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I can confirm that the kaiju has been summoned. Congrats all.

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bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And no...
amber frisky national electric furnace
  03/31/15
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Tripping international law enforcement agency library
  03/31/15
I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in agai...
bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call...
amber frisky national electric furnace
  03/31/15
*drowned out by cheering on conference call*
bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
ruddy vengeful set
  03/31/15
Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
Tripping international law enforcement agency library
  03/31/15
cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gy...
bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
ty lol
Tripping international law enforcement agency library
  03/31/15
Alpha
Razzmatazz locale really tough guy
  03/24/18
"After the events of the past month, only the most conf...
ruddy vengeful set
  03/31/15
ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
Tripping international law enforcement agency library
  03/31/15
Lol tyft
Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit
  03/31/15
Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely ...
amber frisky national electric furnace
  03/31/15
GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM
Tripping international law enforcement agency library
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amber frisky national electric furnace
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effete magenta business firm double fault
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180. would read again.
Violent juggernaut
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amber frisky national electric furnace
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Galvanic plum hominid weed whacker
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Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit
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Blathering Mauve Codepig Whorehouse
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Sienna Queen Of The Night
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French university
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Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xo...
French university
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Contagious Submissive Police Squad Wagecucks
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Rusted sticky garrison
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salmon lascivious stage
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Big-titted yellow shrine potus
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amber frisky national electric furnace
  10/22/15
http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm fun shows.
glittery spruce legend
  03/31/15
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
Do you have the signature pages? One second. Yes. ...
bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
  03/31/15
Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me. Thanks. Do no...
Tripping international law enforcement agency library
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bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma
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Violent juggernaut
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disturbing odious doctorate
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amber frisky national electric furnace
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amber frisky national electric furnace
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Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out...
disturbing odious doctorate
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Clear box office kitty cat
  12/17/15
everyone itt is gone
orchid step-uncle's house foreskin
  05/12/16
A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.
Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit
  05/12/16
Literally no one ITT is gone.
Razzmatazz locale really tough guy
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Blathering Mauve Codepig Whorehouse
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startled old irish cottage
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: ruddy vengeful set

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library

ty lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587458)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz locale really tough guy

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675802)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: ruddy vengeful set

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587696)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library

GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27590742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27631518)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: effete magenta business firm double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Violent juggernaut

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#28206757)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Galvanic plum hominid weed whacker



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: French university

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30464026)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Blathering Mauve Codepig Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#31794138)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Sienna Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658850)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: French university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658992)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: French university

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675532)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Contagious Submissive Police Squad Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675826)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:29 AM
Author: Rusted sticky garrison



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Date: June 1st, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: salmon lascivious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#38323561)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Big-titted yellow shrine potus



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#29022911)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: glittery spruce legend

http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm

fun shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587446)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma

Do you have the signature pages?

One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

You have to be sure.

Yes I have all of them.

*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587498)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587501)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Tripping international law enforcement agency library



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Violent juggernaut



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: disturbing odious doctorate



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: disturbing odious doctorate

Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out this post so that it doesn't dilute the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691087)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Trip Indigo Hospital



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Date: May 21st, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: June 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: July 16th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: amber frisky national electric furnace



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Trip Indigo Hospital



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: ruddy vengeful set



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: tantric ape theater stage



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Clear box office kitty cat



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: orchid step-uncle's house foreskin

everyone itt is gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463931)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Dark Shivering Orchestra Pit

A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463950)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz locale really tough guy

Literally no one ITT is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675804)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Blathering Mauve Codepig Whorehouse



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: startled old irish cottage



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: motley jet-lagged property messiness



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: startled old irish cottage



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: passionate center feces



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