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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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razzle-dazzle legend
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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fuchsia supple ceo
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vivacious hyperventilating garrison
  12/19/18
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
adventurous charcoal center
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
razzle-dazzle legend
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
mewling irate stain
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racy avocado brethren
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racy avocado brethren
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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tripping splenetic area candlestick maker
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
razzle-dazzle legend
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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adventurous charcoal center
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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jfc
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racy avocado brethren
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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racy avocado brethren
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Comical godawful stage
  04/30/15
Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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adventurous charcoal center
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Wonderful Indigo Laser Beams
  07/24/15
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Jones Day is now on the clock
razzle-dazzle legend
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
vibrant property
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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adventurous charcoal center
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razzle-dazzle legend
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Comical godawful stage
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180
mind-boggling fear-inspiring church
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duck-like macaca
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lmao
metal cruise ship chad
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lol
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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*standing ovation*
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  12/22/21
the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Lake Deep Haunted Graveyard Coffee Pot
  04/30/15
Dechert on the clock
vibrant property
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
mind-boggling fear-inspiring church
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180 this seems like a reach this early
razzle-dazzle legend
  04/30/15
really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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aromatic infuriating theater
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
adventurous charcoal center
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mewling irate stain
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
appetizing scarlet masturbator native
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
Self-absorbed home goyim
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
180 chestnut affirmative action
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
Self-absorbed home goyim
  05/01/15
are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
Titillating Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo Market
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
Floppy shaky kitty
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
aggressive hominid
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Beady-eyed red office puppy
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
mustard roast beef dysfunction
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lol what a reach!
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razzle-dazzle legend
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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razzle-dazzle legend
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180s all around
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fuck
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
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This one gets me.
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shimmering feces ladyboy
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
idiotic chapel
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
flesh space selfie
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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Massive Field
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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stirring police squad organic girlfriend
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aromatic infuriating theater
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
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aggressive hominid
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180
slap-happy carnelian kitty cat
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this is gaining traction on twitter
Crusty Ruby Nibblets
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link?
Big hilarious plaza
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
excitant forum
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
stirring police squad organic girlfriend
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adventurous charcoal center
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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180 thread
Overrated Abusive Sanctuary Codepig
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
chartreuse sadistic lodge
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
vibrant property
  05/01/15
jesus
excitant forum
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adventurous charcoal center
  05/01/15
great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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odious bbw principal's office
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razzle-dazzle legend
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razzle-dazzle legend
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oh fuck
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idiotic chapel
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this thread got fucking dark
Beta corner rigpig
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
offensive site
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laughsome milky indian lodge doctorate
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Multi-colored Ticket Booth Crotch
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charismatic casino
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Diverse gaming laptop
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
shimmering feces ladyboy
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
Peach Dopamine
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adventurous charcoal center
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razzle-dazzle legend
  05/01/15
While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
vibrant property
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Peach Dopamine
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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ebony demanding blood rage
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mewling irate stain
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
vibrant property
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180.
Peach Dopamine
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stirring police squad organic girlfriend
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brilliant
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vibrant property
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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fucking trigger warning bro
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18000
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razzle-dazzle legend
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slap-happy carnelian kitty cat
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Beady-eyed red office puppy
  07/24/15
this needs to be revisited.
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Peach Dopamine
  07/24/15
Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
razzle-dazzle legend
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national
  07/25/15
Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
razzle-dazzle legend
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
Salmon Community Account
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Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national
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No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
Salmon Community Account
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Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
razzle-dazzle legend
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
Salmon Community Account
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Beta corner rigpig
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
orchid boyish boistinker
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rose locale ape
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
irradiated primrose business firm
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Link?
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fuchsia supple ceo
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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low-t provocative dilemma reading party
  09/03/15
*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
Titillating Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo Market
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
mustard roast beef dysfunction
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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lilac resort pervert
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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Magical meetinghouse digit ratio
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
vibrant property
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Peach Dopamine
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charismatic casino
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weil gotshal on the clock
Yellow thriller range cuck
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This was me. Love u guys
Stimulating confused house personal credit line
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
heady step-uncle's house jewess
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
lime box office
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Electric slate volcanic crater
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Really good thread
Electric slate volcanic crater
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lime box office
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has anyone been cut yet?
erotic sapphire mexican school cafeteria
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Peach Dopamine
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
navy antidepressant drug abode
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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fuchsia supple ceo
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fucking brutal, 180
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odious bbw principal's office
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: mewling irate stain

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: mewling irate stain

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: tripping splenetic area candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: mewling irate stain

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Bronze exciting liquid oxygen internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: mewling irate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Glittery brunch boiling water

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: duck-like macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: appetizing scarlet masturbator native

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: metal cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: pea-brained shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: useless parlor idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: concupiscible disgusting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged autistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Amber trip sneaky criminal church building

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: ebony demanding blood rage

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: umber theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic silver theater stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Slippery pale fanboi

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz high-end indirect expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: fuchsia supple ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic flirting useless brakes son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: misunderstood hairraiser half-breed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Comical godawful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: concupiscible disgusting pocket flask

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Indigo Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: sable effete university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: vibrant property

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: racy avocado brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Comical godawful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: duck-like macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: metal cruise ship chad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: pea-brained shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Titillating Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo Market

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged autistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Amber trip sneaky criminal church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: cerebral impertinent filthpig

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: aggressive hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: brindle bateful station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Drab bisexual hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: talented rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: fuchsia supple ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: misunderstood hairraiser half-breed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: shimmering feces ladyboy

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Lake Deep Haunted Graveyard Coffee Pot

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: vibrant property

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling fear-inspiring church

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: vibrant property

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Beta corner rigpig

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Amber trip sneaky criminal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Titillating Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo Market

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: aggressive hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: geriatric gay wizard keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: stirring police squad organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: concupiscible disgusting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: lascivious mildly autistic genital piercing

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle Henna Potus Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle Henna Potus Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: jet-lagged autistic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: amethyst cracking sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: mewling irate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: appetizing scarlet masturbator native

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed home goyim

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: mustard roast beef dysfunction

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Glittery brunch boiling water

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: mustard roast beef dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: 180 chestnut affirmative action

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Glittery brunch boiling water

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: mustard roast beef dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: umber theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Self-absorbed home goyim

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo Market

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Floppy shaky kitty

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: aggressive hominid

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone menage weed whacker

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: mustard roast beef dysfunction

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

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Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

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Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Awkward gas station death wish



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: slap-happy carnelian kitty cat



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed red office puppy



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Passionate greedy shitlib cuckold

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Salmon Community Account

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: Salmon Community Account

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Hairless swashbuckling fat ankles national

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle legend

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Salmon Community Account

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Beta corner rigpig

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: orchid boyish boistinker

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated primrose business firm

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
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Link?

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Peach Dopamine

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: mustard roast beef dysfunction

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: vibrant property

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Yellow thriller range cuck

weil gotshal on the clock

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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating confused house personal credit line

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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: heady step-uncle's house jewess

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: lime box office

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Electric slate volcanic crater



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Electric slate volcanic crater

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: lime box office



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
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has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: navy antidepressant drug abode

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: vigorous lay

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: vibrant property

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Clear Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657430)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Peach Dopamine

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: tripping splenetic area candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#46453107)