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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
bright parlour degenerate
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
abnormal salmon kitty cat
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
bright parlour degenerate
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Swashbuckling Station
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Adventurous hospital
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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titillating painfully honest pistol locus
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  01/16/18
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abnormal salmon kitty cat
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Fiercely-loyal umber hell regret
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
abnormal salmon kitty cat
  06/06/15
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bright parlour degenerate
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Bat shit crazy ivory wrinkle crotch
  05/22/15
holy shit
razzle wine kitchen
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
ultramarine dashing pit selfie
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
rough-skinned university
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Primrose principal's office pisswyrm
  05/23/15
180
Gay range lettuce
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wonderful filthpig
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Exhilarant arrogant shrine
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transparent boyish orchestra pit
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Carmine mad-dog skullcap multi-billionaire
  07/04/15
Rofl
Erotic School
  11/12/15
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titillating painfully honest pistol locus
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Bonkers chestnut public bath ceo
  04/25/16
lmao
Embarrassed To The Bone White Nibblets Fat Ankles
  04/17/17
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wonderful filthpig
  04/17/17
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trip whorehouse
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Erotic School
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rough-skinned university
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
underhanded unholy hominid
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
translucent market gay wizard
  05/23/15
lmao
abnormal salmon kitty cat
  06/06/15
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rough-skinned university
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
laughsome blue skinny woman
  05/22/15
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comical indigo scourge upon the earth
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
apoplectic multi-colored yarmulke
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Provocative Athletic Conference Den
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Insane Native Halford
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Erotic School
  05/30/15
180
Histrionic Sepia Brunch
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Fear-inspiring rigpig
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rough-skinned university
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
titillating painfully honest pistol locus
  04/25/16
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rough-skinned university
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Deep school cafeteria messiness
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
low-t property
  06/06/15
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vivacious indecent stock car dragon
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
talking alcoholic location
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
unhinged ruby state
  06/06/15
?
Primrose principal's office pisswyrm
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
floppy mildly autistic dilemma
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
cruel-hearted beady-eyed national security agency mood
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
floppy mildly autistic dilemma
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Bonkers chestnut public bath ceo
  04/25/16
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Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
Odious Well-lubricated Spot Cumskin
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike
  04/25/16
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Primrose principal's office pisswyrm
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
razzmatazz mauve personal credit line resort
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Primrose principal's office pisswyrm
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike
  04/25/16
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rough-skinned university
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
bright parlour degenerate
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
bright parlour degenerate
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: bright parlour degenerate

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: abnormal salmon kitty cat

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: bright parlour degenerate

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Station

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Adventurous hospital

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Obsidian Vigorous Chapel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Primrose principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: titillating painfully honest pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: House-broken bateful boistinker ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: abnormal salmon kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal umber hell regret

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: abnormal salmon kitty cat

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: bright parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ivory wrinkle crotch

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: razzle wine kitchen

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: ultramarine dashing pit selfie

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned university

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Primrose principal's office pisswyrm

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Gay range lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: translucent market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: transparent boyish orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Carmine mad-dog skullcap multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Erotic School

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: titillating painfully honest pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Bonkers chestnut public bath ceo

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone White Nibblets Fat Ankles

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: trip whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Erotic School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: underhanded unholy hominid

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: translucent market gay wizard

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: abnormal salmon kitty cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: laughsome blue skinny woman

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: comical indigo scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored yarmulke

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Provocative Athletic Conference Den

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Insane Native Halford

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Erotic School

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Histrionic Sepia Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: titillating painfully honest pistol locus

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Deep school cafeteria messiness

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: low-t property

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: vivacious indecent stock car dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: talking alcoholic location

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: unhinged ruby state

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Primrose principal's office pisswyrm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: floppy mildly autistic dilemma

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: cruel-hearted beady-eyed national security agency mood

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: floppy mildly autistic dilemma

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Bonkers chestnut public bath ceo

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Odious Well-lubricated Spot Cumskin

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Primrose principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz mauve personal credit line resort

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Primrose principal's office pisswyrm

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Old Irish Cottage Preventive Strike

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: bright parlour degenerate

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: bright parlour degenerate

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)