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Pensive tp taking on SV tech culture menace once again (link)

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9473722
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
"It's beginning to dawn on me that it is a form of trol...
flickering doctorate dog poop
  05/21/15
http://www.quora.com/Why-is-Michael-O-Church-notorious-at-Go...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/04/15
Such a fucking self-important faggot. Still bitter
Galvanic Smoky Affirmative Action
  05/04/15
For newbies http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/04/15
The annotated notes are impressive and also unnerving.
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
Holy fuck that predates me by a couple years and I never saw...
sienna set wagecucks
  05/04/15
I didn't even notice that the thread was a DECADE old until ...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_so...
Carnelian Stage Juggernaut
  05/04/15
Lol at his Wikipedia monikers. Media Kid's Strom Thurmond...
sienna set wagecucks
  05/05/15
Lol
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/05/15
...
Opaque sneaky criminal
  09/13/15
Most of those accounts don't actually exist.
Metal Area Death Wish
  05/18/15
he was also convinced that the women of carleton colluded ag...
Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe
  05/04/15
didn't UAT (or maybe another carleton poster?) post a bunch ...
vibrant deep range
  05/19/15
most epic pwnage in board history. thanks. i forgot all abou...
Ruby senate coldplay fan
  05/05/15
Car Ramrod (then, Old Tom Joad) also posted as "can't e...
Metal Area Death Wish
  05/18/15
Hi, Pensive!
dull tattoo multi-billionaire
  05/19/15
...
swollen sandwich
  09/13/15
Holy shit you are unhinged.
swollen sandwich
  09/14/15
JFC, this is legendary. he basically treated IRL Google ...
Ruddy Big Parlour
  05/04/15
cr. need to read through the whole link. "While at G...
Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe
  05/04/15
JFC. this needs more attention on xoxo. this is fucking E...
Ruddy Big Parlour
  05/04/15
Easily a Top 5 Impact Poaster.
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
...
swollen sandwich
  09/13/15
PENSIVE is a fuckin GOD.
Multi-colored prole trailer park
  05/19/15
180 moniker, OP
free-loading tan theater
  05/04/15
Ty
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
LOL....how did pensive get a job at google?
bonkers drunken kitty cat spot
  05/04/15
Not entirely sure, but there is a good fight between him and...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
he is obviously a high g bro. if you could get into a top 20...
Ruddy Big Parlour
  05/04/15
not true
Sickened sick resort
  05/04/15
...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
Is Michael O. Church pensive tp, or is this flame?
iridescent business firm
  05/04/15
only one man invented ambition, the card game. his name is ...
180 alpha pit
  05/04/15
Ambition is a WONDERFUL game here is a link to the rules ...
Swashbuckling abode
  05/04/15
HI PENSIVE
180 alpha pit
  05/04/15
Honestly, pretty cool that he invented a card game.
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
...
Ruddy Big Parlour
  05/04/15
it's big in Japan, you know! LJL
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
lol, is he shadow banned or just down voted on hacker news? ...
Ruddy Big Parlour
  05/04/15
Think his comments get automatically sent to the bottom of t...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
why does paul graham have a vendetta against michael o. chur...
flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard
  05/04/15
tbf, paul graham is a huge faggot
buff home
  05/05/15
Jealousy
appetizing pale whorehouse
  05/05/15
privately, do venture capitalists agree with the writings of...
flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard
  05/04/15
Perhaps my favorite question. Reads like an infomercial.
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/05/15
...
Boyish generalized bond dilemma
  05/21/15
lol why are there like 50 questions about "michael o. c...
flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard
  05/04/15
http://www.quora.com/What-has-Michael-O-Church-produced-in-h...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/04/15
...
swollen sandwich
  09/13/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&mc=3...
buff home
  05/05/15
lol wtf is this http://www.quora.com/Is-Michael-O-Church-...
diverse abusive center
  05/05/15
180!
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/05/15
He might be right about the first part, but definitely not a...
Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe
  05/05/15
...
razzmatazz site antidepressant drug
  05/19/15
Is this the Pensive Rhodes Scholarship meltdown thread? D...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Date: November 24th, 2005 7:50 PM Author: not Never temp...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Date: November 24th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: not That's rea...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Date: November 24th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: asdf1234 You w...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Date: November 24th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: not You see, ...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
GTO chimes in... Date: November 25th, 2005 1:32 AM Autho...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Damn that thread is out of control.
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  05/05/15
Fuck yeah. pensive later claimed he "blacked out" ...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
Poster since the CC days. He was a damaged fucking guy, ...
Metal Area Death Wish
  05/18/15
vibrant deep range
  05/19/15
Date: November 25th, 2005 2:38 AM Author: not A lot of t...
ocher bearded school cafeteria
  05/05/15
lol. pensive is such a diseased person
flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard
  05/21/15
his dedication to sockpuppeting is utterly unreal.
vibrant deep range
  05/19/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_so...
swollen sandwich
  05/19/15
User:COORS
Boyish generalized bond dilemma
  05/21/15
https://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2013/07/03/my-name-is-c...
Henna motley national immigrant
  05/21/15
that's a damn fine letter mike wrote himself
flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard
  05/21/15
hi pensive
Boyish generalized bond dilemma
  05/21/15
Remember he claimed to be more prestigious than Joe Caltech ...
Doobsian violent heaven faggotry
  05/21/15
Is Michael O Church right when he says "Everyone intere...
flickering doctorate dog poop
  05/21/15
https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-to-worship-Bryan-Capla...
Jet ceo stage
  09/13/15
That has to be one of the more bizarre questions and first r...
aggressive demanding haunted graveyard
  09/14/15


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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9473722

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820309)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: flickering doctorate dog poop

"It's beginning to dawn on me that it is a form of trolling."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933544)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

http://www.quora.com/Why-is-Michael-O-Church-notorious-at-Google

Michael O. Church, T9 troll

187 upvotes by Piaw Na (Worked at Google), Quora User, Arjun Prakash, (more)

Google is a large company. It may be one of the best companies at that size, but it still has many of the big-company issues. I was there for 6 months and in that time, I:

tried to save a failing product. I had widespread engineering support but I did not convince upper management of my position. If I had understood large companies better, I would have known this mission to be impossible, because no one is taken seriously at 3 months old. If that person's obviously right, it just makes the people in power angrier.

exposed abuses of process in a way that embarrassed at least one (highly guilty) powerful manager personally.

I am not ashamed of any of this, but if I were to do it over again, I would have done things very differently. Google is, all taken, a pretty great company. I just didn't understand how large human organizations work, at that time, and I really bought into Google's self-perception of being different and open to new ideas, regardless of rank.

I was embarrassingly wrong.

Career advice for Nooglers: Google is doing some fascinating work and it's a great place to be if you get on to the right project. But learn from the mistakes of your predecessors, keep your head down, learn how to play the game before attempting to play it, and wait a few years before you attempt anything that might have a real impact. Also, "eng-misc" rhymes with "just don't".

Written 2 Jan, 2013. 20,607 views.

Downvote

Comments4+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820319)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Smoky Affirmative Action

Such a fucking self-important faggot. Still bitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820333)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

For newbies

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=313634&forum_id=2

Also: anyone have the link to where pensive went apeshit over another poster's being a Rhodes Scholar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820432)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

The annotated notes are impressive and also unnerving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820520)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: sienna set wagecucks

Holy fuck that predates me by a couple years and I never saw the thread until now.

The bort has been struggling with insane psycho spammers since creation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820957)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

I didn't even notice that the thread was a DECADE old until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27821010)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Stage Juggernaut

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Mike_Church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823328)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: sienna set wagecucks

Lol at his Wikipedia monikers.

Media Kid's Strom Thurmond surprise is a classic, seems like something that korea would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826140)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826225)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Opaque sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28747840)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Metal Area Death Wish

Most of those accounts don't actually exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27918080)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe

he was also convinced that the women of carleton colluded against him to withhold sex and make his life miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823350)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: vibrant deep range

didn't UAT (or maybe another carleton poster?) post a bunch of his lulzy carleton bbs messages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919711)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Ruby senate coldplay fan

most epic pwnage in board history. thanks. i forgot all about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826174)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Metal Area Death Wish

Car Ramrod (then, Old Tom Joad) also posted as "can't edit me away!" He was a creep who hit on women on the board, and most of the things he claimed to have "backed up" about Pensive were fraudulent or linked to material that he, himself, created.

He was a class of 1999 (or 2000) Carleton poster who, for some reason, had something against Pensive due to drama on some internal message board. Car Ramrod's identity was figured out and he was known for being a creep and a pathological liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27918066)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: dull tattoo multi-billionaire

Hi, Pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919680)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: swollen sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28749250)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: swollen sandwich

Holy shit you are unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28752014)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Ruddy Big Parlour

JFC, this is legendary.

he basically treated IRL Google like it was xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823394)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe

cr. need to read through the whole link.

"While at Google, Michael spent more time on "misc," the internal listserv known for time-wasting and frivolous debate, than almost anyone else, writing about unproductive topics. He made many enemies and his writing alone ruined his ability to be taken seriously or have another manager want him on his or her team. It was similar to his use of Hacker News, excessive blogging, and now Quora. He simply spent more time involved in politics and internal affairs than working. Again, if you work at Google or know a Googler, a quick search for his name will reveal the entire timestampped history or his writing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823420)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Big Parlour

JFC. this needs more attention on xoxo.

this is fucking EPIC.

it's not an easy feat to make a reputation for yourself in a company the size of Google, much less the entirely of SV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823524)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Easily a Top 5 Impact Poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824127)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: swollen sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28748665)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 3:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored prole trailer park

PENSIVE is a fuckin GOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919867)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: free-loading tan theater

180 moniker, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820335)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820392)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820723)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: bonkers drunken kitty cat spot

LOL....how did pensive get a job at google?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820756)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Not entirely sure, but there is a good fight between him and a Googler concerning his experience ITT: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5516714

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27820900)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Ruddy Big Parlour

he is obviously a high g bro. if you could get into a top 20 PhD program in math, Google will beg you to work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823445)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Sickened sick resort

not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824138)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823158)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

Is Michael O. Church pensive tp, or is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823205)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: 180 alpha pit

only one man invented ambition, the card game. his name is michael o. church and via his moniker pensive he discussed the game on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823222)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling abode

Ambition is a WONDERFUL game here is a link to the rules

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7lsZKzHuuhoTb2Wj_L3zrhHZh5IEKBDf56ExgErv4o/edit?pli=1

tell your friends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823264)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: 180 alpha pit

HI PENSIVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823305)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Honestly, pretty cool that he invented a card game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824036)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Ruddy Big Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824048)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

it's big in Japan, you know! LJL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826916)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Ruddy Big Parlour

lol, is he shadow banned or just down voted on hacker news? his post is grey to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27823364)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Think his comments get automatically sent to the bottom of threads due to a feud between him and a mod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824300)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

why does paul graham have a vendetta against michael o. church?

https://www.quora.com/Hacker-News/Why-does-Paul-Graham-have-a-vendetta-against-Michael-O-Church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824144)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:56 AM
Author: buff home

tbf, paul graham is a huge faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826149)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: appetizing pale whorehouse

Jealousy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27827555)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

privately, do venture capitalists agree with the writings of michael o. church? https://www.quora.com/Privately-do-venture-capitalists-agree-with-the-writings-of-Michael-O-Church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824152)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Perhaps my favorite question. Reads like an infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824435)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Boyish generalized bond dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933445)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

lol why are there like 50 questions about "michael o. church" with the fucking o.

is it literally pensive talking to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824166)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

http://www.quora.com/What-has-Michael-O-Church-produced-in-his-life-besides-a-card-game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824216)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: swollen sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28748688)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: buff home

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&mc=37&forum_id=2#27823328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826143)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: diverse abusive center

lol wtf is this

http://www.quora.com/Is-Michael-O-Church-right-when-he-says-Everyone-interested-in-US-sociology-needs-to-read-Autoadmit-Xoxohth-Revolting-but-its-how-the-US-upper-class-actually-think



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824722)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27824736)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Impressive University Giraffe

He might be right about the first part, but definitely not about the second - the posters on AutoAdmit do not represent the upper class, or even serious aspirants to the upper class. They are the upper middle class (or serious aspirants to it). The upper class tends to be fanatically mindful of its reputation and popularity even when it gets the means to maintaining those things hilariously wrong; choosing to be inflammatory and narcissistic because one is confident one will face no repercussions for it is something they never do (and I believe the content of AutoAdmit is deliberate, not an endless parade of mistakes and miscalculations). It is the upper middle class that treats everything as a game and cannot conceive of real consequences.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826517)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz site antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919745)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Is this the Pensive Rhodes Scholarship meltdown thread?

Date: November 24th, 2005 6:58 PM

Author: not

False. Ever hear of Joe Caltech? He's worse with people than most diagnosed autistics, and his personality is defective, and he got [a Rhodes Scholarship].

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4374491

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826921)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Date: November 24th, 2005 7:50 PM

Author: not

Never tempt a man with quicker wit.

I never said that the Rhodes was a TTT. Historically, it has been a prestigious scholarship, but there are anecdotal reports of losers receiving them, and proof of at least one: Joe Caltech. PrepMe, of course, is a loser-fucker company designed to help rich loser-fuckers get into top schools at the expense of poorer, more worthy students. Simply put, it's a classist pogrom against the American poor.

"including graduate schools that wouldn't have given you a second glance"

Such as? I won't hold my breath; I know you won't be able to come up with any. To support your point, it is true that I wouldn't have gotten into top engineering departments, only because I didn't take any engineering classes at all during undergrad, but the same goes in reverse. I honestly don't know how to compare math vs. engineering for overall prestige, but I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't have gotten into a top 25 math department, ever, but especially not now, after the Michael Lohman incident, since surely departments are more worried about "that type" than they were before.

I'm NOT the only one who's got this loser-fucker figured out? Ever hear of 174? He's way more prestigious (as am I) than anyone who has ever defended Joe Caltech.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4374678

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826930)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Date: November 24th, 2005 9:47 PM

Author: not

That's really not true anymore. Maybe it was at one time, but the general consensus among elite circles (compared to lower-middle class XO speculation):

1. You don't need to go to HYP, but you should go somewhere that is good-- an Ivy, top 15 LAC, or a uni with formidable research programs. Princeton is the best of HYP.

2. If you went to a lower-calibre undergrad, you can make up for it through extensive self-study and erudition.

3. The major international fellowships (Rhodes, et al) have declined in selectivity over the past decade or so, though they're still quite respectable.

In any case, I never applied for the RS and I probably won't, because it would interrupt my graduate study. If Joe Caltech got one, though, I'd have a damn good shot at it.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4375409

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826981)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Date: November 24th, 2005 9:58 PM

Author: asdf1234

You would have NO SHOT EVER, so lets clear that up to begin with.

My partner for one of my papers was one of the 32. He had excellent grades (and a much heavier courseload than me) and ridiculous extracurriculars. The Rhodes blurb mentioned like 1/3 of them.

truly prestigious.

Date: November 24th, 2005 10:02 PM

Author: not [pensive]

You are wrong, and you can suck my cock, so let's clear that up to begin with.

If Joe Caltech was able to get one, then it wouldn't be difficult for me since I am by all accounts more impressive. If he hadn't gotten one, I would probably suspect that my chances would be relatively low.

That said, it sounds like your friend is pretty damn prestigious. Kudos to him.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4375490

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826992)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Date: November 24th, 2005 10:12 PM

Author: not

You see, it's really not. Yes, the Rhodes Scholarship is neat and a lot of impressive people end up getting them, but it's not the "ultimate arbiter" of anything other than who gets to study in England.

I am already more prestigious than he is, though that's not saying much, and in truth I'm not terribly prestigious.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4375537

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27826997)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

GTO chimes in...

Date: November 25th, 2005 1:32 AM

Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

I guess pensive's prestige rankings are based primarily on whether the school accepted him.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4376921

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27827053)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

Damn that thread is out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27827098)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Fuck yeah. pensive later claimed he "blacked out" ever posting in it. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27827118)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Metal Area Death Wish

Poster since the CC days.

He was a damaged fucking guy, no question.

I fought him back then but I support his stance on Silicon Valley and most of his work on Quora.

I wouldn't want to be one of his enemies. If he gets his shit together and beats whatever demons are holding him back, he's powerful. If he goes all-out crazy, then he's dangerous because he's crazy. No win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27918197)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: vibrant deep range
Subject:

Hi pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919722)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: ocher bearded school cafeteria

Date: November 25th, 2005 2:38 AM

Author: not

A lot of those Rhodes Scholars are damn impressive. Joe Caltech isn't.

Haha. I've gotten you fuckers to flame with me for 300+ posts. Haven't you figured out yet that I only care about the numbers? It glorifies my ego either way. PWN3D.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=305275&forum_id=2#4377469

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27827400)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

lol. pensive is such a diseased person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933408)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 1:53 AM
Author: vibrant deep range

his dedication to sockpuppeting is utterly unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919731)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 3:03 AM
Author: swollen sandwich

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Mike_Church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27919858)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Boyish generalized bond dilemma

User:COORS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933469)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Henna motley national immigrant

https://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2013/07/03/my-name-is-cleared/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933382)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: flushed vivacious scourge upon the earth gay wizard

that's a damn fine letter mike wrote himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933418)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Boyish generalized bond dilemma

hi pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933436)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Doobsian violent heaven faggotry

Remember he claimed to be more prestigious than Joe Caltech

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933552)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: flickering doctorate dog poop

Is Michael O Church right when he says "Everyone interested in US sociology needs to read Autoadmit/Xoxohth. Revolting but it's how the US upper-class actually think".?

https://www.quora.com/Is-Michael-O-Church-right-when-he-says-Everyone-interested-in-US-sociology-needs-to-read-Autoadmit-Xoxohth-Revolting-but-its-how-the-US-upper-class-actually-think?share=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#27933609)



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Date: September 13th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Jet ceo stage

https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-to-worship-Bryan-Caplan-Peter-Thiel-Aaron-Swartz-and-Michael-O-Church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28749329)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: aggressive demanding haunted graveyard

That has to be one of the more bizarre questions and first responses I've seen on that site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2871573&forum_id=2#28751993)