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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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Passionate self-centered address
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Passionate self-centered address
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yellow thriller kitty dysfunction
  12/19/18
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Citrine 180 business firm
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traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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Hairraiser goyim
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Hairraiser goyim
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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Glassy skinny woman
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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Citrine 180 business firm
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More please.
Costumed pit rigor
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Wonderful
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Lol
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jfc
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Hairraiser goyim
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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crystalline pisswyrm round eye
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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Citrine 180 business firm
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Gay Menage
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mischievous light principal's office scourge upon the earth
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Jones Day is now on the clock
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Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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Citrine 180 business firm
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Hairraiser goyim
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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crystalline pisswyrm round eye
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180
Cordovan striped hyena hall
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Learning disabled cerise locale mediation
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lmao
Cream Puppy Plaza
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lol
thirsty cumskin
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180 monikers
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Galvanic international law enforcement agency
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lmao
Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol
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classic shit right here
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Passionate self-centered address
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charismatic stock car crotch
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*standing ovation*
Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
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Dechert on the clock
Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Cordovan striped hyena hall
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
Unholy chad
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Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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glittery spot
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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swashbuckling indigo really tough guy
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Blathering ivory parlour background story
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Awkward concupiscible step-uncle's house rigpig
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
Misanthropic Territorial Theater
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
Costumed pit rigor
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Odious Wild Useless Brakes
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
pea-brained brindle dragon range
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
Misanthropic Territorial Theater
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
boyish generalized bond
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ruddy gay wizard regret
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Odious Wild Useless Brakes
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lol what a reach!
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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talented love of her life
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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Costumed pit rigor
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frightening
Odious Wild Useless Brakes
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Cream Puppy Plaza
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Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol
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Galvanic international law enforcement agency
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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180s all around
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fuck
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Citrine 180 business firm
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Unholy chad
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This one gets me.
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Gay Menage
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Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
Mauve Razzle Headpube
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
Naked zombie-like patrolman
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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Blathering ivory parlour background story
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one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
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boyish generalized bond
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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holy shit 180^180
floppy outnumbered azn
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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Citrine 180 business firm
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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lol
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Gay Menage
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Sapphire Tanning Salon Dopamine
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180 thread
Brilliant fortuitous meteor
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
red useless quadroon
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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jesus
floppy outnumbered azn
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Citrine 180 business firm
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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Big roommate home
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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oh fuck
Adventurous crackhouse
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Mauve Razzle Headpube
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this thread got fucking dark
Unholy chad
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1 fuckin' 80
geriatric sienna station
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jfc
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translucent multi-billionaire space
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twisted medicated church
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gold motley therapy
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indecent fragrant field depressive
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
vibrant kitchen
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
appetizing pearl immigrant
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Citrine 180 business firm
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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appetizing pearl immigrant
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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Alcoholic Arousing National Party Of The First Part
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Sapphire Tanning Salon Dopamine
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obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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180.
appetizing pearl immigrant
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Cerebral sadistic selfie telephone
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brilliant
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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rough-skinned frum incel
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JFC
Alcoholic Arousing National Party Of The First Part
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thirsty cumskin
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spectacular half-breed
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Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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fucking trigger warning bro
bright drunken base deer antler
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Cracking locus becky
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18000
swashbuckling indigo really tough guy
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Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol
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Trip New Version Giraffe
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Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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pontificating point double fault
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ruddy gay wizard regret
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this needs to be revisited.
Crimson abode
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appetizing pearl immigrant
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Stirring School
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Stirring School
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Sickened institution indirect expression
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Stirring School
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Sickened institution indirect expression
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Stirring School
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Federal provocative gunner lettuce
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Sickened institution indirect expression
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Unholy chad
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
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Link?
Contagious pink whorehouse gaping
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Passionate self-centered address
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
appetizing pearl immigrant
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Dashing honey-headed casino cuckoldry
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
Odious Wild Useless Brakes
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
appetizing pearl immigrant
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maize at-the-ready karate genital piercing
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Lilac office
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Aphrodisiac Hissy Fit
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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mind-boggling primrose mother toaster
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180 bump
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appetizing pearl immigrant
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bright drunken base deer antler
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bull headed heady ticket booth tattoo
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
appetizing pearl immigrant
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indecent fragrant field depressive
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weil gotshal on the clock
bright drunken base deer antler
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This was me. Love u guys
amber metal wrinkle
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
crusty gas station associate
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
Smoky stag film
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razzle-dazzle temple
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Really good thread
razzle-dazzle temple
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Smoky stag film
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has anyone been cut yet?
Hyperventilating impressive ape pocket flask
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
appetizing pearl immigrant
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
cruel-hearted fishy sweet tailpipe
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
Vigorous forum reading party
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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cowardly place of business
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bright drunken base deer antler
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Passionate self-centered address
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fucking brutal, 180
bright drunken base deer antler
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obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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appetizing pearl immigrant
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Big roommate home
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razzle-dazzle temple
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Welp, that's enough internet for one day
yellow thriller kitty dysfunction
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Blathering ivory parlour background story
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charismatic stock car crotch
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180
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Diverse turdskin
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obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan
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Haunting area
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Passionate self-centered address
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Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary
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Classic thread.
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spectacular half-breed
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Sinister magical trailer park
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Blathering ivory parlour background story
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swashbuckling indigo really tough guy
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Burgundy property cuck
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vibrant kitchen
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Blathering ivory parlour background story
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glittery spot
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
vibrant kitchen
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marvelous state jewess
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison
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appetizing pearl immigrant
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marvelous state jewess
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btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i ...
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Glassy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: overrated idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Costumed pit rigor

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled cerise locale mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: chrome judgmental stage

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Cream Puppy Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: thirsty cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: exhilarant hideous digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: glittery spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic Arousing National Party Of The First Part

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: alcoholic senate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Gay Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good seedy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: jade slimy community account ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: High-end racy rehab laser beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: opaque slap-happy psychic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Blathering ivory parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: charismatic stock car crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: crystalline pisswyrm round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: glittery spot

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Gay Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: mischievous light principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: crystalline pisswyrm round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled cerise locale mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Cream Puppy Plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: thirsty cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: supple ebony theatre

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: boyish generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: spectacular half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Slippery faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Buck-toothed clear meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: charismatic stock car crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: harsh library

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena hall

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Unholy chad

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: boyish generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Jet Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral sadistic selfie telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: glittery spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: rambunctious excitant queen of the night

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling indigo really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling indigo really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Blathering ivory parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Awkward concupiscible step-uncle's house rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: obsidian indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: chrome judgmental stage

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Misanthropic Territorial Theater

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Odious Wild Useless Brakes

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Costumed pit rigor

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Odious Wild Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: pea-brained brindle dragon range

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Costumed pit rigor

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Odious Wild Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Citrine 180 business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: alcoholic senate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: yellow thriller kitty dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Misanthropic Territorial Theater

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: canary bawdyhouse

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: boyish generalized bond

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Odious Wild Useless Brakes

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Author: Big roommate home

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral sadistic selfie telephone

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: red useless quadroon

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

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Author: Unholy chad

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bateful Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Trip New Version Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: pontificating point double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Crimson abode

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Stirring School

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring School

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Sickened institution indirect expression

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Stirring School

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Sickened institution indirect expression

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Stirring School

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Federal provocative gunner lettuce

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Sickened institution indirect expression

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Unholy chad

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado histrionic lay dog poop

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Flirting cobalt shrine clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: deranged trump supporter school cafeteria

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Contagious pink whorehouse gaping

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Passionate self-centered address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Dashing honey-headed casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired sick legal warrant circlehead

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Odious Wild Useless Brakes

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Irradiated shivering university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed talking chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30375332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling primrose mother toaster



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: bearded nursing home

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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: bright drunken base deer antler



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: indecent fragrant field depressive



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: bright drunken base deer antler

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: amber metal wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: crusty gas station associate

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Smoky stag film

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Smoky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating impressive ape pocket flask

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted fishy sweet tailpipe

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Vigorous forum reading party

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Saffron stimulating pozpig sanctuary

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: cowardly place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: bright drunken base deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered address

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: bright drunken base deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294177)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200965)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38201002)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819652)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434654)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43117147)



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Author: Vermilion Internet-worthy Garrison

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: marvelous state jewess



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: appetizing pearl immigrant

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Glassy skinny woman



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