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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Smoky queen of the night
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
fighting marketing idea
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Smoky queen of the night
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Aggressive center double fault
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thirsty lay
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thirsty lay
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well-lubricated box office
  12/19/18
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Smoky queen of the night
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
fighting marketing idea
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fragrant forum masturbator
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fragrant forum masturbator
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
pink sandwich
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transparent provocative stock car
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Smoky queen of the night
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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fragrant forum masturbator
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fighting marketing idea
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
pink sandwich
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Boyish house
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Dashing love of her life nursing home
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Wonderful
Odious Theater Messiness
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Hairraiser blue library milk
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appetizing set
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
180 theatre antidepressant drug
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Razzmatazz buck-toothed orchestra pit
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big stage
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Lol
Pearl cuck university
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jfc
Chartreuse Locus
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pink sandwich
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pink sandwich
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thirsty lay
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Aphrodisiac silver heaven trump supporter
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fragrant forum masturbator
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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fragrant forum masturbator
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Aggressive center double fault
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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Razzmatazz buck-toothed orchestra pit
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azure field newt
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Jones Day is now on the clock
Smoky queen of the night
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
Flatulent range roast beef
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
pink sandwich
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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fragrant forum masturbator
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Smoky queen of the night
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Aggressive center double fault
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180
Dashing love of her life nursing home
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Boyish house
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lmao
Hairraiser blue library milk
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lol
appetizing set
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180 monikers
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multi-colored olive garrison liquid oxygen
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lmao
180 theatre antidepressant drug
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classic shit right here
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thirsty lay
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Aphrodisiac silver heaven trump supporter
  08/26/20
*standing ovation*
rusted parlor black woman
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
spruce vibrant temple mental disorder
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
Flatulent range roast beef
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Dashing love of her life nursing home
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Smoky queen of the night
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
Flatulent range roast beef
  04/30/15
jesus christ
razzle hospital pervert
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180 theatre antidepressant drug
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
shaky shivering depressive brunch
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Lemon home multi-billionaire
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Elite Volcanic Crater
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Fantasy-prone genital piercing
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
Outnumbered Poppy Indirect Expression
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Crusty Passionate Potus
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Cerebral unholy personal credit line partner
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Chocolate tanning salon faggotry
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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fighting marketing idea
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Odious Theater Messiness
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
excitant macaca
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
Duck-like Ape
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
aqua plaza toilet seat
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Duck-like Ape
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
bright place of business
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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Duck-like Ape
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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well-lubricated box office
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
excitant macaca
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
shaky shivering depressive brunch
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
Adventurous House-broken Hunting Ground
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
thriller jet-lagged travel guidebook bawdyhouse
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pink sandwich
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
brass idiot dopamine
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Duck-like Ape
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lol what a reach!
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Smoky queen of the night
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unrealistic.
magenta circlehead
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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Hairraiser blue library milk
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180 theatre antidepressant drug
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multi-colored olive garrison liquid oxygen
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Smoky queen of the night
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180s all around
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fuck
appetizing set
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
razzle hospital pervert
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This one gets me.
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glassy sneaky criminal menage
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rusted parlor black woman
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
electric impertinent corn cake psychic
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
vivacious jewess theater stage
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Elite Volcanic Crater
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Cerebral unholy personal credit line partner
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
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thriller jet-lagged travel guidebook bawdyhouse
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180
cerise nighttime dragon
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this is gaining traction on twitter
snowy frozen internal respiration stain
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link?
exhilarant avocado fortuitous meteor
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holy shit 180^180
Cracking Cordovan Dingle Berry
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
Elite Volcanic Crater
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Elite Volcanic Crater
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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lascivious yellow regret
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lol
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Razzmatazz buck-toothed orchestra pit
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Awkward ladyboy
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lascivious yellow regret
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180 thread
Wine rigpig principal's office
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
magenta circlehead
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Flatulent range roast beef
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jesus
Cracking Cordovan Dingle Berry
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
pink sandwich
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mint galvanic bbw
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Smoky queen of the night
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Smoky queen of the night
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oh fuck
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electric impertinent corn cake psychic
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this thread got fucking dark
razzle hospital pervert
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1 fuckin' 80
Bateful violent halford locale
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jfc
Federal casino telephone
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Wonderful Burgundy School Cafeteria
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Yapping Clear Gay Wizard
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Motley mildly autistic degenerate
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glassy sneaky criminal menage
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
contagious turdskin
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
rusted parlor black woman
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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fiercely-loyal vigorous becky
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Smoky queen of the night
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
Flatulent range roast beef
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Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
razzle hospital pervert
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glassy sneaky criminal menage
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flirting parlour sound barrier
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lascivious yellow regret
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fighting marketing idea
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
Flatulent range roast beef
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180.
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Elite Volcanic Crater
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brilliant
Grizzly Hell Mexican
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Smoky queen of the night
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Curious crackhouse
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JFC
flirting parlour sound barrier
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appetizing set
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nofapping hideous stead
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Flatulent range roast beef
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
Tantric bespoke haunted graveyard
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fucking trigger warning bro
Maroon dysfunction lodge
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Soul-stirring shrine
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18000
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180 theatre antidepressant drug
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glittery hateful headpube
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Smoky queen of the night
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cerise nighttime dragon
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pink sandwich
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this needs to be revisited.
buff racy market toaster
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Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Floppy meetinghouse nowag
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Smoky queen of the night
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Floppy meetinghouse nowag
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Smoky queen of the night
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Tripping Native
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Floppy meetinghouse nowag
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Tripping Native
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Floppy meetinghouse nowag
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Smoky queen of the night
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Tripping Native
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
razzle hospital pervert
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
Cyan senate
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cream at-the-ready prole
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
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Link?
spectacular nubile pit
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thirsty lay
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Alcoholic quadroon factory reset button
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
shaky shivering depressive brunch
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
Duck-like Ape
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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diverse famous landscape painting rehab
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180 bump
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Violet gas station mother
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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glassy sneaky criminal menage
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weil gotshal on the clock
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This was me. Love u guys
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
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seedy painfully honest ticket booth cuckold
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Really good thread
seedy painfully honest ticket booth cuckold
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Pontificating red rigor church building
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has anyone been cut yet?
Frisky Obsidian Crotch Kitchen
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Sapphire Chapel Doctorate
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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seedy painfully honest ticket booth cuckold
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Flatulent range roast beef
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Classic thread.
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Apoplectic Address
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Apoplectic Address
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: fighting marketing idea

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: pink sandwich

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: transparent provocative stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: fighting marketing idea

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring immigrant tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: fighting marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: aqua plaza toilet seat

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: pink sandwich

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Boyish house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Dashing love of her life nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Odious Theater Messiness

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser blue library milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: appetizing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: infuriating wrinkle dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: multi-colored olive garrison liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: 180 theatre antidepressant drug

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: flirting parlour sound barrier

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Supple topaz legal warrant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz buck-toothed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Pearl cuck university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Locus

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: pink sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: pink sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: thirsty lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: slate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy personal credit line partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac silver heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Aggressive center double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone genital piercing

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz buck-toothed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: azure field newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: pink sandwich

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: fragrant forum masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Aggressive center double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Dashing love of her life nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Boyish house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser blue library milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: appetizing set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: shaky shivering depressive brunch

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: multi-colored olive garrison liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: 180 theatre antidepressant drug

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Light water buffalo stage

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: thriller jet-lagged travel guidebook bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: nofapping hideous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: talented patrolman mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Bistre cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: thirsty lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac silver heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: rusted parlor black woman

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: spruce vibrant temple mental disorder

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing love of her life nursing home

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: razzle hospital pervert

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: 180 theatre antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: shaky shivering depressive brunch

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: thriller jet-lagged travel guidebook bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Lemon home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Elite Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered Poppy Indirect Expression

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Crusty Passionate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Crusty Passionate Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: multi-colored olive garrison liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Cerebral unholy personal credit line partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Chocolate tanning salon faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: fighting marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Odious Theater Messiness

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: excitant macaca

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Duck-like Ape

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: aqua plaza toilet seat

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Duck-like Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: bright place of business

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: aqua plaza toilet seat

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Duck-like Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vigorous becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Supple topaz legal warrant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: excitant macaca

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: shaky shivering depressive brunch

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous House-broken Hunting Ground

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: thriller jet-lagged travel guidebook bawdyhouse

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: pink sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: brass idiot dopamine

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Duck-like Ape

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Elite Volcanic Crater

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: magenta circlehead

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Smoky queen of the night



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
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this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse nowag

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse nowag

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Tripping Native

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse nowag

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Tripping Native

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse nowag

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Smoky queen of the night

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Tripping Native

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: razzle hospital pervert

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Cyan senate

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: cream at-the-ready prole



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Startled area

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: spectacular nubile pit

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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: shaky shivering depressive brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Ape

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Amethyst histrionic resort

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Pontificating red rigor church building

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: seedy painfully honest ticket booth cuckold

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Pontificating red rigor church building



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Crotch Kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling alpha whorehouse

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Startling charismatic tattoo legend

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Flatulent range roast beef

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: thirsty lay

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: rusted parlor black woman

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic Address



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Chapel Doctorate

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: transparent provocative stock car



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