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543561 beef boy IFNB goings-on at my local burger place

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Date: June 22nd, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: sickened resort

So I live near a "wacky" burger joint that has burgers with theme names. Most of them are after local athletes or current events. So there is a "John Kerry Burger" with a bunch of French shit on it and "flip-flopped eggs" (e.g. over easy), and during the '12 elections there was a Romney burger where all the ingredients were super expensive and high end.

Anyway, I know the owner (a Bucknell grad so he's sharp) and a few months ago I talked him into featuring an IFNB-themed burger. At first he was like "nah, nah, I like a good MUSCLE COCK as much as anyone, but my clientel is all clothed!" but I won him over. He introduced YANN PERROD'S BEEF BOY CLASSIC SLIDERS, which is three "nude" sliders, i.e. without buns. Also instead of being sliders, they are full sized burgers. And they come DRENCHED in aioli sauce to simulate the ROPES OF CUM that we're not allowed to put on food because of the clothmo health code.

So I go in there tonight for dinner and I see a massive naked man eating the Perrod sliders. He's not erect, so I don't immediately recognize him: but after introducing myself I learn that he is Peter Kupfer, who finished #2 behind Perrod at the Amateur Rumble in 2013!

Kupfer has actually tasted Yann Perrod's real BEEF BOY, but he was still extremely complimentary of the dish I came up with. He suggested some extra spices to mix with the meet to give it that real RELEASE ROOM taste. He had attracted quite a crowd at this point, so after he finished eating he got up and said "who wants a CUM SHOWER?"

The crowd cheered, and in a split second Kupfer was fully erect and just SPLASHING the crowd with his man juice. People ran in from outside just to get a taste. A lot of them bought Perrod sliders afterwards, wads of cum just dripping from them.

It was really amazing to see Kupfer in action. Kupfer hasn't even yet become a pro naked bodybuilder, but his cock control and sheer VOLUME is light years anything I see at my gym. Its ridic how good these guys are.

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Date: June 22nd, 2015 6:54 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome foreskin



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine sweet tailpipe

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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitty Cat Mother



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 7:01 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 7:01 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 8:32 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:05 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:08 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 10:14 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2015 5:50 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2015 5:53 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2015 8:50 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: jet blathering queen of the night

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Date: June 30th, 2015 6:56 PM
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:01 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2015 2:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Learning disabled karate hall

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Date: August 7th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: September 24th, 2015 9:36 PM
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Date: September 24th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Doobsian shrine

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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:09 PM
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