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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
judgmental den dingle berry
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
ivory preventive strike
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
judgmental den dingle berry
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
cobalt lodge
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Talking Hall
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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ivory preventive strike
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Learning disabled vigorous library incel
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
ivory preventive strike
  06/06/15
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judgmental den dingle berry
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Bisexual church building lettuce
  05/22/15
holy shit
motley bonkers range
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
stirring theater stage
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
green gaping plaza
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
heady state private investor
  05/23/15
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Rofl
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  11/12/15
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cream glittery masturbator
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Up-to-no-good Sweet Tailpipe Sanctuary
  04/25/16
lmao
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  04/17/17
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Apoplectic overrated candlestick maker
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Light Nighttime Crotch Dragon
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orange antidepressant drug bawdyhouse
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green gaping plaza
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Adventurous vengeful main people site
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
Talented Keepsake Machete Toilet Seat
  05/23/15
lmao
ivory preventive strike
  06/06/15
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green gaping plaza
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Puce Stead Marketing Idea
  05/22/15
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Gold Locale Jewess
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Sepia shrine friendly grandma
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Drab marvelous point weed whacker
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
mischievous parlour puppy
  05/23/15
Lol dude
orange antidepressant drug bawdyhouse
  05/30/15
180
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pontificating fragrant market really tough guy
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green gaping plaza
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
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  04/25/16
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green gaping plaza
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Disrespectful principal's office toaster
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
odious awkward reading party black woman
  06/06/15
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Mind-boggling french chef
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Razzle-dazzle fishy crackhouse mediation
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Lake french messiness
  06/06/15
?
heady state private investor
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Topaz alcoholic legend
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
Lilac sick stage cuckoldry
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Topaz alcoholic legend
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Up-to-no-good Sweet Tailpipe Sanctuary
  04/25/16
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  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
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  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
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heady state private investor
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
racy pale coffee pot pit
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
heady state private investor
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
autistic exciting public bath dysfunction
  04/25/16
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green gaping plaza
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
judgmental den dingle berry
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
judgmental den dingle berry
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: judgmental den dingle berry

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: ivory preventive strike

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: judgmental den dingle berry

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: cobalt lodge

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Talking Hall

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Trip knife

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: violent very tactful church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: heady state private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: pontificating fragrant market really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: cream glittery masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control exhilarant forum clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: ivory preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled vigorous library incel

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: ivory preventive strike

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: judgmental den dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Bisexual church building lettuce

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: motley bonkers range

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: stirring theater stage

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: green gaping plaza

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: heady state private investor

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: slimy walnut abode volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic overrated candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Talented Keepsake Machete Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: violent very tactful church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Piazza



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse gay wizard



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: orange antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: cream glittery masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sweet Tailpipe Sanctuary

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: crawly base

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic overrated candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Light Nighttime Crotch Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: orange antidepressant drug bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: green gaping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous vengeful main people site

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Talented Keepsake Machete Toilet Seat

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: ivory preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: green gaping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Puce Stead Marketing Idea

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Gold Locale Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Sepia shrine friendly grandma

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Drab marvelous point weed whacker

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: mischievous parlour puppy

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: orange antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: indigo center selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: pontificating fragrant market really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: green gaping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: cream glittery masturbator

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: green gaping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful principal's office toaster

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: odious awkward reading party black woman

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle fishy crackhouse mediation

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Lake french messiness

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: heady state private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Topaz alcoholic legend

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Lilac sick stage cuckoldry

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Topaz alcoholic legend

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sweet Tailpipe Sanctuary

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: autistic exciting public bath dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Bearded Azn

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: autistic exciting public bath dysfunction

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: heady state private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: racy pale coffee pot pit

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: heady state private investor

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: autistic exciting public bath dysfunction

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: green gaping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: judgmental den dingle berry

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: judgmental den dingle berry

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)