothing even remotely appealing about working ...
Transparent swollen set turdskin
  03/24/15
fair. op, pls explain.
stirring bearded private investor
  03/24/15
I don't know what to tell you. If you would rather spend al...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
Do you start motions with comes now
greedy stimulating stage coldplay fan
  03/24/15
I have never written a motion I don't think, and certainly ...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
An archer pulls back 0.75 m on a bow which has a stiffness o...
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
Ebow=.5 (200 N/m) (.75 m)^2 .5 50g Varrow^2 =Ebow V ar...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
What was your time like at Kirkland & Ellis
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
Close, but I wasn't at a mandatory suit firm.
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
savings?
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
I don't know, a lot of it is tied up in my home and some ren...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
race?
stirring bearded private investor
  03/24/15
wow congrats
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
I got super luck with some real estate investments in 2008/2...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
did u do any rehab?
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
Nope, not other than painting. I got in early on a condo pr...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
do u use a property manager
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
Sort of but its my friends dad's company. They basically ju...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
u deal with the tenants directly otherwise?
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
yeah. it is minimal effort. I only rent to grad students. ...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
If your company had an averagely successful exit, how much w...
Fear-inspiring Brass Spot
  03/24/15
hello?
Fear-inspiring Brass Spot
  03/25/15
I followed your advice and wrote my note on the Adam Carolla...
Spruce Doctorate
  03/24/15
Oh well. You should shop it around to the various IP centri...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
u r standing on MASS AVENUE BRIDGE watching boats filled wit...
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
vocos(36.9)=7(m/s) vo=7/cos(36.9)=9ish m/s
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
what kind of car
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
2007 Honda element
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
kids?
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
nope
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
wife?
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
yes
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
Is there a buttplug out there better than The Earl?
spectacular magenta antidepressant drug fat ankles
  03/24/15
have u ever dined at lincoln lab
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
No, but I have a lot of friends who work there. That place ...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
ever had a beer at thirsty ear
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
what are u gonna do with all ur money
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
My goal is to retire by 50. I'd love to have enough to do s...
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
any particular reason u decided against using summer as a ve...
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/24/15
I am not a douchenozzle?
Honey-headed Deer Antler
  03/24/15
...
mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency
  03/25/15
You should be clocking north of 200K in salary, and at least...
Passionate infuriating cuck kitty
  03/26/15


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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Until Justified starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549279)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling ungodly toilet seat jew

How mature is your company? Recently closed series B bro here wondering when we'll get some in house bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549312)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I guess you would say we are on the early side of mid stage. It is pretty company specific when you start hiring in house lawyers. We are super IP heavy, so I was hired as a specialist even before we have a GC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549343)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:57 PM
Author: 180 azure goyim

what kind of stuff do you use outside counsel for? do you use one of the biglaw firms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549349)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I do almost all of our US patent work in house. We use a big IP specialty firm to handle our foreign patent filings.

We use big firms for anything involving taking on additional investment, forming new subsidiaries, etc., and for certain larger deals with customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549362)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: 180 azure goyim

why a big firm and not a boutique for that kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549373)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Well, for the IP I cut a pretty good deal with the IP bigtique, where we get reduced rates as a start up, on the theory that as we grow we will throw them a lot more work.

For the corporate stuff, it is largely driven by the fact that our founders/main investors had prior relationships with some big firms and were most comfortable with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549401)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 8:59 PM
Author: stirring bearded private investor

salary, prior experience, how you got the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549365)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Former biglaw non-equity partner. Salary is puny, like what a first year makes, but I get significant equity. Actually just saw an online job posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549379)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: stirring bearded private investor

hours? why'd you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549384)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Pretty much 9-5. It is infinitely more fun that law firm practice. I am one of 5 people in on all leadership discussions. I get to work with mostly smart excited 20 year olds. The technology is awesome, and a close match to my prior science background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549411)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Transparent swollen set turdskin

see, there is nothing even remotely appealing about working with millennials at this stage in my life. i fail to see why working with mid 20s founders as a thirtysomething lawl school grad is palatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549475)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: stirring bearded private investor

fair. op, pls explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549477)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I don't know what to tell you. If you would rather spend all your time around middle aged lawyers droning on about their kid's private school tuition costs and how many hours they are billing rather than working with recent MSEE and PhD kids who are crazy excited about doing cool work then we are fundamentally different people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549497)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:00 PM
Author: greedy stimulating stage coldplay fan

Do you start motions with comes now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549368)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I have never written a motion I don't think, and certainly have never been to a courtroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549422)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

An archer pulls back 0.75 m on a bow which has a stiffness of 200 N/m. The arrow weighs 50 g. What is the velocity of the arrow immediately after release?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549376)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Ebow=.5 (200 N/m) (.75 m)^2

.5 50g Varrow^2 =Ebow

V arrow= Sqrt( (2/50g) Ebow)=Sqrt(4*9/16)=6/4 m/s or something



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549457)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

What was your time like at Kirkland & Ellis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549383)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Close, but I wasn't at a mandatory suit firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549429)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

savings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549441)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I don't know, a lot of it is tied up in my home and some rental properties. Maybe a half million or so in real estate and a couple hundred grand in stocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549464)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: stirring bearded private investor

race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549484)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

wow congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549495)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I got super luck with some real estate investments in 2008/2009 that have almost tripled in value. Pretty much just dumb luck/good timing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549504)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

did u do any rehab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549512)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Nope, not other than painting. I got in early on a condo project for my home, and I bought a two unit building from a forclosure that I rent to grad students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549527)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

do u use a property manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549548)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Sort of but its my friends dad's company. They basically just serve as an emergency response line for my tenants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549562)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

u deal with the tenants directly otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549606)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

yeah. it is minimal effort. I only rent to grad students. Half the time when they call me it is because they actually want to do their own home improvement stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549625)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Brass Spot

If your company had an averagely successful exit, how much would you bank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549482)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Brass Spot

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27552868)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: Spruce Doctorate

I followed your advice and wrote my note on the Adam Carolla/Personal Audio podcasting patent thing. No published, but thanks for the idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549488)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

Oh well. You should shop it around to the various IP centric writing contests like through the AIPLA or your cities patent law association. They don't get many submissions so you will have a good chance of winning something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549578)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

u r standing on MASS AVENUE BRIDGE watching boats filled with MILFs. u see a boat go directly below u, traveling perpendicular to bridge at 7 m/s. A MILF on the boat throws a wad of paper containing a draft of neumanmorgansten's most recent steampunk fiction poast at an initial speed of v0 and at an angle of 36.9o from the vertical (v0 and angle r w/respect to boat). wat is value of v0 necessary for the neuman's wad to travel straight up towards u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549493)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

vocos(36.9)=7(m/s)

vo=7/cos(36.9)=9ish m/s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549593)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

what kind of car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549496)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

2007 Honda element

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549507)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549500)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549510)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549514)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549532)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular magenta antidepressant drug fat ankles

Is there a buttplug out there better than The Earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549515)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

have u ever dined at lincoln lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549524)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

No, but I have a lot of friends who work there. That place is a little spooky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549531)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

ever had a beer at thirsty ear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549539)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

what are u gonna do with all ur money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549640)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

My goal is to retire by 50. I'd love to have enough to do summers in new england and winters on the west coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549654)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency

any particular reason u decided against using summer as a verb in this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549737)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Deer Antler

I am not a douchenozzle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27549767)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: mischievous idiot international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27552862)



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Date: March 26th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Passionate infuriating cuck kitty

You should be clocking north of 200K in salary, and at least 50k in options + bonus. For a position that senior 160K is peanuts. I hope your equity offerings are excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2838073&forum_id=2#27562593)