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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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brilliant pozpig
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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brilliant pozpig
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Violet stimulating alpha
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Violet stimulating alpha
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tan glittery principal's office gaming laptop
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Pearly marvelous laser beams
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
brilliant pozpig
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
Histrionic shivering den
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
brilliant pozpig
  04/30/15
You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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More please.
territorial box office goal in life
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Wonderful
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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mischievous spectacular lodge pocket flask
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Lol
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jfc
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180 transparent garrison clown
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Violet stimulating alpha
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Dull Dopamine
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flesh space
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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Bateful degenerate black woman
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
Laughsome orchestra pit
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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mischievous spectacular lodge pocket flask
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Jones Day is now on the clock
brilliant pozpig
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
180 transparent garrison clown
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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brilliant pozpig
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Bateful degenerate black woman
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180
Soggy Passionate Ratface Foreskin
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orange library
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lmao
Vigorous meetinghouse
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lol
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180 monikers
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sapphire flatulent striped hyena
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lmao
claret well-lubricated codepig forum
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classic shit right here
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Violet stimulating alpha
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Concupiscible Demanding Keepsake Machete Reading Party
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*standing ovation*
ocher station milk
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Garnet Idea He Suggested Abode
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Soggy Passionate Ratface Foreskin
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180 this seems like a reach this early
brilliant pozpig
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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claret well-lubricated codepig forum
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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Laughsome orchestra pit
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
Pearly marvelous laser beams
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Histrionic shivering den
  05/01/15
*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Fuchsia Kitty
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
big crystalline school cafeteria
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
Purple hall
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
territorial box office goal in life
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Purple hall
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
Learning disabled temple telephone
  05/01/15
(IRL Jay Cohen)
territorial box office goal in life
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Purple hall
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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tan glittery principal's office gaming laptop
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
big crystalline school cafeteria
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
smoky unhinged factory reset button
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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180 transparent garrison clown
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Purple hall
  05/01/15
lol what a reach!
territorial box office goal in life
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brilliant pozpig
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domesticated theater stage
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unrealistic.
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saffron cerebral church brethren
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
Laughsome orchestra pit
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territorial box office goal in life
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frightening
Purple hall
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Vigorous meetinghouse
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sapphire flatulent striped hyena
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brilliant pozpig
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180s all around
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fuck
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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devestating
ruddy motley office
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
boyish canary nowag
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This one gets me.
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ocher station milk
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
Sienna voyeur blood rage
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
razzle heaven
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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territorial box office goal in life
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
lascivious rehab
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Violent love of her life step-uncle's house
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Dull Dopamine
  08/26/20
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ruddy motley office
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180
aphrodisiac hilarious locus cuckoldry
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
clear curious pit
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Gaped psychic
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
Violent love of her life step-uncle's house
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
lascivious rehab
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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lol
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wine range coldplay fan
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180 thread
Appetizing new version address
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
cerise racy lay queen of the night
  05/01/15
Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Rose pervert menage
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jesus
Gaped psychic
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
  05/01/15
great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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brilliant pozpig
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brilliant pozpig
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oh fuck
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Sienna voyeur blood rage
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this thread got fucking dark
boyish canary nowag
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
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fishy theatre
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bespoke knife mother
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saffron cerebral church brethren
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
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omggggggggg
ocher station milk
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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Pearly marvelous laser beams
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brilliant pozpig
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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lascivious rehab
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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Adventurous magical university
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Histrionic shivering den
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
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180.
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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brilliant pozpig
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aphrodisiac hilarious locus cuckoldry
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180 transparent garrison clown
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this needs to be revisited.
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lascivious rehab
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
brilliant pozpig
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann
  07/25/15
Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
brilliant pozpig
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
geriatric orchid ladyboy
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
geriatric orchid ladyboy
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
brilliant pozpig
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
geriatric orchid ladyboy
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
boyish canary nowag
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
provocative pistol
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
Ruby Stage
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Link?
galvanic bawdyhouse boistinker
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Violet stimulating alpha
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
lascivious rehab
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lake boiling water dragon
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
smoky unhinged factory reset button
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
Purple hall
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
lascivious rehab
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
lascivious rehab
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saffron cerebral church brethren
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weil gotshal on the clock
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This was me. Love u guys
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
navy dysfunction spot
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency
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house-broken set sound barrier
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house-broken set sound barrier
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Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency
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has anyone been cut yet?
puce tantric affirmative action
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
lascivious rehab
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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fucking brutal, 180
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Dull Dopamine
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Histrionic shivering den

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: chocolate indecent property sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Histrionic shivering den

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Gay Swashbuckling Legal Warrant Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Histrionic shivering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: territorial box office goal in life

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: orange library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Soggy Passionate Ratface Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia Kitty

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: odious ivory jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic snowy dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: sapphire flatulent striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: claret well-lubricated codepig forum

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Adventurous magical university

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Aromatic blue associate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: mischievous spectacular lodge pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller Shimmering Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Rusted indian lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: iridescent fragrant crackhouse digit ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Violet stimulating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: hairless institution cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Dull Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Demanding Keepsake Machete Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: mischievous spectacular lodge pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Aqua flickering indirect expression ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: flesh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Soggy Passionate Ratface Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: orange library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: odious ivory jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: smoky unhinged factory reset button

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: sapphire flatulent striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: claret well-lubricated codepig forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Violent wrinkle shrine

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: azure native electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: exciting cream gas station personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Violet stimulating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Demanding Keepsake Machete Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: ocher station milk

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Garnet Idea He Suggested Abode

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Soggy Passionate Ratface Foreskin

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: boyish canary nowag

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: claret well-lubricated codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: smoky unhinged factory reset button

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: azure native electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Splenetic Charismatic Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Violent love of her life step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coiffed rigpig casino

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Talented chartreuse double fault jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Talented chartreuse double fault jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: sapphire flatulent striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Dull Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: supple sanctuary rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Histrionic shivering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia Kitty

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: big crystalline school cafeteria

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Purple hall

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: territorial box office goal in life

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Purple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Learning disabled temple telephone

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: territorial box office goal in life

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Purple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Aromatic blue associate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: tan glittery principal's office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: big crystalline school cafeteria

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: smoky unhinged factory reset button

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic sepia business firm fanboi

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: azure native electric furnace

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Umber slap-happy french chef brunch

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Purple hall

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: territorial box office goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: domesticated theater stage



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: cerise racy lay queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: territorial box office goal in life



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Purple hall

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: odious ivory jap

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: ruddy motley office

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: boyish canary nowag

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Aromatic blue associate sweet tailpipe

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Sienna voyeur blood rage

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: razzle heaven

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: duck-like hot theater haunted graveyard



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: territorial box office goal in life



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Violent love of her life step-uncle's house



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: ruddy motley office

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hilarious locus cuckoldry

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Amethyst titillating skinny woman plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: clear curious pit

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Gaped psychic

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Violent love of her life step-uncle's house

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Violent love of her life step-uncle's house



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Author: Adventurous magical university

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Author: Appetizing new version address

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: cerise racy lay queen of the night

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Gaped psychic

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: ruddy motley office



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Carmine philosopher-king hunting ground

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: boyish canary nowag

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: gold whorehouse

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Mint autistic public bath

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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Pearly marvelous laser beams



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: lascivious rehab



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: boyish canary nowag

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: cerise racy lay queen of the night



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Violent love of her life step-uncle's house



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Adventurous magical university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: claret well-lubricated codepig forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Liquid Oxygen State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hilarious locus cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: 180 transparent garrison clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: sticky senate idiot

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: lascivious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: geriatric orchid ladyboy

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: geriatric orchid ladyboy

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Confused Big-titted Hell Boltzmann

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: brilliant pozpig

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: geriatric orchid ladyboy

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: boyish canary nowag

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: provocative pistol

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Filthy location filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Ruby Stage

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse boistinker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Violet stimulating alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: lascivious rehab

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: lake boiling water dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: smoky unhinged factory reset button

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Purple hall

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Hateful Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: white elastic band



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: walnut headpube dilemma



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring alcoholic corner half-breed

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Lavender mood generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: lascivious rehab



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Nofapping home



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded trailer park selfie



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: saffron cerebral church brethren



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Nofapping home

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Red school pisswyrm

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: navy dysfunction spot

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: house-broken set sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: house-broken set sound barrier

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Pearl International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: puce tantric affirmative action

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Chrome Cracking Site

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: floppy locale

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Rose pervert menage

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Primrose water buffalo



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Nofapping home



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Violet stimulating alpha

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Nofapping home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294177)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38201002)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434654)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43117147)



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Author: ocher station milk

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: lascivious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Comical Medicated Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657430)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: lascivious rehab

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: chocolate indecent property sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#46453107)