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Date: May 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza masturbator Actually, they're fucking retarded.
XYZ Holdings, LLC owns an apartment complex. Call it "Happy Cactus Apartments."
For some batshit stupid reason, crazy plaintiff thinks his LLC owns them.
We file a motion to dismiss.
In response, he secures a state trade name certificate for "Apartments Cactus Happy" -- not even the same fucking name as the complex -- and says that constitutes evidence of his ownership.
JFC. What has my life become? |
Date: May 12th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: maize toaster Got em!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27877477) |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 7:38 PM Author: startling insecure roommate Are you title counsel or foreclosure counsel or do you just rep the association against a legit nut job? They stopped paying assessments? If you rep a bank they probably just want a loan mod, wont qualify, and your client will just pay them 5k to leave. If you rep the association and arent title counsel, and this is about assessments and them proactively fighting an HOA foreclosure you are golden because your association client is almost definitely too stupid to settle and you can milk the file for $30-50k. No bank or title co would let you run the bill that high. HOA's are the BEST clients. The fuckers paid for my Maserati.
You get to put like zero effort into you opposition papers with pro-se crackpots. It feels like a waste of your time only until the check clears. The only real problem is some of these people are legitimately dangerous.... |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza masturbator I represent the investor that owns the project.
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: startling insecure roommate Did the title co refuse the claim? This sounds like a title insurance matter.
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: Supple set thoughts on doing purely HOA? i know a solo that went 100% into it around the time the real estate market crashed and he made bank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878258) |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: startling insecure roommate Exactly that. It had its time. The boom in that area is over. The booming areas in real estate now are the same as pre-bubble -- structured products. Though Goldman even has a few actual towers its funding old school bank style with standard 30 year mortgages....
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:23 PM Author: magical gas station well i need more facts..
1) did he have the LLC signed by a notary on an original 2 cent stamp (issued by the actual U.S. Mail Service)?
2) Did he sign his name over the notary to seal the note?
3) Did he acknowledge his government name in the pleading?
4) Does the flag in the court contain gold fringe (if not your fucked) |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: Ruddy Exciting Nursing Home lol
brother, i was bullshitting with the deputies in between court yesterday talking about freemen on the land/16th Am protestors/etc. they had some 180 stories. so did the judge when he got in on it as well. |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: Stirring Native Cuckold Describe some stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878440) |
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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Chestnut Base Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878264) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:35 PM Author: sticky library Also needs a wax seal with his family's crest on it to be binding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27904840) |
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Date: May 17th, 2015 12:29 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza masturbator All very good questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27907145) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:55 AM Author: vivacious talking hunting ground new version ljl
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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:58 AM Author: vivacious talking hunting ground new version https://www.scribd.com/search-documents?query=schmalfeldt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27935585) |