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Johnny Appleseed was shitlib as fuck
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:03 AM Author: Frozen Rehab One cool autumnal night, while lying by his camp-fire in the woods, he observed that the mosquitoes flew in the blaze and were burned. Johnny, who wore on his head a tin utensil which answered both as a cap and a mush pot, filled it with water and quenched the fire, and afterwards remarked, "God forbid that I should build a fire for my comfort, that should be the means of destroying any of His creatures." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729562) |
Date: April 21st, 2015 11:04 AM Author: Flesh meetinghouse remember the johnny appleseed restaurants? their apple fritters were 180 as FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729573) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:04 AM Author: Obsidian Stage He wore a MUSH POT on his head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729574) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 9:06 AM Author: angry step-uncle's house candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30330580) |
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Date: October 10th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: turquoise therapy stage heh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#34406116) |
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Date: October 10th, 2017 12:26 AM Author: Spectacular Sinister Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#34406127) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:08 AM Author: smoky territorial native clown he was an 180 shitlib, tho. I don't mind shitlibs if they're actually ABOUT IT, not a fucking meme forwarding, whiny, career ruining twitterfaggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729588) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Frozen Rehab Johnny Appleseed did not marry during his lifetime. While little is known about Johnny's reasons for remaining single, we can rule out the idea that he was waiting for a "reward" of two wives in heaven — a rumor that was started by a novel written in 1858. [16] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729703) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 9:07 AM Author: Motley Lodge lol what kind of shit will they say about us in 200 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30330588) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 9:23 AM Author: Ruddy tanning salon striped hyena Nothing. We will be forgotten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30330653) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 2:01 PM Author: Motley Lodge mfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30331974) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:09 AM Author: disturbing flirting rigpig He signifies the importance of apples in early American society. Often they were the only acvaccessible form of sugar and could be fermented easily. Only the crab apple was indigenous to the Americas prior to the columbian exchange. So spreading apple seeds was a big deal. The Americas also lacked honey bees for pollination which had to be imported as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729591) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:13 AM Author: Orchid Space *rural sheriff on horseback eyeing ur MUSH POT* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729620) |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:19 AM Author: White free-loading stock car skinny woman that dude died a millionaire and lawyers got it all.
perfect story for America,
Pizza Niggers |
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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Frozen Rehab According to Harper's New Monthly Magazine, toward the end of his career, he was present when an itinerant missionary was exhorting an open-air congregation in Mansfield, Ohio. The sermon was long and severe on the topic of extravagance, because the pioneers were buying such indulgences as calico and imported tea. "Where now is there a man who, like the primitive Christians, is traveling to heaven barefooted and clad in coarse raiment?" the preacher repeatedly asked until Johnny Appleseed, his endurance worn out, walked up to the preacher, put his bare foot on the stump that had served as a podium, and said, "Here's your primitive Christian!" The flummoxed sermonizer dismissed the congregation.[10] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#27729697) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 10:58 AM Author: pungent mind-boggling hominid proving that 'his name was Albert Einstein' stories are told in every age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30331012) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2016 4:20 AM Author: slimy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30330326) |
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Date: April 24th, 2016 2:07 AM Author: slimy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#30335663) |
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Date: October 10th, 2017 12:21 AM Author: Frozen Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#34406090) |
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Date: October 10th, 2017 12:34 AM Author: vibrant sapphire orchestra pit wasn't he a vagabond misanthrope who charged dumb protestants tooth and nail for apple jack trees? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#34406171) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:27 AM Author: slimy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#35669493) |
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:26 PM Author: Frozen Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859972&forum_id=2#43570135) |