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Suicidal. Summer associate I took to Del Frisco's got no-offered (Disco Fries)

The day I got shitcanned I took a summer to Del Frisco's and...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
JFC
Coral Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  06/24/15
I think this is a flame
Nubile nudist friendly grandma
  06/24/15
no offered in June?
Know-it-all Stag Film
  06/24/15
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Glittery maize death wish blood rage
  06/24/15
literally is no longer allowed to work at firm. after the ...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
only one copy machine in your "biglaw" office?
charismatic macaca private investor
  06/24/15
flame
Odious lemon pervert skinny woman
  06/24/15
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Buff massive tattoo affirmative action
  07/22/18
disco fries is with a BIGTEX firm that does 6 week programs,...
flatulent maniacal business firm
  06/24/15
...
aphrodisiac pistol parlor
  06/28/15
lmao
Exhilarant Gay Crotch
  07/22/18
you couldn't wait another month for this flame?
cowardly silver range
  06/24/15
...
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
...
orange theater stage nibblets
  06/24/15
wish it was flame. i think this person had a babby. FML.
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
Ugh. Should I reach out to this person and apologize? I ha...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
...
Nubile nudist friendly grandma
  06/24/15
...
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
i'm going to wait until 4:00 to reach out. i'm on a heavy do...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
he knew what he was doing dude each man is an ifland
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
don't want to out anyone. but it was a "she"
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
oh well completely different story
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
that afternoon is hazy. i may have said some inappropriate t...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
what are bear claws
Nubile nudist friendly grandma
  06/24/15
http://imgur.com/iVDjhaA
Coral Hairraiser School Cafeteria
  06/24/15
Just opened a bottle of Lagavulin. This will not end well.
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
I am devastated I mean by realizing you are flame now. Le...
Jet Lodge
  06/24/15
yea this jumped the shark for disco fries...which is bad fro...
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
cr, i need you other xo poasters to be more fucked up than m...
Beady-eyed violent bawdyhouse
  06/28/15
Good move going pumo dumbass, because this flame attempt is ...
White impertinent yarmulke
  06/24/15
nah its entertaining
bateful institution coffee pot
  06/24/15
(Pumo dumbass)
White impertinent yarmulke
  06/24/15
i'm not here to be entertaining. i'm here because i have zer...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
OK. About to make the call. Hands are shaking hard so I'm go...
hateful yapping pit halford
  06/24/15
The initial got-fired call flame was pretty believable, as t...
Flirting splenetic house reading party
  06/24/15
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chrome aromatic piazza
  11/20/15
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Dashing Stage Feces
  07/22/18


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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

The day I got shitcanned I took a summer to Del Frisco's and force fed them martinis. Just heard from colleague that this summer is being no-offered.

I really am the King Midas of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191628)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: Coral Hairraiser School Cafeteria

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191631)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Nubile nudist friendly grandma

I think this is a flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191635)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all Stag Film

no offered in June?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191636)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Glittery maize death wish blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191640)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

literally is no longer allowed to work at firm.

after the lunch apparently this person vomited on the copy machine and caused a few other disturbances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191650)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: charismatic macaca private investor

only one copy machine in your "biglaw" office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191664)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Odious lemon pervert skinny woman

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192158)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Buff massive tattoo affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36474047)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: flatulent maniacal business firm

disco fries is with a BIGTEX firm that does 6 week programs, and unfortunately I can confirm his story and know of the SA. The story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192381)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pistol parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28215407)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gay Crotch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36474001)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: cowardly silver range

you couldn't wait another month for this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191638)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191645)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: orange theater stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191696)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

wish it was flame. i think this person had a babby. FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191705)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

Ugh. Should I reach out to this person and apologize?

I have been sober since last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191677)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Nubile nudist friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191698)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191712)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

i'm going to wait until 4:00 to reach out. i'm on a heavy dose of ativan and bear claws that is making me drowsy and I need to make sure i say the right thing during this call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191733)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot

he knew what he was doing dude each man is an ifland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191736)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

don't want to out anyone.

but it was a "she"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191739)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot

oh well completely different story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191746)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

that afternoon is hazy. i may have said some inappropriate things---not sure how bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191754)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Nubile nudist friendly grandma

what are bear claws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191966)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Coral Hairraiser School Cafeteria

http://imgur.com/iVDjhaA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192212)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

Just opened a bottle of Lagavulin. This will not end well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191818)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Jet Lodge

I am devastated

I mean by realizing you are flame now. Let us assume for a min that he got so wasted (which requires enormous amount of alcohol for any male who is used to drinking) as a summer during business lunch and managed to throw up on the copier he is still not going to be no offered in June

Now I have to look at everything you say with an insane amount of skepticism

get a life and go back to checking commas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191949)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot

yea this jumped the shark for disco fries...which is bad fro me cause now i feel like the most degenerate xo poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28191959)



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Date: June 28th, 2015 5:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed violent bawdyhouse

cr, i need you other xo poasters to be more fucked up than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28215408)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: White impertinent yarmulke

Good move going pumo dumbass, because this flame attempt is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192075)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: bateful institution coffee pot

nah its entertaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192087)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: White impertinent yarmulke

(Pumo dumbass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192235)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

i'm not here to be entertaining. i'm here because i have zero real life friends, an estranged wife, a daughter who barely knows me, and another one on the way. that is, i have trouble facing reality, and this is a good place to hide from it.

i'm on my fifth double Lagavulin, FYI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192276)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: hateful yapping pit halford

OK. About to make the call. Hands are shaking hard so I'm going to need to do voice-activation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192308)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Flirting splenetic house reading party

The initial got-fired call flame was pretty believable, as that is pretty much how it happens. This part is nonsense though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#28192324)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: chrome aromatic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#29219190)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: Dashing Stage Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2918023&forum_id=2#36473991)