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I'm a 3L and I discovered this board 3 years ago. I check i...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
(David Ben Gurion II)
Vivacious buck-toothed hairy legs
  03/31/15
Nah
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
how do you like working at the Southern Poverty Law Center
jade frisky puppy
  03/31/15
Nah
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
...
walnut deep theatre
  03/31/15
...
Fluffy Elite Gaping
  03/31/15
...
Tripping lemon knife abode
  03/31/15
Nah, man I can vouch for this bro. By the way I am a notori...
charcoal base circlehead
  03/31/15
PLEASE describe the tranny hooker episode
awkward abnormal national cuckoldry
  04/01/15
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AutoAdmit xoxohth
azure thriller address
  03/31/15
This is fantastic. Thank you.
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
Please have your classmates enlist in the board. Thanks. N...
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
Brother, I fear that OP is fraud and lies.
talking soul-stirring orchestra pit
  03/31/15
My dear brother, it may well be. But we have to try; can't ...
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
...
talking soul-stirring orchestra pit
  03/31/15
...
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
Nope, I'm genuine. New poaster.
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
New story?
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
This flame started with a lot of promise and quickly disappo...
slippery box office generalized bond
  03/31/15
Too much cynicism here. Is it too much to believe that a ne...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
Just go get you're classmates faggot
talking soul-stirring orchestra pit
  03/31/15
...
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
(cuckold that doesn't know when to use *your* but feels spec...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
it gives me great pleasure to see new poasters learning how ...
Brilliant Private Investor Persian
  03/31/15
Please don't patronize the children.
talking soul-stirring orchestra pit
  03/31/15
something suspicious about a long-time lurker calling out yo...
180 roommate brunch
  03/31/15
I think Sarah was just playing along.
talking soul-stirring orchestra pit
  03/31/15
suspicious as fuck
curious crackhouse
  03/31/15
Or... I'm just another aspie law student grammer nazi.
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
It's taken many years of boart observation and study to feel...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
First day?
charcoal base circlehead
  03/31/15
...
brass appetizing place of business
  04/01/15
first day.
Razzle-dazzle senate trump supporter
  03/31/15
Explain what you mean by first day. This is my first day po...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
Tell us your name! Tell us your story! First day.
charcoal base circlehead
  03/31/15
>Tell us your name! (doobs)
Brilliant Private Investor Persian
  03/31/15
its your first day. welcome unrelated q: have you been to...
Razzle-dazzle senate trump supporter
  03/31/15
...
Ivory Windowlicker
  03/31/15
i'm actually caught in an infinite time loop that periodical...
Brilliant Private Investor Persian
  03/31/15
lol
Poppy exhilarant cuck
  03/31/15
I'll be the first to give you a proper XO welcome: Go suck a...
silver gas station
  03/31/15
uh oh a new scholar in town
electric snowy casino kitty
  03/31/15
I suggest you just go with it, no questions. If you find a ...
Vibrant incel garrison
  03/31/15
Thanks all for the welcome. I hope to count myself among th...
Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
  03/31/15
Genuinely have no idea how I ended up here but I enjoy it.
overrated sable twinkling uncleanness university
  04/01/15
The best April Fools jokes get a running start in March.
slippery box office generalized bond
  04/01/15
this sounds like tedcruz
embarrassed to the bone stimulating theater newt
  04/01/15
deranged penguin vouched for him above so I'm thinking it's ...
awkward abnormal national cuckoldry
  04/01/15
Just another law, nowag, and sodomy discussion zone
dun pisswyrm cruise ship
  04/04/15


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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

I'm a 3L and I discovered this board 3 years ago. I check in weekly to read all the threads. You all are hilarious. This is a collection of the wittiest fine writers out there. I've been lurking long enough to understand and appreciate many long running memes and jargon on here, but in an incomplete way. Can someone formulate a history of autoadmit, including founders and legendary posters, explanation of all the inside jokes and memes, and other stuff about this magnificent institution. I'm also interested in the posters that allude to religious jewish stuff. I grew up Orthodox.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589329)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Vivacious buck-toothed hairy legs

(David Ben Gurion II)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589336)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
Subject: Nah

He's more pro-Israel and conservative than i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589356)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: jade frisky puppy

how do you like working at the Southern Poverty Law Center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589344)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo
Subject: Nah

BigLaw all the way for this striver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589365)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: walnut deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589685)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Elite Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589836)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Tripping lemon knife abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590222)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: charcoal base circlehead

Nah, man I can vouch for this bro. By the way I am a notorious shitlib recently popped by the Feds for soliciting a tranny hooker. Totally unrelated to how I know him in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590397)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: awkward abnormal national cuckoldry

PLEASE describe the tranny hooker episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27593263)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: azure thriller address

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AutoAdmit

xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589357)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

This is fantastic. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589405)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker

Please have your classmates enlist in the board. Thanks. NM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589575)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring orchestra pit

Brother, I fear that OP is fraud and lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589581)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker

My dear brother, it may well be. But we have to try; can't completely abandon hope of getting fresh poasters here. Better that fifty flames are responded to than one opportunity to bring new brothers to the threshold of the greatbort is lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589593)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589605)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589607)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

Nope, I'm genuine. New poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589707)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker

New story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589747)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: slippery box office generalized bond

This flame started with a lot of promise and quickly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589766)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

Too much cynicism here. Is it too much to believe that a new disciple has discovered this wellspring of genius? With negative attitudes like this, no wonder this boart can't attract new talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589821)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring orchestra pit

Just go get you're classmates faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589831)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589835)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

(cuckold that doesn't know when to use *your* but feels special calling people of superior intellect and cock-girth "faggot")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589934)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Private Investor Persian

it gives me great pleasure to see new poasters learning how to hold their own here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591602)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring orchestra pit

Please don't patronize the children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591625)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: 180 roommate brunch

something suspicious about a long-time lurker calling out your/you're. either he's full of shit, or he's running meta flame and he really likes it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591638)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: talking soul-stirring orchestra pit

I think Sarah was just playing along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591648)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: curious crackhouse

suspicious as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591789)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

Or... I'm just another aspie law student grammer nazi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27592069)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

It's taken many years of boart observation and study to feel fully immersed in the vernacular. I have read, I have studied, and I am prepared to join in on this boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27592063)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: charcoal base circlehead

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590401)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:53 AM
Author: brass appetizing place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27593869)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle senate trump supporter

first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589887)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

Explain what you mean by first day. This is my first day posting. Is there a ritual or anything that I'm missing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589939)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: charcoal base circlehead

Tell us your name! Tell us your story! First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590406)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Private Investor Persian

>Tell us your name!

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591614)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle senate trump supporter

its your first day. welcome

unrelated q: have you been to roanoke, virginia recently? maybe for vacation or maybe you just drove through it? or maybe youve been on a flight that passed over it? try to remember. has anything 'odd' happened to u that involved roanoke in some way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590490)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590501)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Private Investor Persian

i'm actually caught in an infinite time loop that periodically restarts me in roanoke on New Year's Day, 2001

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591612)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Poppy exhilarant cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27589895)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: silver gas station

I'll be the first to give you a proper XO welcome: Go suck a fucking cock you kike faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590325)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: electric snowy casino kitty

uh oh a new scholar in town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27590341)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Vibrant incel garrison

I suggest you just go with it, no questions.

If you find a connection, god help you

if you don't; leave and never, evah look back.

evah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27591640)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Dashing Spot Water Buffalo

Thanks all for the welcome. I hope to count myself among the esteemed scholars that make up this preftiges boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27592045)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: overrated sable twinkling uncleanness university

Genuinely have no idea how I ended up here but I enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27593259)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:13 AM
Author: slippery box office generalized bond

The best April Fools jokes get a running start in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27593783)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stimulating theater newt

this sounds like tedcruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27593876)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: awkward abnormal national cuckoldry

deranged penguin vouched for him above so I'm thinking it's a real dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27597414)



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Date: April 4th, 2015 9:41 AM
Author: dun pisswyrm cruise ship

Just another law, nowag, and sodomy discussion zone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843263&forum_id=2#27617354)