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Lost bball game yesterday because millennial "male" could not change tire (Earl)

Had to post this after reading 433's thread. We had only ...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
should have called whok instead
stimulating karate kitty
  06/22/15
we needed an asian guy as roster subs are not allowed and we...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
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stimulating karate kitty
  06/22/15
that thread was infuriating. am I retarded to think you g...
180 boiling water senate
  06/22/15
Link to the thread plz. I haven't been here for a few days.
Self-centered vibrant crackhouse
  06/22/15
why would the other team agree to play with 4 guys? We woul...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
I don't know how serious these games are. when I played in ...
180 boiling water senate
  06/22/15
well we had spanked these guys the time before so they were ...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
I blew a tire on the freeway once and the only person who st...
Self-centered vibrant crackhouse
  06/22/15
awesome. Was she hitting on you?
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
No, she was just really nice and thought it was her Christia...
Self-centered vibrant crackhouse
  06/22/15
a kid helped me out once and I felt it was a similar situati...
180 boiling water senate
  06/22/15
Maybe you should fuck HIS ass next time
glittery harsh jew french chef
  06/22/15
Who knows how to change a tire?
pink multi-colored mad cow disease office
  06/22/15
men who drive cars?
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
I drive a car, but I have no idea how to change a tire. I j...
pink multi-colored mad cow disease office
  06/22/15
well you should probably learn at some point.
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
My dad knows how. I could just call him. That is efficient...
pink multi-colored mad cow disease office
  06/22/15
it helps if your dad is in the car driving you around everyw...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
It's not hard, man. I can do it and I'm borderline stupid.
stimulating karate kitty
  06/22/15
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Navy Bonkers Telephone Milk
  06/22/15
"Me and our PG accounted for 70 of our points." ...
Curious up-to-no-good casino coffee pot
  06/22/15
I've never pretended not to brag about lifting, running, bba...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
Plays on a team full of Asian doods and brags about points s...
garnet charismatic sanctuary haunted graveyard
  06/22/15
the team is not full of asian dudes. 2 white guys, 2 black ...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
Earl is a vain faggot but unlike RSF he's hilarious and not ...
Milky Idiotic Stage
  06/22/15
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Cracking theatre water buffalo
  06/22/15
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stimulating karate kitty
  06/22/15
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painfully honest learning disabled dilemma dragon
  06/23/15
Tom Brady and I accounted for four SBs.
Tantric maize generalized bond shrine
  06/22/15
(Deflator)
glittery harsh jew french chef
  06/22/15
Tiger woods and I had the same number of birdies on Sunday i...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
LOL! I have never needed to change a tire.
mischievous amethyst gaping nowag
  06/22/15
u should be happy that he is maximizing the value of his aaa...
dun elite goyim round eye
  06/22/15
I am annoyed that millennials lack the competitive fire to d...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
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fear-inspiring hairy legs
  06/22/15
I fucked up my car and took an hour the first time I changed...
Tantric maize generalized bond shrine
  06/22/15
Millennial w/ spare tire and a jack: "Which goes up my ...
stirring home
  06/22/15
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Beady-eyed arrogant mexican partner
  06/22/15
Should've called me or Imanagecat or box's husband. Hey ...
alcoholic rehab
  06/22/15
they can tell you are not local by your lack of confidence, ...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
They beat up non locals for surfing in their spots?
Milky Idiotic Stage
  06/22/15
no for things like "dropping in" whatever the fuck...
adventurous citrine station
  06/22/15
f'in classic. any MAN should be able to change a blown-out ...
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  06/22/15


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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

Had to post this after reading 433's thread.

We had only 5 guys playing yesterday because most people were on trips or had father's day plans.

Hour before the game, one of the guys on the team - 24 years old - texts and says he got a flat tire (20 miles from the gym) and was waiting for AAA. This guy was subbing in and doing us a favor, so I couldn't just tell him to be a fucking man and change his own tire and hurry the fuck up.

It took AAA an hour to get there and of course he missed the game.

We ended up playing 4 on 5 and losing 80 to 90. The other team shot 60% from the field and had 30 assists. Me and our PG accounted for 70 of our points. The other team hit all of their open shots and they passed well so there was nothing we could do.

We played them earlier in the season with 7 guys and won by 28. We would have won with anyone standing in as a 5th.

I can't decide if the millennial sub actually had a flat tire, or if he was just hungover and did not feel like showing up. Bullshit excuses either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176930)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: stimulating karate kitty

should have called whok instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176937)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

we needed an asian guy as roster subs are not allowed and we had one asian person on our roster who had not played. This guy is AGWWG hapa, so good enough to pass. Though if we had more than 45 minutes notice we could have picked up any fucking asian male off the street and still won. He could have just guarded their shitty player and stayed on defense. We would have won 80-65.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176955)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: stimulating karate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176967)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: 180 boiling water senate

that thread was infuriating.

am I retarded to think you guys could've played 4 v 4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176945)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Self-centered vibrant crackhouse

Link to the thread plz. I haven't been here for a few days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176951)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

why would the other team agree to play with 4 guys? We would have killed them 4 on 4. They let 4 guys with two of us doubled teamed the entire game score 80 on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176958)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: 180 boiling water senate

I don't know how serious these games are. when I played in rec leagues and teams were short-handed sometimes they did shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176981)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

well we had spanked these guys the time before so they were not going to willingly lose to appear sporting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176991)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Self-centered vibrant crackhouse

I blew a tire on the freeway once and the only person who stopped to help was a pregnant girl who looked about 17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176949)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

awesome. Was she hitting on you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176968)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Self-centered vibrant crackhouse

No, she was just really nice and thought it was her Christian duty to help. This was in Georgia, btw. I changed the tire but she handed me tools and stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176980)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: 180 boiling water senate

a kid helped me out once and I felt it was a similar situation. 180 on him though. I would've been fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177032)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: glittery harsh jew french chef

Maybe you should fuck HIS ass next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176939)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: pink multi-colored mad cow disease office

Who knows how to change a tire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176942)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

men who drive cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176971)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: pink multi-colored mad cow disease office

I drive a car, but I have no idea how to change a tire. I just keep them inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176982)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

well you should probably learn at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176996)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: pink multi-colored mad cow disease office

My dad knows how. I could just call him. That is efficient allocation of labor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177006)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

it helps if your dad is in the car driving you around everywhere for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177011)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: stimulating karate kitty

It's not hard, man. I can do it and I'm borderline stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177046)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Navy Bonkers Telephone Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176947)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good casino coffee pot

"Me and our PG accounted for 70 of our points."

lol. again, not sure why earl doesn't get more shit for RSF-levels of coming to xo for validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176948)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

I've never pretended not to brag about lifting, running, bball etc.

PG scored a lot more than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: garnet charismatic sanctuary haunted graveyard

Plays on a team full of Asian doods and brags about points scored lol. I got recruited to play in an Asian league and they have a 2 non Asians. It was lolz, felt like Wilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177024)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

the team is not full of asian dudes. 2 white guys, 2 black guys, 4 hapa guys and two asian guys.

The league itself is probably half asian.

And there are plenty of guys in the league who are taller than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177040)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Milky Idiotic Stage

Earl is a vain faggot but unlike RSF he's hilarious and not a thinskinned woman who acts like his ovaries ruptured every time someone calls him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176969)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Cracking theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176997)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: stimulating karate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177007)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 4:51 AM
Author: painfully honest learning disabled dilemma dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28183116)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Tantric maize generalized bond shrine

Tom Brady and I accounted for four SBs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176970)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: glittery harsh jew french chef

(Deflator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176978)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

Tiger woods and I had the same number of birdies on Sunday in the US Open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28176984)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: mischievous amethyst gaping nowag

LOL! I have never needed to change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177071)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: dun elite goyim round eye

u should be happy that he is maximizing the value of his aaa membership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177087)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

I am annoyed that millennials lack the competitive fire to drop everything to make a recreational sunday basketball league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177100)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28178662)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Tantric maize generalized bond shrine

I fucked up my car and took an hour the first time I changed a tire (oh, that's why you loosen the lug nuts) but now it's 5 min.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177097)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: stirring home

Millennial w/ spare tire and a jack: "Which goes up my ass first?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177109)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed arrogant mexican partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177138)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: alcoholic rehab

Should've called me or Imanagecat or box's husband.

Hey are Asian mainlanders (of USA) welcome to move to Hawaii? Or will I be beaten up and cucked by BAF native alphas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

they can tell you are not local by your lack of confidence, but you wont get beat up or anything. No one actually gets beat up, except for people surfing sometimes which is stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177134)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Milky Idiotic Stage

They beat up non locals for surfing in their spots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177144)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: adventurous citrine station

no for things like "dropping in" whatever the fuck that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28177518)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant ultramarine antidepressant drug brunch

f'in classic.

any MAN should be able to change a blown-out tire in 3-4 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2916154&forum_id=2#28178706)