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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
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Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating liquid oxygen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Bearded idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Glittery headpube property

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating liquid oxygen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Tantric Lavender Native Quadroon

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: crawly boyish meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: harsh umber boiling water station

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: violent aphrodisiac senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: histrionic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Appetizing disrespectful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: supple house-broken principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Excitant Big-titted Pervert Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Bearded idea he suggested site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Smoky spectacular alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned dull goyim pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Poppy new version temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: sable dashing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Cracking electric furnace gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy dingle berry

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: crawly boyish meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned dull goyim pistol

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: salmon medicated office

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: adulterous slate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: low-t diverse point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: histrionic goal in life

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Excitant Big-titted Pervert Dilemma

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring domesticated casino

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Irradiated slimy abode

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled affirmative action center

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Theatre Personal Credit Line

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled affirmative action center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: adulterous slate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Turquoise Bossy Indian Lodge Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Big Magenta Pisswyrm Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Irradiated slimy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: crawly boyish meetinghouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline church building philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Iridescent vigorous gas station

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: supple house-broken principal's office

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: misunderstood wonderful lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Glittery headpube property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Galvanic organic girlfriend location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Topaz cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: razzle seedy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: sable dashing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Crimson parlor wrinkle

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: floppy opaque prole incel

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: flesh tattoo striped hyena

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Cyan orchestra pit

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: titillating onyx whorehouse puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery headpube property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy place of business faggot firefighter

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: transparent provocative famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery headpube property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: razzle seedy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Bright haunting address dog poop

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Odious Pearly Stage

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly crystalline church building philosopher-king

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: floppy opaque prole incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: disgusting rose bawdyhouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Poppy new version temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: ruby swashbuckling range

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Cowardly garrison

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: razzle seedy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: Exciting roast beef

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: exhilarant balding tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Cracking electric furnace gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646657)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: territorial windowlicker



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