Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner
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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: Frum hunting ground
Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first started, I revised a doc as if I were in biglaw. (e.g., proper alignment, automatic cross referencing, removing the unecessary space, etc). Boss was like, "This is good. But, you don't have to spend time on this. If it gets the job done, that is enough." World changed for me after that. I am careful, but I won't spend hours reviewing every doc to make it perfect.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693604) |
Date: April 13th, 2015 9:21 PM Author: Swollen mewling station dysfunction
Bro, trust me, just forget about it.
Either you work for a reasonable partner, who is going to see the senior associate as being petty here and not think anything of it or you work for an insane partner, in which case this one thing isn't going to change the fact that you are working for an insane partner.
If you want to not go crazy, you need to let shit roll off of you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685001) |
Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM Author: onyx love of her life regret
Physically confront him.
Sent from my Iridium
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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: onyx love of her life regret
I was thinking more along the lines of:
*enters his office*
'What's up?'
"You seem confused."
'What are you talking about?'
"Let me help. You seem confused. That I'm the sort of person to be fucked with."
{laughs, uncomfortably, confusedly}
*You slide a piece of paper across the table to him*
{On the paper are names and addresses--his family home, his wife's place of work, his mother and father's home, his children's schools, most importantly, his dog groomer's business address}
{on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs}
"Would be a shame if anything happened."
*you get up to exit*
"Thank."
Sent from my Iridium
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685244) |
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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Tanning Salon
To be fair,
*You're suprised to receive an email five minutes later, marked "Urgent," copying the entire firm*
"Neumann,
Have reviewed the draft threatening note you turned this morning. Some initial comments:
My wife's middle name is "Jaycee," not "Kaycee". Also, we recently moved our youngest daughter to a new daycare facility, but I see that you have lasted the old one here--have you checked to confirm that all of these addresses are accurate and up-to-date? This is a fairly major issue.
Can you find a more flattering picture of my son to use (e.g. without any missing teeth in the simile)?
Thanks.
Dave
--
Sent from my iPhone -- Please excuse any typos."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689427) |
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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:34 PM Author: onyx love of her life regret
The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night at the firm--hard work had its virtues. He didn't bother looking at the meter. He already knew the fare; had taken the route countless late nights and early mornings, weekdays and weekends, Christmases, Easters, Thanksgivings--it didn't matter. The half-hour journey was always an opportunity: to savor the satisfaction of another motion turned, another memo swiftly revised, another critical issue run down. He was that good, and he knew it.
He handed the driver exact fare--tips were for exceeding expectations, not doing your job--and shimmied out of the backseat. As he approached the front door, he failed to notice that none of the usual exterior lights were on; he was too wrapped up in another remembrance of the day. Chuckling to himself, he thought of the exchange with the associate that morning; of the firmwide riposte he'd shot back. HR had called almost immediately: the associate would be escorted out "within the hour"; "of course, additional measures are being considered." Profuse apologies were offered all around.
He was at the door now, still wrapped in his reverie. "Well, that's what happens," he whispered, a self-satisfied smile creeping to lips, "when you mess with the best." He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point.
The physical exertion--he was panting on the porch from the jabs--recalled him to the present. Eyeing the door knob, he fumbled for his keys, found them in the pocket-watch pocket of his vest, shoved them into the lock to enter his "Suburban Castle." And because of the lack of light and because he was tired and because he'd performed this empty ritual a thousand times before, he also failed to notice the four thick red smears running down the panel of the door. This would prove to be an unfortunate oversight.
He walked through the foyer into the kitchen. Mumbling to himself "honey, I'm home"--but only ironically, since he was both witty and modern--he swung open the refrigerator door.
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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Know-it-all cobalt public bath juggernaut
I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my memo apart, and CC'd partner"
I thought OP was bragging about a highly productive day
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689040) |
Date: April 14th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: poppy heaven
Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be a case on that point. Cc'd partner
I lost it. I immediately responded cc' partner "well I don't know what you want me to do. If you know the cite to the case please let me know, because I've read 30 cases so far and nothing on point."
I am about to walk the fuck out
Edit: I prob will be escorted out after that response
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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:58 PM Author: mint unhinged sex offender
Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was:
"Here are the six different search terms I've used trying to locate a case and I've come up empty. [List them]. [Senior associate's name], I welcome suggestions about what else to try, because I am out of ideas."
Now you've demonstrated what you've done, and basically challenged the senior associate in front of the partner to step up and contribute substantively. And you've done it without having a tantrum.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689112) |
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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle toaster spot
fair enough
i still think some sort of physical beating is justified
not a tantrum but rather a systematic, carefully calibrated, beating
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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:06 PM Author: aphrodisiac theatre marketing idea
As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that I sent him an email explaining the steps I took, including search terms used, to find some bullshit case that clearly didn't exist because the law was unequivocally against us.
He was screaming at me about how he didn't care what searches I ran and that I needed to find something no matter what because the motion we were bringing HAD to be made (even though we had no fucking legal basis to bring it).
It was utterly surreal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691671)
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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: adventurous property pervert
I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attorney... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Senior. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a memo of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're a Cornell grad, right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I saw A Civil Action? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' legal style manual. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689977) |
Date: April 15th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: marvelous multi-billionaire office
this is something i don't understand about working in law.
why not practice a division of labor? hire some proofreaders at $25K to review/format everything on an assembly line basis.
why are people with expensive 'legal educations' and $300K salaries spending all of their time discussing and bitching about comma spacing. it seems insane.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694015) |
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