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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Gay clown
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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amber rehab really tough guy
  12/19/18
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Stimulating University Therapy
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Gay clown
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
floppy autistic location
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Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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Lemon friendly grandma
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Gay clown
  04/30/15
You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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Stimulating University Therapy
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More please.
Spectacular rigor
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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Fishy locus
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180
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Big beta market juggernaut
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
offensive blood rage
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Wonderful yarmulke
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Lol
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jfc
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Charismatic cyan property faggotry
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Charismatic cyan property faggotry
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Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother
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Cowardly idiotic boiling water box office
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
Multi-colored sanctuary
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Stimulating University Therapy
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Wonderful yarmulke
  07/24/15
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Pink Supple Boltzmann Cuck
  02/09/21
Jones Day is now on the clock
Gay clown
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
Alcoholic set
  04/30/15
"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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Stimulating University Therapy
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Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother
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Gay clown
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Cowardly idiotic boiling water box office
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180
Fishy locus
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grizzly vigorous pocket flask whorehouse
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lmao
Vibrant Parlour Party Of The First Part
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lol
Navy comical institution weed whacker
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180 monikers
Appetizing Puppy
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Big beta market juggernaut
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lmao
offensive blood rage
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classic shit right here
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turquoise french macaca
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*standing ovation*
Startled Abode
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Scarlet selfie death wish
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
Alcoholic set
  04/30/15
Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
Fishy locus
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Gay clown
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
Alcoholic set
  04/30/15
jesus christ
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offensive blood rage
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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Multi-colored sanctuary
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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floppy autistic location
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
Erotic locale
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
Pungent Forum Immigrant
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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cerebral frum state sound barrier
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
massive shrine organic girlfriend
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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Stimulating University Therapy
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amber rehab really tough guy
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
Pungent Forum Immigrant
  05/01/15
are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
Appetizing Puppy
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
charcoal black woman
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Charismatic cyan property faggotry
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
Demanding hospital
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
cerebral frum state sound barrier
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lol what a reach!
Spectacular rigor
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Gay clown
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unrealistic.
Self-centered Boyish Gaping Cruise Ship
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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Gay clown
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180s all around
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fuck
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Stimulating University Therapy
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devestating
chocolate chapel round eye
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit
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This one gets me.
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Startled Abode
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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Stimulating University Therapy
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
cracking unholy mediation
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Frozen national
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chocolate chapel round eye
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charcoal black woman
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180
insecure shitlib
  05/01/15
this is gaining traction on twitter
Flesh theatre goal in life
  05/01/15
link?
walnut feces alpha
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
Vivacious depressive
  05/01/15
Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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Stimulating University Therapy
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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Stimulating University Therapy
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lol
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flatulent ivory patrolman parlor
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180 thread
buff persian degenerate
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
Self-centered Boyish Gaping Cruise Ship
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Alcoholic set
  05/01/15
jesus
Vivacious depressive
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Stimulating University Therapy
  05/01/15
great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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chocolate chapel round eye
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Gay clown
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oh fuck
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Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop
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this thread got fucking dark
Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
hairraiser irate windowlicker
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big-titted razzle goyim
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Abusive Smoky Station Chad
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hyperactive school cafeteria
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Citrine Swashbuckling Idea He Suggested Foreskin
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
Startled Abode
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
cracking unholy mediation
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Stimulating University Therapy
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Gay clown
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
Alcoholic set
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cracking unholy mediation
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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chrome nursing home
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flatulent ivory patrolman parlor
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floppy autistic location
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
Alcoholic set
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180.
cracking unholy mediation
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Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage
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brilliant
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JFC
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laughsome impertinent stead
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Alcoholic set
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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fucking trigger warning bro
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18000
apoplectic meetinghouse
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offensive blood rage
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Gay clown
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insecure shitlib
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Charismatic cyan property faggotry
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this needs to be revisited.
misanthropic gay wizard
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cracking unholy mediation
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
overrated flickering codepig lay
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Gay clown
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
overrated flickering codepig lay
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Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Gay clown
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
mahogany resort incel
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
overrated flickering codepig lay
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
mahogany resort incel
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
overrated flickering codepig lay
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Gay clown
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
mahogany resort incel
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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sick brethren skinny woman
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
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Link?
kink-friendly adventurous hall ladyboy
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Soul-stirring snowy hairy legs stage
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
cracking unholy mediation
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provocative legend home
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
Appetizing Puppy
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
cerebral frum state sound barrier
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
cracking unholy mediation
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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motley theater stage pervert
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
cracking unholy mediation
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hyperactive school cafeteria
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weil gotshal on the clock
razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church
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This was me. Love u guys
curious indigo trailer park antidepressant drug
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
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racy quadroon
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Really good thread
racy quadroon
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fighting violent base coffee pot
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has anyone been cut yet?
beady-eyed maize sandwich corn cake
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
cracking unholy mediation
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
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fucking brutal, 180
razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church
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floppy autistic location
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chocolate chapel round eye
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racy quadroon
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amber rehab really tough guy
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odious dysfunction hominid
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Frozen national
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turquoise french macaca
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Alcoholic set
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Classic thread.
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Frozen national
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Multi-colored sanctuary
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
Citrine Swashbuckling Idea He Suggested Foreskin
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excitant dun gas station
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
Startled Abode
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excitant dun gas station
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This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Gay clown

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: floppy autistic location

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Lemon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Gay clown

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: floppy autistic location

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: irradiated magical headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: floppy autistic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Spectacular rigor

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: grizzly vigorous pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fishy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Erotic locale

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Parlour Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Navy comical institution weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: fragrant high-end generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Big beta market juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: offensive blood rage

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: chrome nursing home

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic partner kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: anal slap-happy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Bright laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: bespoke heady queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring snowy hairy legs stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: disrespectful house stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: Frozen national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: turquoise french macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly idiotic boiling water box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Wonderful yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Pink Supple Boltzmann Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Gay clown

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Glittery Submissive Double Fault Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Gay clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly idiotic boiling water box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Fishy locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: grizzly vigorous pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Parlour Party Of The First Part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Navy comical institution weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Puppy

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Big beta market juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: offensive blood rage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: painfully honest wine point famous landscape painting

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: charcoal black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: laughsome impertinent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Thirsty naked mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring snowy hairy legs stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: turquoise french macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Startled Abode

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Scarlet selfie death wish

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Fishy locus

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Gay clown

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: offensive blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Puppy

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: charcoal black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready milk pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: amethyst chest-beating piazza hissy fit

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: apoplectic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: apoplectic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Big beta market juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Frozen national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Crimson nighttime indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: floppy autistic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: Erotic locale

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Pungent Forum Immigrant

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Spectacular rigor

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: massive shrine organic girlfriend

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Spectacular rigor

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic partner kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: amber rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Pungent Forum Immigrant

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Puppy

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: hideous alcoholic brunch

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: charcoal black woman

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Demanding hospital

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Spectacular rigor

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Gay clown



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Gold native deer antler



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Self-centered Boyish Gaping Cruise Ship

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: hyperactive school cafeteria



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Spectacular rigor



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: offensive blood rage



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Author: Big beta market juggernaut



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Gay clown



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: histrionic blue trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Navy comical institution weed whacker

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: chocolate chapel round eye

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic partner kitchen

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Wonderful yarmulke



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: chocolate chapel round eye



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: hairraiser irate windowlicker



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: swollen pozpig garrison

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Gay clown

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: peach misunderstood church building lettuce



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular rigor



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: chocolate chapel round eye

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803243)



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Author: charcoal black woman



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: insecure shitlib

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Flesh theatre goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: walnut feces alpha

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Vivacious depressive

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: chrome nursing home

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Wonderful yarmulke



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Author: flatulent ivory patrolman parlor



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: buff persian degenerate

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Self-centered Boyish Gaping Cruise Ship

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Vivacious depressive

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: chocolate chapel round eye



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Author: Gay clown



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: umber filthy field fortuitous meteor

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: lascivious hell mexican

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser irate windowlicker

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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Citrine Swashbuckling Idea He Suggested Foreskin

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Startled Abode

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Stimulating University Therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Self-centered Boyish Gaping Cruise Ship



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pea-brained sneaky criminal stage



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Author: Aromatic center azn

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Author: chrome nursing home

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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: offensive blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic ocher theater



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Gay clown



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: insecure shitlib



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan property faggotry



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: misanthropic gay wizard

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: overrated flickering codepig lay

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Gay clown

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: overrated flickering codepig lay

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Gay clown

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: mahogany resort incel

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: overrated flickering codepig lay

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: mahogany resort incel

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: overrated flickering codepig lay

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Gay clown

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: mahogany resort incel

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Cocky personal credit line orchestra pit

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: bossy area

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: sick brethren skinny woman



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: diverse adulterous bbw office

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: kink-friendly adventurous hall ladyboy

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring snowy hairy legs stage



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: provocative legend home



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Puppy

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: cerebral frum state sound barrier

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: jade hilarious nowag

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Author: cracking unholy mediation



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Author: razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: hyperactive school cafeteria



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church

weil gotshal on the clock

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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: marvelous pit love of her life

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: fighting violent base coffee pot

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: racy quadroon



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: racy quadroon

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: fighting violent base coffee pot



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed maize sandwich corn cake

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Arousing poppy son of senegal

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Infuriating thriller ceo

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic set

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: lilac plaza boistinker



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze twinkling uncleanness church



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring snowy hairy legs stage

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: excitant dun gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657430)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: cracking unholy mediation

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Lemon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#46453107)