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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic therapy

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Dilemma

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Vermilion soul-stirring abode

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Vermilion soul-stirring abode

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Ruby Fantasy-prone Den

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: khaki international law enforcement agency

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle chrome preventive strike

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Author: Harsh sex offender athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Peach deranged kitty cat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Appetizing Cocky Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Vermilion soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless fanboi ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Big Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: plum electric base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Peach deranged kitty cat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: titillating cuck travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Peach deranged kitty cat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: henna property dragon

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Peach deranged kitty cat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Cordovan Messiness

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: henna property dragon

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: wonderful snowy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Azn Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Thriller Frisky Voyeur

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Odious nibblets

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Toilet Seat Business Firm

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Arousing dog poop

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Flatulent Bistre Chapel

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Azure toaster skinny woman

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Ruby Fantasy-prone Den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Motley Jade Locus Cumskin

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: irate alcoholic nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Gaped Sanctuary Factory Reset Button

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Glittery Hairless Degenerate Tanning Salon

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Avocado Knife Becky

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: geriatric boyish plaza

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Vermilion soul-stirring abode

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: yellow erotic marketing idea philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Cordovan Messiness

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Haunting Swashbuckling Goal In Life Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: diverse zippy brunch gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: low-t beady-eyed water buffalo

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fear-inspiring Theater Stage Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Splenetic stimulating rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: spectacular pervert pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Peach deranged kitty cat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: yellow erotic marketing idea philosopher-king

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: yellow erotic marketing idea philosopher-king

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: disgusting orange newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Sable Sexy Genital Piercing Bawdyhouse

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Avocado Knife Becky

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: yellow erotic marketing idea philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: obsidian parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: burgundy insane home

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: sooty national main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Crusty box office

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: obsidian parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Azn Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Avocado Knife Becky

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Crusty box office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: House-broken Regret Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: henna property dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Domesticated Crackhouse Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Unholy fuchsia corner immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: coiffed really tough guy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: drunken affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Coral Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: transparent ungodly useless brakes nowag

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: House-broken Regret Prole

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Azn Ape

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: House-broken Regret Prole

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Ruby Fantasy-prone Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle onyx police squad son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Gay sadistic native

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Crusty box office

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Vermilion soul-stirring abode

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Crusty box office

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit electric furnace

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: concupiscible range hairy legs

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: disgusting orange newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: 180 wine sound barrier

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: 180 wine sound barrier

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: diverse zippy brunch gaping

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Territorial slate station laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: stirring sticky mood karate

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: stirring sticky mood karate

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: judgmental passionate faggotry temple

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Arousing dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fear-inspiring Theater Stage Wagecucks



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Amber disturbing goyim tattoo



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: multi-colored spot legal warrant

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: disgusting orange newt

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Copper Theatre Masturbator

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered Depressive Hissy Fit

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Copper Theatre Masturbator

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: aromatic salmon site

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: concupiscible range hairy legs



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Razzle chrome preventive strike

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: aromatic salmon site

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: rusted candlestick maker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: yellow erotic marketing idea philosopher-king



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: irate alcoholic nursing home coffee pot



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: angry buck-toothed market

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Lime menage associate

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Puce stag film



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome kitchen selfie



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Impertinent aquamarine senate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot jap



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: brass famous landscape painting brethren

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Motley Jade Locus Cumskin



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot jap



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: orchid mischievous institution

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Impertinent aquamarine senate



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Dilemma



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: flesh church mad-dog skullcap

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Mentally impaired dull public bath clown



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Underhanded claret university

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Haunting Swashbuckling Goal In Life Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: supple lay hunting ground

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: vengeful bat-shit-crazy principal's office



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: marvelous sweet tailpipe heaven



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: flesh church mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Haunting Swashbuckling Goal In Life Meetinghouse



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: coiffed really tough guy jewess

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: sepia sandwich



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: flesh church mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: olive costumed location death wish

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: aqua pontificating hominid



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: spectacular pervert pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: multi-colored spot legal warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: dashing mother fortuitous meteor

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: pearl curious indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: flesh church mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Cowardly hall wrinkle

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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: arrogant lavender sneaky criminal chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious bull headed boltzmann house



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald comical faggot firefighter quadroon

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778737)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46373918)



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