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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!
| crusty pozpig garrison | 05/22/15 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: crusty pozpig garrison Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.
Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM Author: Orchid idiot wooooooah
this is right up there with the guachack |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM Author: crusty pozpig garrison except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM Author: Judgmental deep field sound barrier Explain this to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM Author: fantasy-prone carmine dopamine therapy Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM Author: ivory comical antidepressant drug resort http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: khaki titillating azn rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM Author: Idiotic tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Puce Stirring Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Indecent Greedy State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: flesh razzle-dazzle plaza scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Orchid idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: slate bawdyhouse hunting ground u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: Orchid idiot stop with ur lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553) |
Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM Author: crusty pozpig garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: Metal Space Quadroon ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: sepia striped hyena parlor holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM Author: free-loading aromatic gaming laptop Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home Yep. This is what I do.
Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.
Two tortillas on the side
Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.
Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: Idiotic tattoo Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: henna nibblets 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM Author: violent hospital toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM Author: heady keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM Author: khaki titillating azn rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: razzle french chef famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: motley aqua new version knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM Author: chartreuse vivacious lay Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Indecent Greedy State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: yapping corner people who are hurt HOLY SHIT! lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Provocative orange heaven lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: violent hospital toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: haunting startling spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: chartreuse vivacious lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor crackhouse please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: heady keepsake machete Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: Orchid idiot lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Cerise den jew I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Bright tanning salon hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: Honey-headed flatulent pit milk Damn, you Jews are cheap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Medicated principal's office rigpig Been doing this since literally 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Adventurous copper church laser beams Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.
Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol. |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: chartreuse vivacious lay Lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: charismatic submissive associate locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Puce Stirring Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Indecent Greedy State (Chaim Pubeberg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: Diverse theatre Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: Jet-lagged offensive parlour Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959) |
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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM Author: french filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Big potus LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: out-of-control nowag lol u guise are such losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM Author: Idiotic tattoo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: Talented massive coffee pot lodge I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Peach Misunderstood Friendly Grandma Hell it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Talented massive coffee pot lodge lol
for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: yapping corner people who are hurt "Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: mentally impaired gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Maize chapel do you flutter your eyelashes at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: mentally impaired gay wizard You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: Idiotic tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: splenetic exciting stain The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM Author: Idiotic tattoo ur source for guac tips since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: mentally impaired gay wizard LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.
LOL @ how clueless women are. |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Jet Galvanic Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: crusty pozpig garrison I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: crusty pozpig garrison Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041) |