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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Laughsome locus nowag
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
amethyst arrogant laser beams meetinghouse
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Hyperactive hospital persian
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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diverse stage
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Laughsome locus nowag
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Nubile Sable Volcanic Crater Plaza
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Laughsome locus nowag
  06/06/15
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Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Cheese-eating abode mental disorder
  05/22/15
holy shit
Cobalt brethren bbw
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
iridescent hilarious blood rage institution
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Odious dilemma trump supporter
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Bright Motley Forum Jewess
  05/23/15
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talented national police squad
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razzmatazz faggotry
  07/04/15
Rofl
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  11/12/15
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Salmon yarmulke
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Fishy cowardly theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/16
lmao
Rough-skinned maniacal set
  04/17/17
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brindle supple old irish cottage range
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Odious dilemma trump supporter
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Kink-friendly Azure Station Clown
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
frum heady school immigrant
  05/23/15
lmao
Laughsome locus nowag
  06/06/15
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Odious dilemma trump supporter
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Scarlet son of senegal stage
  05/22/15
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translucent jew prole
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
White glittery crackhouse
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Orange Hell
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
mind-boggling depressive foreskin
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Chartreuse water buffalo
  05/30/15
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Razzle-dazzle lilac hunting ground mexican
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Dashing resort
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Odious dilemma trump supporter
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Salmon yarmulke
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Odious dilemma trump supporter
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
racy area quadroon
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Ruby dead goyim sandwich
  06/06/15
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Floppy Queen Of The Night
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Vigorous green rehab
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Learning disabled liquid oxygen sanctuary
  06/06/15
?
Bright Motley Forum Jewess
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Black beady-eyed travel guidebook stead
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
Fluffy Gaming Laptop Wagecucks
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Black beady-eyed travel guidebook stead
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Fishy cowardly theater stage really tough guy
  04/25/16
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Bistre Place Of Business
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Costumed thriller heaven
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Bistre Place Of Business
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Bright Motley Forum Jewess
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
very tactful marvelous ladyboy center
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Bright Motley Forum Jewess
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Bistre Place Of Business
  04/25/16
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Odious dilemma trump supporter
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Laughsome locus nowag

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: amethyst arrogant laser beams meetinghouse

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive hospital persian

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Appetizing dog poop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Clear bearded indirect expression hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Bright Motley Forum Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Dashing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Salmon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Laughsome locus nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Nubile Sable Volcanic Crater Plaza

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Laughsome locus nowag

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating abode mental disorder

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Cobalt brethren bbw

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: iridescent hilarious blood rage institution

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Bright Motley Forum Jewess

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: talented national police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: brindle supple old irish cottage range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: frum heady school immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Clear bearded indirect expression hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Excitant Red Sound Barrier Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse water buffalo

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Salmon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Fishy cowardly theater stage really tough guy

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned maniacal set

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: brindle supple old irish cottage range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: chestnut famous landscape painting death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Azure Station Clown

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: frum heady school immigrant

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Laughsome locus nowag

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Scarlet son of senegal stage

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: translucent jew prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: White glittery crackhouse

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Orange Hell

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling depressive foreskin

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse water buffalo

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lilac hunting ground mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Dashing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Salmon yarmulke

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: racy area quadroon

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Ruby dead goyim sandwich

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Floppy Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Vigorous green rehab

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled liquid oxygen sanctuary

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Bright Motley Forum Jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Black beady-eyed travel guidebook stead

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fluffy Gaming Laptop Wagecucks

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Black beady-eyed travel guidebook stead

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Fishy cowardly theater stage really tough guy

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Bistre Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Costumed thriller heaven

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Bistre Place Of Business

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Bright Motley Forum Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: very tactful marvelous ladyboy center

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Bright Motley Forum Jewess

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Bistre Place Of Business

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Odious dilemma trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Electric ungodly bawdyhouse pistol

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)